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Simple answer to that question: Hookers & blow.RoadDawg55 said:I’ll wait in a long line at self checkout just to avoid talking to the cashier at the traditional check out stands. Every time I choose the regular check out, I regret it.
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Greenwood tough guy, giving the store manager a Comet ultimatum.Thump said:Timely. I lectured a Kroger store manager last week because they kept running out of Comet cleaner... told her I would be finding a new store for my one stop shopping if they don't get their act together.
Greenwood is really going down hill.
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Oh yeah, I hate that Shitway. The porking lot is a pain in the ass too.DerekJohnson said:
I get what you're saying but I partially disagree. There's a Safeway close to where I live, and it's like Night of the Living Dead in there. The employees, by and large, look like they'd rather shoot themselves in the head than be working. Sometimes I will drive to Haggen or QFC, just because of the better vibe.Swaye said:Why do I need an uplifting experience at a fucking grocery store? Just sell me my goddamn hot pockets, funyuns and Mt Dew and I will go be uplifted somewhere else.
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Can't buy booze at self check but I hear youRoadDawg55 said:I’ll wait in a long line at self checkout just to avoid talking to the cashier at the traditional check out stands. Every time I choose the regular check out, I regret it.
“Doing anything fun tonight?”
I get asked if I want to contribute to help starving kids. Let them starve I say. HH humor doesn't work in public -
Who shops at Albertson's or Safeway? I thought everyone on this board was rich?
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I've been meaning to post a Frank update, but have been avoiding his line because he's going to tell me Browning won more games than Eason.BennyBeaver said:This thread is mysteriously lacking in Aspbergers Frank from @YellowSnow and my Safeway.
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My wife is into Trader Joe's. I don't like it. I'm a man of the people. Give me Albertson's any dayBleachedAnusDawg said:Who shops at Albertson's or Safeway? I thought everyone on this board was rich?
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Benny's Grocery Store Roster:
PCC
Whole Foods (delivered)
Safeway
Met Market
Trader Joes
Costco
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81% of the people at Costco at any point in time are functionally retarded mouth breathers. Hey, don’t mind my fat ass and brat kids blocking the aisle while I get a free pot sticker.BennyBeaver said:Benny's Grocery Store Roster:
PCC
Whole Foods (delivered)
Safeway
Met Market
Trader Joes
Costco
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ya but, free samples tho...MikeDamone said:81
81% of the people at Costco at any point in time are functionally retarded mouth breathers. Hey, don’t mind my fat ass and brat kids blocking the aisle while I get a free pot sticker.BennyBeaver said:Benny's Grocery Store Roster:
PCC
Whole Foods (delivered)
Safeway
Met Market
Trader Joes
Costco
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And yet you trust them with freedom?MikeDamone said:81
81% of the people at Costco at any point in time are functionally retarded mouth breathers. Hey, don’t mind my fat ass and brat kids blocking the aisle while I get a free pot sticker.BennyBeaver said:Benny's Grocery Store Roster:
PCC
Whole Foods (delivered)
Safeway
Met Market
Trader Joes
Costco
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I worked there. The own about 17 different chains. I think most people are just surprised that Albertsons owns Safeway and not the other way around.PurpleBaze said:
Grocery store superiority guy...alumni94 said:A little FYI, Albertsons owns Safeway.
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81% of the people at my Costco are Canadian. Quite easily.MikeDamone said:81% of the people at Costco at any point in time are functionally retarded mouth breathers. Hey, don’t mind my fat ass and brat kids blocking the aisle while I get a free pot sticker.
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1to392831weretaken said:
91% of the people at my Costco are Amerasian. Quite easily.MikeDamone said:81% of the people at Costco at any point in time are functionally retarded mouth breathers. Hey, don’t mind my fat ass and brat kids blocking the aisle while I get a free pot sticker.
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ok booberRaceBannon said:Albertsons says three is a crowd in line and promise to open a teller if it happens on their signage
So when we're 5th in line I always show three fingers to the managers hiding behind the glass watching the monitors
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HurtfulMikeDamone said:81
81% of the people at Costco at any point in time are functionally retarded mouth breathers. Hey, don’t mind my fat ass and brat kids blocking the aisle while I get a free pot sticker.BennyBeaver said:Benny's Grocery Store Roster:
PCC
Whole Foods (delivered)
Safeway
Met Market
Trader Joes
Costco
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The small talk is just awful. I feel the same way at restaurants when a server comes to check up on you 7 times. Once is fine.RaceBannon said:
Can't buy booze at self check but I hear youRoadDawg55 said:I’ll wait in a long line at self checkout just to avoid talking to the cashier at the traditional check out stands. Every time I choose the regular check out, I regret it.
“Doing anything fun tonight?”
