Fat Chicks Pole
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0 - I have standards. I am superior. A sexual dynamo. Your wife wants to fuck me while you watch.The only times I fucked a fat chick was when my wife was pregnant.
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0 - I have standards. I am superior. A sexual dynamo. Your wife wants to fuck me while you watch.Does “athletic” count?
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But I do not repent. Very vivid and pleasant memories decades later. -
0 - I have standards. I am superior. A sexual dynamo. Your wife wants to fuck me while you watch.
#metooBennyBeaver said:The only times I fucked a fat chick was when my wife was pregnant.
I had a couple of near misses though. I’m a pussy though unlike @salemcoog and get scared when it comes to harpooning a whale. -
0 - I have standards. I am superior. A sexual dynamo. Your wife wants to fuck me while you watch.Not even when I was deployed. Swaye will back me up, there’s different standards in a war zone. That said, I need a ruling on what constitutes “fat”. There’s been a few that could afford to lose 10 pounds.
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Impossible to rule without pictures.USMChawk said:Not even when I was deployed. Swaye will back me up, there’s different standards in a war zone. That said, I need a ruling on what constitutes “fat”. There’s been a few that could afford to lose 10 pounds.
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0 - I have standards. I am superior. A sexual dynamo. Your wife wants to fuck me while you watch.
You weren’t afraid of shooting Junior’s eye out?BennyBeaver said:The only times I fucked a fat chick was when my wife was pregnant.
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0 - I have standards. I am superior. A sexual dynamo. Your wife wants to fuck me while you watch.
It can actually help induce labor. That and spicy Messican food.PurpleJ said:
You weren’t afraid of shooting Junior’s eye out?BennyBeaver said:The only times I fucked a fat chick was when my wife was pregnant.
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0 - I have standards. I am superior. A sexual dynamo. Your wife wants to fuck me while you watch.Kinky!
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I want to click all the buttons - every single description is appropriate.
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0 - I have standards. I am superior. A sexual dynamo. Your wife wants to fuck me while you watch.
My wheelhouse is 2-4 but I’ve strayed into the 4.5 range.chuck said:
Impossible to rule without pictures.USMChawk said:Not even when I was deployed. Swaye will back me up, there’s different standards in a war zone. That said, I need a ruling on what constitutes “fat”. There’s been a few that could afford to lose 10 pounds.
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0 - I have standards. I am superior. A sexual dynamo. Your wife wants to fuck me while you watch.
Me likey the 8sUSMChawk said:
My wheelhouse is 2-4 but I’ve strayed into the 4.5 range.chuck said:
Impossible to rule without pictures.USMChawk said:Not even when I was deployed. Swaye will back me up, there’s different standards in a war zone. That said, I need a ruling on what constitutes “fat”. There’s been a few that could afford to lose 10 pounds.
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FUCK YOU J MY WIFE IS FAT AND BEAUTIFUL AND WE ARE GONNA FUCK LIKE RABBITS AND MAKE A BUNCH OF FAT CHILDREN AND COME OVER TO YOUR HOUSE UNINVITED AND EAT ALL YOUR FUCKING FOOD YOU FUCKING FAT SHAMING SOCCER LOVING BITCHTruly fat chicks? 1.
Like obese. It was the wrong person off of Facebook messenger and she came over. roommates were out of town so no wiynesses. At that point I didn't have much of a choice.
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For each decade of life, you're likely moving up a number as the norm.USMChawk said:
My wheelhouse is 2-4 but I’ve strayed into the 4.5 range.chuck said:
Impossible to rule without pictures.USMChawk said:Not even when I was deployed. Swaye will back me up, there’s different standards in a war zone. That said, I need a ruling on what constitutes “fat”. There’s been a few that could afford to lose 10 pounds.
That why male dicks don't work in their 70's. No incentive.
But as you near death, the gold diggers come on the scene.
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33 or more - I have no self-respect. I am a depraved chubby chaser that masturbates using sticks of butter as lube in my free time.double digits
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0 - I have standards. I am superior. A sexual dynamo. Your wife wants to fuck me while you watch.You said fat, not ugly.
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FUCK YOU J MY WIFE IS FAT AND BEAUTIFUL AND WE ARE GONNA FUCK LIKE RABBITS AND MAKE A BUNCH OF FAT CHILDREN AND COME OVER TO YOUR HOUSE UNINVITED AND EAT ALL YOUR FUCKING FOOD YOU FUCKING FAT SHAMING SOCCER LOVING BITCHI wish normal on there was actually normal
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0 - I have standards. I am superior. A sexual dynamo. Your wife wants to fuck me while you watch.
Normal in modern America is the chick in #5.Pitchfork51 said:I wish normal on there was actually normal
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33 or more - I have no self-respect. I am a depraved chubby chaser that masturbates using sticks of butter as lube in my free time.@IrishDawg22 silence speaks volume
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33 or more - I have no self-respect. I am a depraved chubby chaser that masturbates using sticks of butter as lube in my free time.Why is this on the pissboard?? If @Swaye sexapedes in Arab prisons were main board material why is this not?
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0 - I have standards. I am superior. A sexual dynamo. Your wife wants to fuck me while you watch.
I like the 3s. Wingmen?YellowSnow said:
Me likey the 8sUSMChawk said:
My wheelhouse is 2-4 but I’ve strayed into the 4.5 range.chuck said:
Impossible to rule without pictures.USMChawk said:Not even when I was deployed. Swaye will back me up, there’s different standards in a war zone. That said, I need a ruling on what constitutes “fat”. There’s been a few that could afford to lose 10 pounds.
