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Hardcore Husky Road Warrior Slut(s) of The Week: Fuck Off Edition

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  • kh83
    kh83 Member Posts: 596
    The joke as I heard it goes:

    What's the difference between an Indian (Native American) woman and a Blue Whale?

    The leather jacket.

    Now some of you need to know that's just what I'm hearing, not my actual opinion. Some of you need to learn the difference.
  • Ron_Fairly
    Ron_Fairly Member Posts: 368
    kh83 said:

    The joke as I heard it goes:

    What's the difference between an Indian (Native American) woman and a Blue Whale?

    The leather jacket.

    Now some of you need to know that's just what I'm hearing, not my actual opinion. Some of you need to learn the difference.

    Does a female blue whale have a blue waffle?
  • allpurpleallgold
    allpurpleallgold Member Posts: 8,771
    Really good job. Except for 3. Her tattoos are horrendous.
  • BayDawg
    BayDawg Member Posts: 1,623

    I didn't even realize #5 had a tattoo.
  • EsophagealFeces
    EsophagealFeces Member Posts: 13,463
    #2 is the winner. Enough tats to make my sweatpants tight, but not enough to detract from a fine body. GEAA, Swaye.
  • Bad_MotherDucker
    Bad_MotherDucker Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 1,383 Swaye's Wigwam
    Awesome'd for the video alone. I fucking love that song
  • dflea
    dflea Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 7,287 Swaye's Wigwam
    Swaye said:

    If you don't like this week's edition, you have no dick. And fuck off.

    One more thing. Grundle needs to take over next week. Spring turkey season is opening, and I will be hunting them. Fuck you PETA.

    We used to have this big tom that would look over these hens in our neighborhood. You'd see them every so often is someone's yard. These donkeys a few houses down thought it would be nice to leave out some cracked corn for the turkeys. Before long, the tom was hanging around all the time - he'd even get aggressive when the hens were around and jump in the road in front of you.

    A while back, he jumped in the road in front of some dude in a big truck, and the dude just ran him over. So they took the dead turkey to the Humane Society and asked that he be "respectfully buried" - lol. I wanted to know why the fuckers didn't just eat him since they got him killed by turning him into a pet bird.

    Now two houses have signs with a turkey on them in front of them that say "SLOW DOWN - WE MISS OUR TOM". If one of you guys could kindly blow those houses up, that'd be great.

    Solid work on this thread, btw.


  • MikeDamone
    MikeDamone Member Posts: 37,781
    edited April 2014
    What I like most about these girls is they have super low self esteem and mental issues. Probably related to their fathers. Easy pickins.
  • Swaye
    Swaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,743 Founders Club
    dflea said:

    Swaye said:

    If you don't like this week's edition, you have no dick. And fuck off.

    One more thing. Grundle needs to take over next week. Spring turkey season is opening, and I will be hunting them. Fuck you PETA.

    We used to have this big tom that would look over these hens in our neighborhood. You'd see them every so often is someone's yard. These donkeys a few houses down thought it would be nice to leave out some cracked corn for the turkeys. Before long, the tom was hanging around all the time - he'd even get aggressive when the hens were around and jump in the road in front of you.

    A while back, he jumped in the road in front of some dude in a big truck, and the dude just ran him over. So they took the dead turkey to the Humane Society and asked that he be "respectfully buried" - lol. I wanted to know why the fuckers didn't just eat him since they got him killed by turning him into a pet bird.

    Now two houses have signs with a turkey on them in front of them that say "SLOW DOWN - WE MISS OUR TOM". If one of you guys could kindly blow those houses up, that'd be great.

    Solid work on this thread, btw.


    Great story. I would like to blow their houses up, but I hate prison. I like the stories where PETA idiots are like hugging a tiger and get mauled. Good shit.