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Can't wait to win 116 games and lose in the second round.

That said, hopefully they keep this up. It's about time the losers in this region get kicked to the fucking curb

[Deleted User]

Hopefully the Seahawks super bowl woke up this damn town and the fans will finally have some god damn expectations for our teams for once.

Although the Mariners fans are better than the Doogs. They stopped giving those fuckheads money the last few years.

pawz

Can't we just be happy with 4-1?

Me and my 300 seats for Opening Day are fucking tickled.

DeepSeaZ

When are those tickets for Styx coming in?

Can't we just be happy with 4-1?
Me and my 300 seats for Opening Day are fucking tickled.

pawz

When are those tickets for Styx coming in?
Can't we just be happy with 4-1?
Me and my 300 seats for Opening Day are fucking tickled.

Who is Styx? Does she poast here?

DugtheDoog

I bought the new MLB video game (which I play on my mom's spare TV in her basement) and during load screens they show relevant MLB facts. Yesterday I got one that said "The Seattle Mariners have finished 4th in the American League West 8 out of the past 10 years". I know, nothing earth shattering there, but it reminded me that they haven't just been bad but really fucking pathetic. And even this year, they sign Cano to put butts in the seats but didn't surround him with anybody. The organization could give a fuck about winning.

DugtheDoog

KirkJonesDoog hates this board after a win.

[Deleted User]

KirkJonesDoog hates this board after a win.

And anyone with half a brain hates KirkJonesDoog.

RoadDawg55

I bought the new MLB video game (which I play on my mom's spare TV in her basement) and during load screens they show relevant MLB facts. Yesterday I got one that said "The Seattle Mariners have finished 4th in the American League West 8 out of the past 10 years". I know, nothing earth shattering there, but it reminded me that they haven't just been bad but really fucking pathetic. And even this year, they sign Cano to put butts in the seats but didn't surround him with anybody. The organization could give a fuck about winning.

They probably won't be very good, but getting rid of Wedge was a good start. He was terrible.

whatshouldicareabout

Me and my 300 seats for Opening Day are fucking tickled.

You bought 300 tickets?

You're redefining abundance

pawz

Me and my 300 seats for Opening Day are fucking tickled.
You bought 300 tickets?

You're redefining abundance

No. Moar.

The truth is, I can't wait to never sell another mother fucking ticket again. Ever.

I hate doogs, 12s, scarftard soonders and mooriners. Nobody sees the kind of miserable, pathetic, and fickle cocksucker (75k) fans they are like I do.

FMFYFE.

fivehundredmileDAWG

Awfully springlike and shitty for October ...

MikeDamone

I think they can be the Yankees with the right coach.

EsophagealFeces

Can't we just be happy with 4-1?
Me and my 300 seats for Opening Day are fucking tickled.

How the hell were you able to buy 300+ tickets for opening day?

sarktastic

I'm guessing he started shopping for them before today.

Can't we just be happy with 4-1?
Me and my 300 seats for Opening Day are fucking tickled.
How the hell were you able to buy 300+ tickets for opening day?

puppylove_sugarsteel

Can't we just be happy with 4-1?

Can't you just fist-fuck yourself Cockus and your mariners. Win 3 lose three. Every year people get excited because the m's are 4-1 to start the season. Then they go 1-4. Lather, rinse repeat all fucking year.

You're so hard up for a winner in your life because you failed so miserably. Go to the woods, go fishing, hiking, something - anything but posting on this bored 24-7.

sarktastic

*see message below.

Can't we just be happy with 4-1?
Can't you just fist-fuck yourself Cockus and your mariners. Win 3 lose three. Every year people get excited because the m's are 4-1 to start the season. Then they go 1-4. Lather, rinse repeat all fucking year.

You're so hard up for a winner in your life because you failed so miserably. Go to the woods, go fishing, hiking, something - anything but posting on this bored 24-7.

[Deleted User]

Can't we just be happy with 4-1?
Can't you just fist-fuck yourself Cockus and your mariners. Win 3 lose three. Every year people get excited because the m's are 4-1 to start the season. Then they go 1-4. Lather, rinse repeat all fucking year.

You're so hard up for a winner in your life because you failed so miserably. Go to the woods, go fishing, hiking, something - anything but posting on this bored 24-7.

If you can't that I was mocking Doogs for saying that phrase in 2006, 2011 and 2013 then I can't help you.

