Hardcore Husky Road Warrior Slut(s) of The Week: Fuck Off Edition
One more thing. Grundle needs to take over next week. Spring turkey season is opening, and I will be hunting them. Fuck you PETA.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6pKoL7QGVxs Comments
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Veni veni veni
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#1 & #4, YBEs
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PS, Free Pub !!1!!
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If you're going to shoot turkeys that's fine, but if you're going to shoot a whale, my MIL lives in Blaine
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What's the difference between an orca whale & a Blaine girl?
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Agree. And the whales don't chew tobaccoGrundleStiltzkin said:What's the difference between an orca whale & a Blaine girl?
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Nor wear tavern jackets.Ron_Fairly said:
Agree. And the whales don't chew tobaccoGrundleStiltzkin said:What's the difference between an orca whale & a Blaine girl?
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You're on deck. Have fun, create sweatpants boners, and pro tip: don't pick music from any overseas band that remotely resembles Nickleback. Boobs will Citrus bomb you.GrundleStiltzkin said:PS, Free Pub !!1!!
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Dibs on girls 2, 4, and 5.
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What a great thread for Nickleback, Brah.
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If you select music from a Nickleback like band and your punishment is just one little Citrus bomb, you got off light.Swaye said:
You're on deck. Have fun, create sweatpants boners, and pro tip: don't pick music from any overseas band that remotely resembles Nickleback. Boobs will Citrus bomb you.GrundleStiltzkin said:PS, Free Pub !!1!!
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The joke as I heard it goes:
What's the difference between an Indian (Native American) woman and a Blue Whale?
The leather jacket.
Now some of you need to know that's just what I'm hearing, not my actual opinion. Some of you need to learn the difference. -
Does a female blue whale have a blue waffle?kh83 said:The joke as I heard it goes:
What's the difference between an Indian (Native American) woman and a Blue Whale?
The leather jacket.
Now some of you need to know that's just what I'm hearing, not my actual opinion. Some of you need to learn the difference. -
Really good job. Except for 3. Her tattoos are horrendous.
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I didn't even realize #5 had a tattoo.
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#2 is the winner. Enough tats to make my sweatpants tight, but not enough to detract from a fine body. GEAA, Swaye.
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Awesome'd for the video alone. I fucking love that song
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We used to have this big tom that would look over these hens in our neighborhood. You'd see them every so often is someone's yard. These donkeys a few houses down thought it would be nice to leave out some cracked corn for the turkeys. Before long, the tom was hanging around all the time - he'd even get aggressive when the hens were around and jump in the road in front of you.Swaye said:If you don't like this week's edition, you have no dick. And fuck off.
One more thing. Grundle needs to take over next week. Spring turkey season is opening, and I will be hunting them. Fuck you PETA.
A while back, he jumped in the road in front of some dude in a big truck, and the dude just ran him over. So they took the dead turkey to the Humane Society and asked that he be "respectfully buried" - lol. I wanted to know why the fuckers didn't just eat him since they got him killed by turning him into a pet bird.
Now two houses have signs with a turkey on them in front of them that say "SLOW DOWN - WE MISS OUR TOM". If one of you guys could kindly blow those houses up, that'd be great.
Solid work on this thread, btw.
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What I like most about these girls is they have super low self esteem and mental issues. Probably related to their fathers. Easy pickins.
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Great story. I would like to blow their houses up, but I hate prison. I like the stories where PETA idiots are like hugging a tiger and get mauled. Good shit.dflea said:
We used to have this big tom that would look over these hens in our neighborhood. You'd see them every so often is someone's yard. These donkeys a few houses down thought it would be nice to leave out some cracked corn for the turkeys. Before long, the tom was hanging around all the time - he'd even get aggressive when the hens were around and jump in the road in front of you.Swaye said:If you don't like this week's edition, you have no dick. And fuck off.
One more thing. Grundle needs to take over next week. Spring turkey season is opening, and I will be hunting them. Fuck you PETA.
A while back, he jumped in the road in front of some dude in a big truck, and the dude just ran him over. So they took the dead turkey to the Humane Society and asked that he be "respectfully buried" - lol. I wanted to know why the fuckers didn't just eat him since they got him killed by turning him into a pet bird.
Now two houses have signs with a turkey on them in front of them that say "SLOW DOWN - WE MISS OUR TOM". If one of you guys could kindly blow those houses up, that'd be great.
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Exactly. I use these issues to fuck them in a very uncomfortable place.MikeDamone said:What I like most about these girls is they have super low self esteem and mental issues. Probably related to their fathers. Easy pickins.
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What, like the back of a Volkswagen?Swaye said:
Exactly. I use these issues to fuck them in a very uncomfortable place.MikeDamone said:What I like most about these girls is they have super low self esteem and mental issues. Probably related to their fathers. Easy pickins.
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Exactly. I use these issues to fuck them in a very uncomfortable place.MikeDamone said:What I like most about these girls is they have super low self esteem and mental issues. Probably related to their fathers. Easy pickins.
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#5. #3 is completely creepy. I'd be afraid of becoming a demonic sacrifice if I got anywhere near her.
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#kinkyoregonblitzkrieg said:#5. #3 is completely creepy. I'd be afraid of becoming a demonic sacrifice if I got anywhere near her.
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3. Looks like sarah silvermans even more psycho sister, you would be sacrificedoregonblitzkrieg said:#5. #3 is completely creepy. I'd be afraid of becoming a demonic sacrifice if I got anywhere near her.
