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Sark talks a good game ... just can't coach one.
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Kim's athletic experiences aside, you would think he would be pretty knowledgeable when it came to football and basketball considering his job has been devoted to running a sports website for 20 years. At some point, you would think he would learn. How he is still so clueless is amazing.Tequilla said:What does a midget like Kim Jong Vino know about winning in sports?
What sport could he play where he could have won at ANYTHING?
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Well, does he really watch games or does he look through his camera and pop off pictures all game?
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What is so fucking beautiful about this escapes so many. It's much more than we got rid of that soft POS w/o buying out his contract and thus made room to (maybe) get lucky with Peterman. Oh no, much more than that.
We have a cheerleader, scratch that, manleader, running the most dangerous program in our conference. Keep the sleeping giant sleeping w/ copious amounts of dude brah and cool times.
Mark it - SC will not win the conference with that clown in charge unless (1) Oregon goes down with sling blade, (2) Mora forgets he's not really an LA dude brah and completely shits powder blue turds in his bed AND (it would take all three) (3) it turns out we completely whiffed on Peterman.
If even one of those things does not turn out to be the case, then SC will not win the Pac 12 during dude brah's reign.
What a bunch of fucking idiots. I literally could catch a flight to LA right now and take Haden's job and get the SC fucktards better results. I'm dead serious. They should just hiring me right fucking now. -
May I subscribe to your newsletter?creepycoug said:What is so fucking beautiful about this escapes so many. It's much more than we got rid of that soft POS w/o buying out his contract and thus made room to (maybe) get lucky with Peterman. Oh no, much more than that.
We have a cheerleader, scratch that, manleader, running the most dangerous program in our conference. Keep the sleeping giant sleeping w/ copious amounts of dude brah and cool times.
Mark it - SC will not win the conference with that clown in charge unless (1) Oregon goes down with sling blade, (2) Mora forgets he's not really an LA dude brah and completely shits powder blue turds in his bed AND (it would take all three) (3) it turns out we completely whiffed on Peterman.
If even one of those things does not turn out to be the case, then SC will not win the Pac 12 during dude brah's reign.
What a bunch of fucking idiots. I literally could catch a flight to LA right now and take Haden's job and get the SC fucktards better results. I'm dead serious. They should just hiring me right fucking now. -
You are already on our mailing list.Swaye said:
May I subscribe to your newsletter?creepycoug said:What is so fucking beautiful about this escapes so many. It's much more than we got rid of that soft POS w/o buying out his contract and thus made room to (maybe) get lucky with Peterman. Oh no, much more than that.
We have a cheerleader, scratch that, manleader, running the most dangerous program in our conference. Keep the sleeping giant sleeping w/ copious amounts of dude brah and cool times.
Mark it - SC will not win the conference with that clown in charge unless (1) Oregon goes down with sling blade, (2) Mora forgets he's not really an LA dude brah and completely shits powder blue turds in his bed AND (it would take all three) (3) it turns out we completely whiffed on Peterman.
If even one of those things does not turn out to be the case, then SC will not win the Pac 12 during dude brah's reign.
What a bunch of fucking idiots. I literally could catch a flight to LA right now and take Haden's job and get the SC fucktards better results. I'm dead serious. They should just hiring me right fucking now. -
TL;DRcreepycoug said:What is so fucking beautiful about this escapes so many. It's much more than we got rid of that soft POS w/o buying out his contract and thus made room to (maybe) get lucky with Peterman. Oh no, much more than that.
We have a cheerleader, scratch that, manleader, running the most dangerous program in our conference. Keep the sleeping giant sleeping w/ copious amounts of dude brah and cool times.
Mark it - SC will not win the conference with that clown in charge unless (1) Oregon goes down with sling blade, (2) Mora forgets he's not really an LA dude brah and completely shits powder blue turds in his bed AND (it would take all three) (3) it turns out we completely whiffed on Peterman.
If even one of those things does not turn out to be the case, then SC will not win the Pac 12 during dude brah's reign.
What a bunch of fucking idiots. I literally could catch a flight to LA right now and take Haden's job and get the SC fucktards better results. I'm dead serious. They should just hiring me right fucking now. -
We've covered this before. It really was a life of abundance this hire was. UW was stronger while the biggest threat in the conference whiffed on their hire meaning they'll be stuck being average for at least 3 seasons.creepycoug said:What is so fucking beautiful about this escapes so many. It's much more than we got rid of that soft POS w/o buying out his contract and thus made room to (maybe) get lucky with Peterman. Oh no, much more than that.
We have a cheerleader, scratch that, manleader, running the most dangerous program in our conference. Keep the sleeping giant sleeping w/ copious amounts of dude brah and cool times.
Mark it - SC will not win the conference with that clown in charge unless (1) Oregon goes down with sling blade, (2) Mora forgets he's not really an LA dude brah and completely shits powder blue turds in his bed AND (it would take all three) (3) it turns out we completely whiffed on Peterman.