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33 or more - I have no self-respect. I am a depraved chubby chaser that masturbates using sticks of butter as lube in my free time.3/4/5 ...
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0 - I have standards. I am superior. A sexual dynamo. Your wife wants to fuck me while you watch.
Because my bored is the suggested place for non sports, politics, generate interest shit polling. Only select posters like @Swaye get to be front page. As a member of Stalin's inner circle, I can tell you he prefers a nice, clean Page 1.FirePete said:Why is this on the pissboard?? If @Swaye sexapedes in Arab prisons were main board material why is this not?
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33 or more - I have no self-respect. I am a depraved chubby chaser that masturbates using sticks of butter as lube in my free time.
Clean and HH don’t go togetherYellowSnow said:
Because my bored is the suggested place for non sports, politics, generate interest shit polling. Only select posters like @Swaye get to be front page. As a member of Stalin's inner circle, I can tell you he prefers a nice, clean Page 1.FirePete said:Why is this on the pissboard?? If @Swaye sexapedes in Arab prisons were main board material why is this not?
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0 - I have standards. I am superior. A sexual dynamo. Your wife wants to fuck me while you watch.
Snoozefest? Ive been around since the beginning, early 90's with dawgman, heckman. You yellow, dipshit, have been spewing semen on HH for 2 years. WTF do you know about a snoozefest (which your wife coined in bed).YellowSnow said:
Because my bored is the suggested place for non sports, politics, generate interest shit polling. Only select posters like @Swaye get to be front page. As a member of Stalin's inner circle, I can tell you he prefers a nice, clean Page 1.FirePete said:Why is this on the pissboard?? If @Swaye sexapedes in Arab prisons were main board material why is this not?
This place a ragefest, snoozefest, fuckfest because of those like you. Take a bow coxswain -
0 - I have standards. I am superior. A sexual dynamo. Your wife wants to fuck me while you watch.
Male dicks you say?PurpleThrobber said:
For each decade of life, you're likely moving up a number as the norm.USMChawk said:
My wheelhouse is 2-4 but I’ve strayed into the 4.5 range.chuck said:
Impossible to rule without pictures.USMChawk said:Not even when I was deployed. Swaye will back me up, there’s different standards in a war zone. That said, I need a ruling on what constitutes “fat”. There’s been a few that could afford to lose 10 pounds.
That why male dicks don't work in their 70's. No incentive.
But as you near death, the gold diggers come on the scene. -
I fucked up the possessive plural.PurpleJ said:
Male dicks you say?PurpleThrobber said:
For each decade of life, you're likely moving up a number as the norm.USMChawk said:
My wheelhouse is 2-4 but I’ve strayed into the 4.5 range.chuck said:
Impossible to rule without pictures.USMChawk said:Not even when I was deployed. Swaye will back me up, there’s different standards in a war zone. That said, I need a ruling on what constitutes “fat”. There’s been a few that could afford to lose 10 pounds.
That why male dicks don't work in their 70's. No incentive.
But as you near death, the gold diggers come on the scene.
Males’.
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0 - I have standards. I am superior. A sexual dynamo. Your wife wants to fuck me while you watch.
As opposed to females’ dicks.PurpleThrobber said:
I fucked up the possessive plural.PurpleJ said:
Male dicks you say?PurpleThrobber said:
For each decade of life, you're likely moving up a number as the norm.USMChawk said:
My wheelhouse is 2-4 but I’ve strayed into the 4.5 range.chuck said:
Impossible to rule without pictures.USMChawk said:Not even when I was deployed. Swaye will back me up, there’s different standards in a war zone. That said, I need a ruling on what constitutes “fat”. There’s been a few that could afford to lose 10 pounds.
That why male dicks don't work in their 70's. No incentive.
But as you near death, the gold diggers come on the scene.
Males’. -
33 or more - I have no self-respect. I am a depraved chubby chaser that masturbates using sticks of butter as lube in my free time.
tells us moreBennyBeaver said:
As opposed to females’ dicks.PurpleThrobber said:
I fucked up the possessive plural.PurpleJ said:
Male dicks you say?PurpleThrobber said:
For each decade of life, you're likely moving up a number as the norm.USMChawk said:
My wheelhouse is 2-4 but I’ve strayed into the 4.5 range.chuck said:
Impossible to rule without pictures.USMChawk said:Not even when I was deployed. Swaye will back me up, there’s different standards in a war zone. That said, I need a ruling on what constitutes “fat”. There’s been a few that could afford to lose 10 pounds.
That why male dicks don't work in their 70's. No incentive.
But as you near death, the gold diggers come on the scene.
Males’. -
0 - I have standards. I am superior. A sexual dynamo. Your wife wants to fuck me while you watch.
There are multiple dicks now?PurpleThrobber said:
I fucked up the possessive plural.PurpleJ said:
Male dicks you say?PurpleThrobber said:
For each decade of life, you're likely moving up a number as the norm.USMChawk said:
My wheelhouse is 2-4 but I’ve strayed into the 4.5 range.chuck said:
Impossible to rule without pictures.USMChawk said:Not even when I was deployed. Swaye will back me up, there’s different standards in a war zone. That said, I need a ruling on what constitutes “fat”. There’s been a few that could afford to lose 10 pounds.
That why male dicks don't work in their 70's. No incentive.
But as you near death, the gold diggers come on the scene.
Males’.
