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Open Letter to Oregon Recruits

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  • creepycoug
    creepycoug Member Posts: 24,278
    edited January 2020

    Putting dudes in the NFL was never Toothy’s problem, Bart. We’re in pretty good company based on this list and 2nd in the PAC.

    Whoo Hoo.

    After a 6 year run that was better at program NFL talent production than perhaps any in Washington history ... certainly better than any over the last 25 or more years, you? still lag behind my Canes who have been languishing for about that long. And after Oregon's all-time best run, they really lag behind us?

    Kids, the W and O fanbases understandably want your talent and services. But you have to think about yourself and your family. You're never going to be captains of industry or investment bankers or surgeons. Let's be real here. This is the one and only chance you will ever have for a 7-figure payday.

    Come to the U. We'll? make it happen together.

    CreepCane

    Do you really want to be coached by someone this guy picked for you?




  • haie
    haie Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 24,422 Founders Club
    Do you want to practice and play games in the Dolphins Toradol storage cabinet?

    If so then you're all about the U.
  • creepycoug
    creepycoug Member Posts: 24,278
    haie said:

    Do you want to practice and play games in the Dolphins Toradol storage cabinet?

    If so then you're all about the U.

    We? play anybody, anywhere, anytime. We? don't want the kind of men who need to be comfortable in their little campus stadiums. WDWT. They don't have what it takes.

    Men, if you're up to it, if you're good enough, try and be a Hurricane. Certainly not a Duck or a Husky. Goodness gracious no.

  • creepycoug
    creepycoug Member Posts: 24,278
    Told you I was working on this. You think Manny is bringing in this kid?





    Again, kids, don't sign with Oregon. And don't wait for Manny to find you all the way out here. He's about as retarded as Coffee Time Pete. Call him and let him know you're interested. Crisco will be there shortly. That's why the Houston kid's interested.

    And if you were going to sign with the train wreck that is Jimmy Lake Ballz Washington, you're too retarded for us, so go ahead.

  • MikeDamone
    MikeDamone Member Posts: 37,781
    Looks like by this measure Stanford is the way to go.
  • creepycoug
    creepycoug Member Posts: 24,278

    Looks like by this measure Stanford is the way to go.

    Education? Sure.

    Football?


  • RaceBannon
    RaceBannon Member, Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 115,503 Founders Club

    Looks like by this measure Stanford is the way to go.

    Education? Sure.

    Football?


    Who is the fucking loser on the left?
  • creepycoug
    creepycoug Member Posts: 24,278

    Looks like by this measure Stanford is the way to go.

    Education? Sure.

    Football?


    Who is the fucking loser on the left?
    Our? future defensive coordinator.