Fire_Marshall_Bill

Can't we just be happy with 4-1?
Can't you just fist-fuck yourself Cockus and your mariners. Win 3 lose three. Every year people get excited because the m's are 4-1 to start the season. Then they go 1-4. Lather, rinse repeat all fucking year.

You're so hard up for a winner in your life because you failed so miserably. Go to the woods, go fishing, hiking, something - anything but posting on this bored 24-7.

You mad bro?

[Deleted User]

Can't we just be happy with 4-1?
Can't you just fist-fuck yourself Cockus and your mariners. Win 3 lose three. Every year people get excited because the m's are 4-1 to start the season. Then they go 1-4. Lather, rinse repeat all fucking year.

You're so hard up for a winner in your life because you failed so miserably. Go to the woods, go fishing, hiking, something - anything but posting on this bored 24-7.
You mad bro?

That's like his only posts he can have. Then others fire back at him he goes runs and hides. His silence in the SEC thread speaks volumes.

Orange was right about him. It's the same exact post every single time.

TierbsHsotBoobs

Me and my 300 seats for Opening Day are fucking tickled.
You bought 300 tickets?

You're redefining abundance

No. Moar.

The truth is, I can't wait to never sell another mother fucking ticket again. Ever.

I hate doogs, 12s, scarftard soonders and mooriners. Nobody sees the kind of miserable, pathetic, and fickle cocksucker (75k) fans they are like I do.

FMFYFE.

You're the dumbfuck that chooses to do business with the worst sports fans in America.

Take responsibility for your actions.

Fire_Marshall_Bill

Can't we just be happy with 4-1?
Can't you just fist-fuck yourself Cockus and your mariners. Win 3 lose three. Every year people get excited because the m's are 4-1 to start the season. Then they go 1-4. Lather, rinse repeat all fucking year.

You're so hard up for a winner in your life because you failed so miserably. Go to the woods, go fishing, hiking, something - anything but posting on this bored 24-7.
You mad bro?
That's like his only posts he can have. Then others fire back at him he goes runs and hides. His silence in the SEC thread speaks volumes.

Orange was right about him. It's the same exact post every single time.

Yeah the running and hiding part gets old, but the tough guy act coupled with running to Derek constantly gets a little old too. Don't start of a lot of s*** if you don't want to face the consequences. I've been on these stupid message boards for about 11.5 years. I have only pm'd the owners a couple of times - once to Derek about LOSER, & once to a different site about a psycho Oregon State troll who had already been banned before

TierbsHsotBoobs

Can't we just be happy with 4-1?
Can't you just fist-fuck yourself Cockus and your mariners. Win 3 lose three. Every year people get excited because the m's are 4-1 to start the season. Then they go 1-4. Lather, rinse repeat all fucking year.

You're so hard up for a winner in your life because you failed so miserably. Go to the woods, go fishing, hiking, something - anything but posting on this bored 24-7.
You mad bro?
That's like his only posts he can have. Then others fire back at him he goes runs and hides. His silence in the SEC thread speaks volumes.

Orange was right about him. It's the same exact post every single time.
Yeah the running and hiding part gets old, but the tough guy act coupled with running to Derek constantly gets a little old too. Don't start of a lot of s*** if you don't want to face the consequences. I've been on these stupid message boards for about 11.5 years. I have only pm'd the owners a couple of times - once to Derek about LOSER, & once to a different site about a psycho Oregon State troll who had already been banned before

These things exist?

dnc

Can't we just be happy with 4-1?
Can't you just fist-fuck yourself Cockus and your mariners. Win 3 lose three. Every year people get excited because the m's are 4-1 to start the season. Then they go 1-4. Lather, rinse repeat all fucking year.

You're so hard up for a winner in your life because you failed so miserably. Go to the woods, go fishing, hiking, something - anything but posting on this bored 24-7.
You mad bro?
That's like his only posts he can have. Then others fire back at him he goes runs and hides. His silence in the SEC thread speaks volumes.

Orange was right about him. It's the same exact post every single time.
Yeah the running and hiding part gets old, but the tough guy act coupled with running to Derek constantly gets a little old too. Don't start of a lot of s*** if you don't want to face the consequences. I've been on these stupid message boards for about 11.5 years. I have only pm'd the owners a couple of times - once to Derek about LOSER, & once to a different site about a psycho Oregon State troll who had already been banned before

FO, G?

