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Biggest fish you've ever landed? Aka, Fish Stories Dick Measuring thread
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Biggest fish you've ever landed? Aka, Fish Stories Dick Measuring thread 20 votes
0- 5 lbs
15%
3 votes
5- 9 lbs
15%
3 votes
10- 19 lbs
5%
1 vote
20- 49 lbs
20%
4 votes
50 lbs +
20%
4 votes
I have a puffy little ginage between my supple thighs and don't fish
25%
5 votes
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5- 9 lbsFor someone who's been paid to take people fishing as a summer jerb, my large fish resume is twash as fuck. No thanks to @dflea I've never caught a Steelhead. My biggest trout ever was a Donaldson rainbow (GMO rainbow/stealhead hybrid) that was about 6 or 7 lbs.
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50 lbs +I beached a sturgeon that was every bit of 8' long the one and only time I went sturgeon fishing. It left me curled into a tight ball on the rocks and unable to move for about an hour. My back was tied in a knot and my legs were shaking uncontrollably for the last 10 minutes of it. It takes good technique to fight a fish like that from the bank and I didn't have it.
Other than that a fair number of 30-40lb chinook is the best I can do. I netted a 52lb bright chinook for a buddy once. -
5- 9 lbs
Those living fossils are TUFF and no how to fight for survival.chuck said:I beached a sturgeon that was every bit of 8' long the one and only time I went sturgeon fishing. It left me curled into a tight ball on the rocks and unable to move for about an hour. My back was tied in a knot and my legs were shaking uncontrollably for the last 10 minutes of it. It takes good technique to fight a fish like that from the bank and I didn't have it.
Other than that a fair number of 30-40lb chinook is the best I can do. I netted a 52lb bright chinook for a buddy once. -
20- 49 lbsI've topped 20 with steelhead, coho and chum salmon. Right about 40 for my biggest chinook. The chinook was a skank though. It jizzed on my leg.
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5- 9 lbsSome 5 to 7 lb largemouth. Havent steel headed much. Looking to get after that soon for a new experience in life! Easier than trading out women and I really like the one I have now.
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5- 9 lbsdoes @PurpleBaze count? Okay so I haven't reeled him in just yet, but in my defense his Uber hours are hard to work around.
On topic, just a catfish. They really love chicken liver. -
I have a puffy little ginage between my supple thighs and don't fishI don't fish, but I shoot at things... not necessarily animals.
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5- 9 lbs
Tannerites a blast!PurpleBaze said:I don't fish, but I shoot at things... not necessarily animals.
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I have a puffy little ginage between my supple thighs and don't fish
Okay...Ice_Holmvik said:
Tannerites a blast!PurpleBaze said:I don't fish, but I shoot at things... not necessarily animals.
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20- 49 lbsChinook, may have broke 40. Ninilchik River, AK. Shoulder to shoulder, true combat fishing. The river was about 10-12 feet wide where we grabbed the bank so occasionally you had to negotiate the guys on the other side.
It took off down river where the water got wide and fought for close to an hour, still can't believe the sheer power and violence it created on the rod. Quite a thrill. The guy who took us to the spot was on the net. I can't remember what the issue was but after many attempts, he ended up throwing the net down and going into the water with both arms in a bear hug to finally snatch it. He was as tired as I was. This was also around 3 am.
