Mark Mangino it is
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How many sheep had to be sheared to spin enough wool for that jacket?CFetters_Nacho_Lover said:
He makes Fetters look svelte.skookum said:
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I know for 100 percent fact that Mark Mangino was so fat that he had to wipe his ass with a towel and went through 6 graduate assistants in 6 years. He left shit covered towels everywhere, there was more than racial abuse going on at KUFremontTroll said:
Sad that in a thread of great fat jokes mine went unnoticed:FremontTroll said:Stock up on towels.
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clearly you have not done cocaineRoadDawg55 said:
How do you do cocaine and still be obese?minion_doog said:
Idk about this dude but Candy had a pack a day habit, drank heavily, and cocaine in his past (rumor but Hollywood in the 80's) and I also remember something about young men and heart attacks in his fam. You'd think stress alone would be enough to put this guy in the dirt at that heavy for so long thohuskyhooligan said:How is it that John Candy dies at 43 and this guy is still living. Life isn't fair. Don't get me wrong, Candy would probably have died in the last five years, but seriously.
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He's gets the .....coke munchies?RoadDawg55 said:
How do you do cocaine and still be obese?minion_doog said:
Idk about this dude but Candy had a pack a day habit, drank heavily, and cocaine in his past (rumor but Hollywood in the 80's) and I also remember something about young men and heart attacks in his fam. You'd think stress alone would be enough to put this guy in the dirt at that heavy for so long thohuskyhooligan said:How is it that John Candy dies at 43 and this guy is still living. Life isn't fair. Don't get me wrong, Candy would probably have died in the last five years, but seriously.
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Right. Because you’re so hungry and food tastes so good when doing it.FireCohen said:
clearly you have not done cocaineRoadDawg55 said:
How do you do cocaine and still be obese?minion_doog said:
Idk about this dude but Candy had a pack a day habit, drank heavily, and cocaine in his past (rumor but Hollywood in the 80's) and I also remember something about young men and heart attacks in his fam. You'd think stress alone would be enough to put this guy in the dirt at that heavy for so long thohuskyhooligan said:How is it that John Candy dies at 43 and this guy is still living. Life isn't fair. Don't get me wrong, Candy would probably have died in the last five years, but seriously.
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Personally, I can only keep a coke ingestion instance going for maybe 8 hours, and it invariably ends up with extreme nasal distress, jaw clenching, and a miserable attempt to get to sleep or even more miserable eschewing of sleep. And afterwards, I hate the drug for at least a couple days. Plenty of time to house 'zas in that downtime.RoadDawg55 said:
Right. Because you’re so hungry and food tastes so good when doing it.FireCohen said:
clearly you have not done cocaineRoadDawg55 said:
How do you do cocaine and still be obese?minion_doog said:
Idk about this dude but Candy had a pack a day habit, drank heavily, and cocaine in his past (rumor but Hollywood in the 80's) and I also remember something about young men and heart attacks in his fam. You'd think stress alone would be enough to put this guy in the dirt at that heavy for so long thohuskyhooligan said:How is it that John Candy dies at 43 and this guy is still living. Life isn't fair. Don't get me wrong, Candy would probably have died in the last five years, but seriously.
Now, meth... @dirtysouwfdawg can confirm you can keep that rocking non-stop for weeks. But sweets are fucking irresistible while on high on poop.
Opiates are the true weight loss secret, in that you don't give a rat's fucking ass about being hungry, either you're high or stressed as fuck about how you're going to get high. -
Do benzos next
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Im tried of all these pussies talking about how meth is bad for you and shit. There is absolutely no evidence to support that shit. I've been doing meth for about 12 years and I'm in peak physical condition, great teeth, clear skin, and a bumpin sex life. I have held a stable job while on ICE and fuck heavily with other drugs too. All these bitch ass shows like breaking bad make it seem like meth will fuck you up overnight. The truth is, I've only gotten healthier since doing meth, and the only reason its fuckin illegal is because of propaganda. I even served 5 years in Iraq, and did that shit on the L while simultaneously performing staff Sargent duties and getting spun on breaks. I had the hookup with this jihad motherfucker. Eventually I was honorably discharged because of a penis injury, turns out meth was making me last like a motherfucker and I didn't even feel my penis bruising until it was so bad I got stuck in ER for a couple months with a hernia. Anyway, i guess there is a little bit of risk to meth... just mind your cock.Emoterman said:
Personally, I can only keep a coke ingestion instance going for maybe 8 hours, and it invariably ends up with extreme nasal distress, jaw clenching, and a miserable attempt to get to sleep or even more miserable eschewing of sleep. And afterwards, I hate the drug for at least a couple days. Plenty of time to house 'zas in that downtime.RoadDawg55 said:
Right. Because you’re so hungry and food tastes so good when doing it.FireCohen said:
clearly you have not done cocaineRoadDawg55 said:
How do you do cocaine and still be obese?minion_doog said:
Idk about this dude but Candy had a pack a day habit, drank heavily, and cocaine in his past (rumor but Hollywood in the 80's) and I also remember something about young men and heart attacks in his fam. You'd think stress alone would be enough to put this guy in the dirt at that heavy for so long thohuskyhooligan said:How is it that John Candy dies at 43 and this guy is still living. Life isn't fair. Don't get me wrong, Candy would probably have died in the last five years, but seriously.
Now, meth... @dirtysouwfdawg can confirm you can keep that rocking non-stop for weeks. But sweets are fucking irresistible while on high on poop.
Opiates are the true weight loss secret, in that you don't give a rat's fucking ass about being hungry, either you're high or stressed as fuck about how you're going to get high. -
Somehow, despite hearing it over and over again, I never overlapped my cocaine and benzo use. I heard it was a great way to get to sleep post-coke binge, but never had any Xanax during heavy cocaine use. And once you've graduated to meth, which I had done by the time I had steady access to benzos, coke is at best a trifling amuse bouche of a drug.Gladstone said:Do benzos next
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Why do we always spiral into drug conversations?
I can tell you CSB’s about my 10 yr run that involved weed, ecstasy, coke, acid, shrooms, anything in the prescription cabinet I could get my hands on, oxcy’s, meth, and crack.
Two hand fulls of arrests and numerous other should’ves. Two quitter stints in various facilities and almost a combined two weeks at king counties finest bed and breakfast.
CSB.
Sometimes I miss it...