I get asked if I want to contribute to help starving kids. Let them starve I say. HH humor doesn't work in public
The worst part is that they are trained to do that. I can’t believe that managers actually think most people want that. Our manager harped on that when I was a server. I’m not going to ask if they like their French onion soup while they are in a serious business discussion. They will make eye contact and get your attention if they need something when you’re in the area. At the same time, it is really fucking annoying when you’ve been done eating for 15 min, the check hasn’t come, and your server is nowhere in sight. -
RoadDawg55 said:
The small talk is just awful. I feel the same way at restaurants when a server comes to check up on you 7 times. Once is fine.RaceBannon said:
Can't buy booze at self check but I hear youRoadDawg55 said:I’ll wait in a long line at self checkout just to avoid talking to the cashier at the traditional check out stands. Every time I choose the regular check out, I regret it.
“Doing anything fun tonight?”
I get asked if I want to contribute to help starving kids. Let them starve I say. HH humor doesn't work in public
The worst part is that they are trained to do that. I can’t believe that managers actually think most people want that. Our manager harped on that when I was a server. I’m not going to ask if they like their French onion soup while they are in a serious business discussion. They will make eye contact and get your attention if they need something when you’re in the area. At the same time, it is really fucking annoying when you’ve been done eating for 15 min, the check hasn’t come, and your server is nowhere in sight.
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Mrs. Throbber v2.0 is a Trader Joe's junky. There is absolutely shit to eat at that store. We fucking starve the weeks she shops there. I pray to almighty Allah/*real*God/Buddha/Jehovah that she goes to Albertsons for some real food.RaceBannon said:
My wife is into Trader Joe's. I don't like it. I'm a man of the people. Give me Albertson's any dayBleachedAnusDawg said:Who shops at Albertson's or Safeway? I thought everyone on this board was rich?
My self worth is not a product of where I buy groceries
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Cmon son. The Corn Dip Chippers rule.PurpleThrobber said:
Mrs. Throbber v2.0 is a Trader Joe's junky. There is absolutely shit to eat at that store. We fucking starve the weeks she shops there. I pray to almighty Allah/*real*God/Buddha/Jehovah that she goes to Albertsons for some real food.RaceBannon said:
My wife is into Trader Joe's. I don't like it. I'm a man of the people. Give me Albertson's any dayBleachedAnusDawg said:Who shops at Albertson's or Safeway? I thought everyone on this board was rich?
My self worth is not a product of where I buy groceries
Though, TJ's store brand booze isn't bad.
Mandarin Chicken? Bomb.
In reality the best thing about TJs are the snacks and nutz and frozens.
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I'm a lucky man in that both myself and Mrs Nacho do not like Trader Joe's. Unlike you, I do not face starvation, quite the opposite really.PurpleThrobber said:
Mrs. Throbber v2.0 is a Trader Joe's junky. There is absolutely shit to eat at that store. We fucking starve the weeks she shops there. I pray to almighty Allah/*real*God/Buddha/Jehovah that she goes to Albertsons for some real food.RaceBannon said:
My wife is into Trader Joe's. I don't like it. I'm a man of the people. Give me Albertson's any dayBleachedAnusDawg said:Who shops at Albertson's or Safeway? I thought everyone on this board was rich?
My self worth is not a product of where I buy groceries
Though, TJ's store brand booze isn't bad.
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Mrs. Nacho looks a little red in the face.CFetters_Nacho_Lover said:
I'm a lucky man in that both myself and Mrs Nacho do not like Trader Joe's. Unlike you, I do not face starvation, quite the opposite really.PurpleThrobber said:
Mrs. Throbber v2.0 is a Trader Joe's junky. There is absolutely shit to eat at that store. We fucking starve the weeks she shops there. I pray to almighty Allah/*real*God/Buddha/Jehovah that she goes to Albertsons for some real food.RaceBannon said:
My wife is into Trader Joe's. I don't like it. I'm a man of the people. Give me Albertson's any dayBleachedAnusDawg said:Who shops at Albertson's or Safeway? I thought everyone on this board was rich?
My self worth is not a product of where I buy groceries
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Jokes on you. That's not Mrs. Nacho.BennyBeaver said:
Mrs. Nacho looks a little red in the face.CFetters_Nacho_Lover said:
I'm a lucky man in that both myself and Mrs Nacho do not like Trader Joe's. Unlike you, I do not face starvation, quite the opposite really.PurpleThrobber said:
Mrs. Throbber v2.0 is a Trader Joe's junky. There is absolutely shit to eat at that store. We fucking starve the weeks she shops there. I pray to almighty Allah/*real*God/Buddha/Jehovah that she goes to Albertsons for some real food.RaceBannon said:
My wife is into Trader Joe's. I don't like it. I'm a man of the people. Give me Albertson's any dayBleachedAnusDawg said:Who shops at Albertson's or Safeway? I thought everyone on this board was rich?
