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Fat Chicks Pole
PurpleJ
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Fat Chicks Pole 14 votes
0 - I have standards. I am superior. A sexual dynamo. Your wife wants to fuck me while you watch.
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1 to 3 - I have made mistakes in my life, but I have repented. I strive to live my best life. #bebest
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33 or more - I have no self-respect. I am a depraved chubby chaser that masturbates using sticks of butter as lube in my free time.
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Hey asshole! My girlfriend is fat! Mike Leach recruited me to come play for WSU!
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FUCK YOU J MY WIFE IS FAT AND BEAUTIFUL AND WE ARE GONNA FUCK LIKE RABBITS AND MAKE A BUNCH OF FAT CHILDREN AND COME OVER TO YOUR HOUSE UNINVITED AND EAT ALL YOUR FUCKING FOOD YOU FUCKING FAT SHAMING SOCCER LOVING BITCH
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Gay/Virgin - Same thing really, but at least no fat chicks! WOOF!
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0 - I have standards. I am superior. A sexual dynamo. Your wife wants to fuck me while you watch.The only times I fucked a fat chick was when my wife was pregnant.
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0 - I have standards. I am superior. A sexual dynamo. Your wife wants to fuck me while you watch.Does “athletic” count?
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But I do not repent. Very vivid and pleasant memories decades later. -
0 - I have standards. I am superior. A sexual dynamo. Your wife wants to fuck me while you watch.
#metooBennyBeaver said:The only times I fucked a fat chick was when my wife was pregnant.
I had a couple of near misses though. I’m a pussy though unlike @salemcoog and get scared when it comes to harpooning a whale. -
0 - I have standards. I am superior. A sexual dynamo. Your wife wants to fuck me while you watch.Not even when I was deployed. Swaye will back me up, there’s different standards in a war zone. That said, I need a ruling on what constitutes “fat”. There’s been a few that could afford to lose 10 pounds.
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Impossible to rule without pictures.USMChawk said:Not even when I was deployed. Swaye will back me up, there’s different standards in a war zone. That said, I need a ruling on what constitutes “fat”. There’s been a few that could afford to lose 10 pounds.
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0 - I have standards. I am superior. A sexual dynamo. Your wife wants to fuck me while you watch.
You weren’t afraid of shooting Junior’s eye out?BennyBeaver said:The only times I fucked a fat chick was when my wife was pregnant.
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0 - I have standards. I am superior. A sexual dynamo. Your wife wants to fuck me while you watch.
It can actually help induce labor. That and spicy Messican food.PurpleJ said:
You weren’t afraid of shooting Junior’s eye out?BennyBeaver said:The only times I fucked a fat chick was when my wife was pregnant.
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0 - I have standards. I am superior. A sexual dynamo. Your wife wants to fuck me while you watch.Kinky!
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I want to click all the buttons - every single description is appropriate.