PostGameOrangeSlices

Can't we just be happy with 4-1?
Can't you just fist-fuck yourself Cockus and your mariners. Win 3 lose three. Every year people get excited because the m's are 4-1 to start the season. Then they go 1-4. Lather, rinse repeat all fucking year.

You're so hard up for a winner in your life because you failed so miserably. Go to the woods, go fishing, hiking, something - anything but posting on this bored 24-7.
You mad bro?
That's like his only posts he can have. Then others fire back at him he goes runs and hides. His silence in the SEC thread speaks volumes.

Orange was right about him. It's the same exact post every single time.
Yeah the running and hiding part gets old, but the tough guy act coupled with running to Derek constantly gets a little old too. Don't start of a lot of s*** if you don't want to face the consequences. I've been on these stupid message boards for about 11.5 years. I have only pm'd the owners a couple of times - once to Derek about LOSER, & once to a different site about a psycho Oregon State troll who had already been banned before
These things exist?

lol'd

Ron_Fairly

KirkJonesDoog hates this board after a win.
And anyone with half a brain hates KirkJonesDoog.

Anyone who hasn't had a full lobotomy hates KirkJonesDoogFS

pawz

Me and my 300 seats for Opening Day are fucking tickled.
You bought 300 tickets?

You're redefining abundance

No. Moar.

The truth is, I can't wait to never sell another mother fucking ticket again. Ever.

I hate doogs, 12s, scarftard soonders and mooriners. Nobody sees the kind of miserable, pathetic, and fickle cocksucker (75k) fans they are like I do.

FMFYFE.
You're the dumbfuck that chooses to do business with the worst sports fans in America.

Take responsibility for your actions.

I intend to LEAVE! very fucking shortly.

And when I quit bring inventory to market, its only going to cost the aforementioned fuckalls more. So there is that - which makes me feel warm and fuzzy.

Fuck you. Fuck me. Fuck Everybody.

BennyBeaver

Free pub

[Deleted User]

Can't we just be happy with 4-1?
Can't you just fist-fuck yourself Cockus and your mariners. Win 3 lose three. Every year people get excited because the m's are 4-1 to start the season. Then they go 1-4. Lather, rinse repeat all fucking year.

You're so hard up for a winner in your life because you failed so miserably. Go to the woods, go fishing, hiking, something - anything but posting on this bored 24-7.
You mad bro?
That's like his only posts he can have. Then others fire back at him he goes runs and hides. His silence in the SEC thread speaks volumes.

Orange was right about him. It's the same exact post every single time.
Yeah the running and hiding part gets old, but the tough guy act coupled with running to Derek constantly gets a little old too. Don't start of a lot of s*** if you don't want to face the consequences. I've been on these stupid message boards for about 11.5 years. I have only pm'd the owners a couple of times - once to Derek about LOSER, & once to a different site about a psycho Oregon State troll who had already been banned before

It's very predictable. He has his rant then when others gang up on him he runs and hide. Sometimes he'll go tattle on Derek on me. I've had so many PM's from Derek all related to PLSS.

Just look how predictably quiet he is in the SEC thread that he started. He can start shit but he can't face the music when he is called out on being a fucktard.

phineas

I think plss is more of a thread starter than he is a poster. Not sure ive ever seen him make more than two posts in any of his own threads.

that said, i agree with more_incest re: the 2014 american league champion seattle mariners (who are BACK)

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PostGameOrangeSlices

Can't wait to win 116 games and lose in the second round.

That said, hopefully they keep this up. It's about time the losers in this region get kicked to the fucking curb

[Deleted User]

pawz

Can't we just be happy with 4-1?

Me and my 300 seats for Opening Day are fucking tickled.

DeepSeaZ

When are those tickets for Styx coming in?

Can't we just be happy with 4-1?
Me and my 300 seats for Opening Day are fucking tickled.

pawz

When are those tickets for Styx coming in?
Can't we just be happy with 4-1?
Me and my 300 seats for Opening Day are fucking tickled.

Who is Styx? Does she poast here?

DugtheDoog

KirkJonesDoog hates this board after a win.

[Deleted User]

KirkJonesDoog hates this board after a win.

And anyone with half a brain hates KirkJonesDoog.