My self worth is not a product of where I buy groceries
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YKWYWFCFetters_Nacho_Lover said:
Jokes on you. That's not Mrs. Nacho.BennyBeaver said:
Mrs. Nacho looks a little red in the face.CFetters_Nacho_Lover said:
I'm a lucky man in that both myself and Mrs Nacho do not like Trader Joe's. Unlike you, I do not face starvation, quite the opposite really.PurpleThrobber said:
Mrs. Throbber v2.0 is a Trader Joe's junky. There is absolutely shit to eat at that store. We fucking starve the weeks she shops there. I pray to almighty Allah/*real*God/Buddha/Jehovah that she goes to Albertsons for some real food.RaceBannon said:
My wife is into Trader Joe's. I don't like it. I'm a man of the people. Give me Albertson's any dayBleachedAnusDawg said:Who shops at Albertson's or Safeway? I thought everyone on this board was rich?
My self worth is not a product of where I buy groceries
Though, TJ's store brand booze isn't bad. -
The fact you enjoy nuts does not surprise me. NTTAWWT.BennyBeaver said:
Cmon son. The Corn Dip Chippers rule.PurpleThrobber said:
Mrs. Throbber v2.0 is a Trader Joe's junky. There is absolutely shit to eat at that store. We fucking starve the weeks she shops there. I pray to almighty Allah/*real*God/Buddha/Jehovah that she goes to Albertsons for some real food.RaceBannon said:
My wife is into Trader Joe's. I don't like it. I'm a man of the people. Give me Albertson's any dayBleachedAnusDawg said:Who shops at Albertson's or Safeway? I thought everyone on this board was rich?
My self worth is not a product of where I buy groceries
Though, TJ's store brand booze isn't bad.
Mandarin Chicken? Bomb.
In reality the best thing about TJs are the snacks and nutz and frozens.
Give me Cheetos, Ruffles, Ho Hos and Banquet Hungry Man dinners every day of the week.
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your post speaks for itself.PurpleThrobber said:
The fact you enjoy nuts does not surprise me. NTTAWWT.BennyBeaver said:
Cmon son. The Corn Dip Chippers rule.PurpleThrobber said:
Mrs. Throbber v2.0 is a Trader Joe's junky. There is absolutely shit to eat at that store. We fucking starve the weeks she shops there. I pray to almighty Allah/*real*God/Buddha/Jehovah that she goes to Albertsons for some real food.RaceBannon said:
My wife is into Trader Joe's. I don't like it. I'm a man of the people. Give me Albertson's any dayBleachedAnusDawg said:Who shops at Albertson's or Safeway? I thought everyone on this board was rich?
My self worth is not a product of where I buy groceries
Though, TJ's store brand booze isn't bad.
Mandarin Chicken? Bomb.
In reality the best thing about TJs are the snacks and nutz and frozens.
Give me Cheetos, Ruffles, Ho Hos and Banquet Hungry Man dinners every day of the week.
case closed.
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I know. I win.BennyBeaver said:
your post speaks for itself.PurpleThrobber said:
The fact you enjoy nuts does not surprise me. NTTAWWT.BennyBeaver said:
Cmon son. The Corn Dip Chippers rule.PurpleThrobber said:
Mrs. Throbber v2.0 is a Trader Joe's junky. There is absolutely shit to eat at that store. We fucking starve the weeks she shops there. I pray to almighty Allah/*real*God/Buddha/Jehovah that she goes to Albertsons for some real food.RaceBannon said:
My wife is into Trader Joe's. I don't like it. I'm a man of the people. Give me Albertson's any dayBleachedAnusDawg said:Who shops at Albertson's or Safeway? I thought everyone on this board was rich?
My self worth is not a product of where I buy groceries
Though, TJ's store brand booze isn't bad.
Mandarin Chicken? Bomb.
In reality the best thing about TJs are the snacks and nutz and frozens.
Give me Cheetos, Ruffles, Ho Hos and Banquet Hungry Man dinners every day of the week.
case closed.
'nuff said.
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If you are talking about the Bellingham Costco, your number is lite...1to392831weretaken said:
81% of the people at my Costco are Canadian. Quite easily.MikeDamone said:81% of the people at Costco at any point in time are functionally retarded mouth breathers. Hey, don’t mind my fat ass and brat kids blocking the aisle while I get a free pot sticker.
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The other Safeway checkers are all slow as fuck. Frank is fast, but when you add in the sports rants in between it’s a wash.YellowSnow said:
I've been meaning to post a Frank update, but have been avoiding his line because he's going to tell me Browning won more games than Eason.BennyBeaver said:This thread is mysteriously lacking in Aspbergers Frank from @YellowSnow and my Safeway.
Sad.
At least that’s more entertaining than some old lady asking people what they’re cooking tonight when they’re getting a pallet of Top Ramen, a half gallon of gin, and 20 boxes of dinosaur chicken nuggets.
