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Fat Chicks Pole

PurpleJPurpleJ Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 36,496
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How many fat chicks have you had sex with?

@IrishDawg22

Fat Chicks Pole 14 votes

0 - I have standards. I am superior. A sexual dynamo. Your wife wants to fuck me while you watch.
57%
BennyBeaverThomasFremontPurpleJalumni94YellowSnowBleachedAnusDawgUSMChawk1to392831weretaken 8 votes
1 to 3 - I have made mistakes in my life, but I have repented. I strive to live my best life. #bebest
14%
El_KJoeEDangerously 2 votes
33 or more - I have no self-respect. I am a depraved chubby chaser that masturbates using sticks of butter as lube in my free time.
14%
YouKnowItFireCohen 2 votes
Hey asshole! My girlfriend is fat! Mike Leach recruited me to come play for WSU!
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FUCK YOU J MY WIFE IS FAT AND BEAUTIFUL AND WE ARE GONNA FUCK LIKE RABBITS AND MAKE A BUNCH OF FAT CHILDREN AND COME OVER TO YOUR HOUSE UNINVITED AND EAT ALL YOUR FUCKING FOOD YOU FUCKING FAT SHAMING SOCCER LOVING BITCH
7%
Pitchfork51 1 vote
Gay/Virgin - Same thing really, but at least no fat chicks! WOOF!
7%
GayThoughts 1 vote
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    YellowSnowYellowSnow Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 33,892
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    0 - I have standards. I am superior. A sexual dynamo. Your wife wants to fuck me while you watch.
    Does “athletic” count?
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    chuckchuck Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 10,613
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    But I do not repent. Very vivid and pleasant memories decades later.
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    YellowSnowYellowSnow Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 33,892
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    0 - I have standards. I am superior. A sexual dynamo. Your wife wants to fuck me while you watch.
    BennyBeaver said:

    The only times I fucked a fat chick was when my wife was pregnant.

    #metoo

    I had a couple of near misses though. I’m a pussy though unlike @salemcoog and get scared when it comes to harpooning a whale.
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    chuckchuck Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 10,613
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    USMChawk said:

    Not even when I was deployed. Swaye will back me up, there’s different standards in a war zone. That said, I need a ruling on what constitutes “fat”. There’s been a few that could afford to lose 10 pounds.

    Impossible to rule without pictures.
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    PurpleJPurpleJ Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 36,496
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    0 - I have standards. I am superior. A sexual dynamo. Your wife wants to fuck me while you watch.
    BennyBeaver said:

    The only times I fucked a fat chick was when my wife was pregnant.

    You weren’t afraid of shooting Junior’s eye out?
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    PurpleJPurpleJ Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 36,496
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    0 - I have standards. I am superior. A sexual dynamo. Your wife wants to fuck me while you watch.
    Kinky!
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    PurpleThrobberPurpleThrobber Member Posts: 41,811
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    I want to click all the buttons - every single description is appropriate.

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    USMChawkUSMChawk Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 1,796
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    chuck said:

    USMChawk said:

    Not even when I was deployed. Swaye will back me up, there’s different standards in a war zone. That said, I need a ruling on what constitutes “fat”. There’s been a few that could afford to lose 10 pounds.

    Impossible to rule without pictures.
    My wheelhouse is 2-4 but I’ve strayed into the 4.5 range.


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    YellowSnowYellowSnow Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 33,892
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    0 - I have standards. I am superior. A sexual dynamo. Your wife wants to fuck me while you watch.
    USMChawk said:

    chuck said:

    USMChawk said:

    Not even when I was deployed. Swaye will back me up, there’s different standards in a war zone. That said, I need a ruling on what constitutes “fat”. There’s been a few that could afford to lose 10 pounds.

    Impossible to rule without pictures.
    My wheelhouse is 2-4 but I’ve strayed into the 4.5 range.


    Me likey the 8s
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    Pitchfork51Pitchfork51 Member Posts: 26,583
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    FUCK YOU J MY WIFE IS FAT AND BEAUTIFUL AND WE ARE GONNA FUCK LIKE RABBITS AND MAKE A BUNCH OF FAT CHILDREN AND COME OVER TO YOUR HOUSE UNINVITED AND EAT ALL YOUR FUCKING FOOD YOU FUCKING FAT SHAMING SOCCER LOVING BITCH
    Truly fat chicks? 1.

    Like obese. It was the wrong person off of Facebook messenger and she came over. roommates were out of town so no wiynesses. At that point I didn't have much of a choice.

    But like 10-15 lbs overweight? Plenty
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    PurpleThrobberPurpleThrobber Member Posts: 41,811
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    edited November 2019
    USMChawk said:

    chuck said:

    USMChawk said:

    Not even when I was deployed. Swaye will back me up, there’s different standards in a war zone. That said, I need a ruling on what constitutes “fat”. There’s been a few that could afford to lose 10 pounds.

    Impossible to rule without pictures.
    My wheelhouse is 2-4 but I’ve strayed into the 4.5 range.


    For each decade of life, you're likely moving up a number as the norm.

    That why male dicks don't work in their 70's. No incentive.

    But as you near death, the gold diggers come on the scene.





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    FireCohenFireCohen Member Posts: 21,823
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    33 or more - I have no self-respect. I am a depraved chubby chaser that masturbates using sticks of butter as lube in my free time.
    double digits
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    alumni94alumni94 Member Posts: 4,849
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    0 - I have standards. I am superior. A sexual dynamo. Your wife wants to fuck me while you watch.
    You said fat, not ugly.
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    Pitchfork51Pitchfork51 Member Posts: 26,583
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    FUCK YOU J MY WIFE IS FAT AND BEAUTIFUL AND WE ARE GONNA FUCK LIKE RABBITS AND MAKE A BUNCH OF FAT CHILDREN AND COME OVER TO YOUR HOUSE UNINVITED AND EAT ALL YOUR FUCKING FOOD YOU FUCKING FAT SHAMING SOCCER LOVING BITCH
    I wish normal on there was actually normal
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    BleachedAnusDawgBleachedAnusDawg Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 10,485
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    edited November 2019
    0 - I have standards. I am superior. A sexual dynamo. Your wife wants to fuck me while you watch.
    Pitchfork51 said:

    I wish normal on there was actually normal

    Normal in modern America is the chick in #5.
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    FireCohenFireCohen Member Posts: 21,823
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    33 or more - I have no self-respect. I am a depraved chubby chaser that masturbates using sticks of butter as lube in my free time.
    @IrishDawg22 silence speaks volume
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    FireCohenFireCohen Member Posts: 21,823
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    33 or more - I have no self-respect. I am a depraved chubby chaser that masturbates using sticks of butter as lube in my free time.
    Why is this on the pissboard?? If @Swaye sexapedes in Arab prisons were main board material why is this not?
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