RoadDawg55

I bought the new MLB video game (which I play on my mom's spare TV in her basement) and during load screens they show relevant MLB facts. Yesterday I got one that said "The Seattle Mariners have finished 4th in the American League West 8 out of the past 10 years". I know, nothing earth shattering there, but it reminded me that they haven't just been bad but really fucking pathetic. And even this year, they sign Cano to put butts in the seats but didn't surround him with anybody. The organization could give a fuck about winning.

They probably won't be very good, but getting rid of Wedge was a good start. He was terrible.

whatshouldicareabout

Me and my 300 seats for Opening Day are fucking tickled.

You bought 300 tickets?

You're redefining abundance

pawz

Me and my 300 seats for Opening Day are fucking tickled.
You bought 300 tickets?

You're redefining abundance

fivehundredmileDAWG

Awfully springlike and shitty for October ...

MikeDamone

I think they can be the Yankees with the right coach.

EsophagealFeces

Can't we just be happy with 4-1?
Me and my 300 seats for Opening Day are fucking tickled.

How the hell were you able to buy 300+ tickets for opening day?

sarktastic

I'm guessing he started shopping for them before today.

Can't we just be happy with 4-1?
Me and my 300 seats for Opening Day are fucking tickled.
How the hell were you able to buy 300+ tickets for opening day?

puppylove_sugarsteel

Can't we just be happy with 4-1?

sarktastic

*see message below.

Can't we just be happy with 4-1?
Can't you just fist-fuck yourself Cockus and your mariners. Win 3 lose three. Every year people get excited because the m's are 4-1 to start the season. Then they go 1-4. Lather, rinse repeat all fucking year.

You're so hard up for a winner in your life because you failed so miserably. Go to the woods, go fishing, hiking, something - anything but posting on this bored 24-7.

[Deleted User]

Can't we just be happy with 4-1?
Can't you just fist-fuck yourself Cockus and your mariners. Win 3 lose three. Every year people get excited because the m's are 4-1 to start the season. Then they go 1-4. Lather, rinse repeat all fucking year.

You're so hard up for a winner in your life because you failed so miserably. Go to the woods, go fishing, hiking, something - anything but posting on this bored 24-7.

If you can't that I was mocking Doogs for saying that phrase in 2006, 2011 and 2013 then I can't help you.

Fire_Marshall_Bill

Can't we just be happy with 4-1?
Can't you just fist-fuck yourself Cockus and your mariners. Win 3 lose three. Every year people get excited because the m's are 4-1 to start the season. Then they go 1-4. Lather, rinse repeat all fucking year.

You're so hard up for a winner in your life because you failed so miserably. Go to the woods, go fishing, hiking, something - anything but posting on this bored 24-7.

You mad bro?

[Deleted User]

Can't we just be happy with 4-1?
Can't you just fist-fuck yourself Cockus and your mariners. Win 3 lose three. Every year people get excited because the m's are 4-1 to start the season. Then they go 1-4. Lather, rinse repeat all fucking year.

You're so hard up for a winner in your life because you failed so miserably. Go to the woods, go fishing, hiking, something - anything but posting on this bored 24-7.
You mad bro?

TierbsHsotBoobs

Me and my 300 seats for Opening Day are fucking tickled.
You bought 300 tickets?

You're redefining abundance

No. Moar.

The truth is, I can't wait to never sell another mother fucking ticket again. Ever.

I hate doogs, 12s, scarftard soonders and mooriners. Nobody sees the kind of miserable, pathetic, and fickle cocksucker (75k) fans they are like I do.

FMFYFE.

You're the dumbfuck that chooses to do business with the worst sports fans in America.

Take responsibility for your actions.

Fire_Marshall_Bill

Can't we just be happy with 4-1?
Can't you just fist-fuck yourself Cockus and your mariners. Win 3 lose three. Every year people get excited because the m's are 4-1 to start the season. Then they go 1-4. Lather, rinse repeat all fucking year.

You're so hard up for a winner in your life because you failed so miserably. Go to the woods, go fishing, hiking, something - anything but posting on this bored 24-7.
You mad bro?
That's like his only posts he can have. Then others fire back at him he goes runs and hides. His silence in the SEC thread speaks volumes.

Orange was right about him. It's the same exact post every single time.

TierbsHsotBoobs

Can't we just be happy with 4-1?
Can't you just fist-fuck yourself Cockus and your mariners. Win 3 lose three. Every year people get excited because the m's are 4-1 to start the season. Then they go 1-4. Lather, rinse repeat all fucking year.

You're so hard up for a winner in your life because you failed so miserably. Go to the woods, go fishing, hiking, something - anything but posting on this bored 24-7.
You mad bro?
That's like his only posts he can have. Then others fire back at him he goes runs and hides. His silence in the SEC thread speaks volumes.

Orange was right about him. It's the same exact post every single time.
Yeah the running and hiding part gets old, but the tough guy act coupled with running to Derek constantly gets a little old too. Don't start of a lot of s*** if you don't want to face the consequences. I've been on these stupid message boards for about 11.5 years. I have only pm'd the owners a couple of times - once to Derek about LOSER, & once to a different site about a psycho Oregon State troll who had already been banned before

These things exist?

dnc

Can't we just be happy with 4-1?
Can't you just fist-fuck yourself Cockus and your mariners. Win 3 lose three. Every year people get excited because the m's are 4-1 to start the season. Then they go 1-4. Lather, rinse repeat all fucking year.

You're so hard up for a winner in your life because you failed so miserably. Go to the woods, go fishing, hiking, something - anything but posting on this bored 24-7.
You mad bro?
That's like his only posts he can have. Then others fire back at him he goes runs and hides. His silence in the SEC thread speaks volumes.

Orange was right about him. It's the same exact post every single time.
Yeah the running and hiding part gets old, but the tough guy act coupled with running to Derek constantly gets a little old too. Don't start of a lot of s*** if you don't want to face the consequences. I've been on these stupid message boards for about 11.5 years. I have only pm'd the owners a couple of times - once to Derek about LOSER, & once to a different site about a psycho Oregon State troll who had already been banned before

FO, G?

PostGameOrangeSlices

Can't we just be happy with 4-1?
Can't you just fist-fuck yourself Cockus and your mariners. Win 3 lose three. Every year people get excited because the m's are 4-1 to start the season. Then they go 1-4. Lather, rinse repeat all fucking year.

You're so hard up for a winner in your life because you failed so miserably. Go to the woods, go fishing, hiking, something - anything but posting on this bored 24-7.
You mad bro?
That's like his only posts he can have. Then others fire back at him he goes runs and hides. His silence in the SEC thread speaks volumes.

Orange was right about him. It's the same exact post every single time.
Yeah the running and hiding part gets old, but the tough guy act coupled with running to Derek constantly gets a little old too. Don't start of a lot of s*** if you don't want to face the consequences. I've been on these stupid message boards for about 11.5 years. I have only pm'd the owners a couple of times - once to Derek about LOSER, & once to a different site about a psycho Oregon State troll who had already been banned before
These things exist?

lol'd

Ron_Fairly

KirkJonesDoog hates this board after a win.
And anyone with half a brain hates KirkJonesDoog.

Anyone who hasn't had a full lobotomy hates KirkJonesDoogFS

pawz

Me and my 300 seats for Opening Day are fucking tickled.
You bought 300 tickets?

You're redefining abundance

No. Moar.

The truth is, I can't wait to never sell another mother fucking ticket again. Ever.

I hate doogs, 12s, scarftard soonders and mooriners. Nobody sees the kind of miserable, pathetic, and fickle cocksucker (75k) fans they are like I do.

FMFYFE.
You're the dumbfuck that chooses to do business with the worst sports fans in America.

Take responsibility for your actions.

BennyBeaver

Free pub

[Deleted User]

Can't we just be happy with 4-1?
Can't you just fist-fuck yourself Cockus and your mariners. Win 3 lose three. Every year people get excited because the m's are 4-1 to start the season. Then they go 1-4. Lather, rinse repeat all fucking year.

You're so hard up for a winner in your life because you failed so miserably. Go to the woods, go fishing, hiking, something - anything but posting on this bored 24-7.
You mad bro?
That's like his only posts he can have. Then others fire back at him he goes runs and hides. His silence in the SEC thread speaks volumes.

Orange was right about him. It's the same exact post every single time.
Yeah the running and hiding part gets old, but the tough guy act coupled with running to Derek constantly gets a little old too. Don't start of a lot of s*** if you don't want to face the consequences. I've been on these stupid message boards for about 11.5 years. I have only pm'd the owners a couple of times - once to Derek about LOSER, & once to a different site about a psycho Oregon State troll who had already been banned before

phineas