If even one of those things does not turn out to be the case, then SC will not win the Pac 12 during dude brah's reign.
What a bunch of fucking idiots. I literally could catch a flight to LA right now and take Haden's job and get the SC fucktards better results. I'm dead serious. They should just hiring me right fucking now.
Sark has more sizzle than Kiffin so I doubt he will be shit canned so quickly which is also good for us.
I was afraid USC was going to hire a Sumlin and rule this conference like the Carroll era. Instead they whiffed.
With Mora at UCLA and Petersen up here along with Helfrich(OBK favorite coach ever) appearing to not be the guy I see some Petersen-Mora battles for the conference crown.
It would be nice if Stanford FINALLY realized they were Stanford and went back to their rightful place. I feel like we've been saying this for five years in a row this is the year Stanford comes down to earth yet they still make a BCS game. -
I thought y'all were joking about that until I just watched the vid. Surely the script couldn't be followed that close.He_Needs_More_Time said:I literally laughed out loud when Sark said "You've had 7 weeks with Ivan. 7 weeks with Ivan". Made laugh because of Doogs always saying "Wait til he spends time with IVAN!" also laughed because I know Ivan won't do shit.
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Dug the Doog (the Roof fucker) disagrees with youcreepycoug said:
What a bunch of fucking idiots. I literally could catch a flight to LA right now and take Haden's job and get the SC fucktards better results. I'm dead serious. They should just hiring me right fucking now. -
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7S4GDByn1eg
I stumbled on this vid. This guy has to be related to GOAT. -
abundanceHe_Needs_More_Time said:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7S4GDByn1eg
I stumbled on this vid. This guy has to be fucking a goat.
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Tui looks bro as fuck in that video.
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Whiskey Dawg?creepycoug said:What is so fucking beautiful about this escapes so many. It's much more than we got rid of that soft POS w/o buying out his contract and thus made room to (maybe) get lucky with Peterman. Oh no, much more than that.
We have a cheerleader, scratch that, manleader, running the most dangerous program in our conference. Keep the sleeping giant sleeping w/ copious amounts of dude brah and cool times.
Mark it - SC will not win the conference with that clown in charge unless (1) Oregon goes down with sling blade, (2) Mora forgets he's not really an LA dude brah and completely shits powder blue turds in his bed AND (it would take all three) (3) it turns out we completely whiffed on Peterman.
If even one of those things does not turn out to be the case, then SC will not win the Pac 12 during dude brah's reign.
What a bunch of fucking idiots. I literally could catch a flight to LA right now and take Haden's job and get the SC fucktards better results. I'm dead serious. They should just hiring me right fucking now. -
yeah forgot about Furd ... old habits. add (4) and Stanford remembers again that they are STANFORD.He_Needs_More_Time said:
We've covered this before. It really was a life of abundance this hire was. UW was stronger while the biggest threat in the conference whiffed on their hire meaning they'll be stuck being average for at least 3 seasons.creepycoug said:What is so fucking beautiful about this escapes so many. It's much more than we got rid of that soft POS w/o buying out his contract and thus made room to (maybe) get lucky with Peterman. Oh no, much more than that.
We have a cheerleader, scratch that, manleader, running the most dangerous program in our conference. Keep the sleeping giant sleeping w/ copious amounts of dude brah and cool times.
Mark it - SC will not win the conference with that clown in charge unless (1) Oregon goes down with sling blade, (2) Mora forgets he's not really an LA dude brah and completely shits powder blue turds in his bed AND (it would take all three) (3) it turns out we completely whiffed on Peterman.
If even one of those things does not turn out to be the case, then SC will not win the Pac 12 during dude brah's reign.
What a bunch of fucking idiots. I literally could catch a flight to LA right now and take Haden's job and get the SC fucktards better results. I'm dead serious. They should just hiring me right fucking now.
Sark has more sizzle than Kiffin so I doubt he will be shit canned so quickly which is also good for us.
I was afraid USC was going to hire a Sumlin and rule this conference like the Carroll era. Instead they whiffed.
With Mora at UCLA and Petersen up here along with Helfrich(OBK favorite coach ever) appearing to not be the guy I see some Petersen-Mora battles for the conference crown.
It would be nice if Stanford FINALLY realized they were Stanford and went back to their rightful place. I feel like we've been saying this for five years in a row this is the year Stanford comes down to earth yet they still make a BCS game. -
Pressing.TheGlove said:
TL;DRcreepycoug said:What is so fucking beautiful about this escapes so many. It's much more than we got rid of that soft POS w/o buying out his contract and thus made room to (maybe) get lucky with Peterman. Oh no, much more than that.
We have a cheerleader, scratch that, manleader, running the most dangerous program in our conference. Keep the sleeping giant sleeping w/ copious amounts of dude brah and cool times.
Mark it - SC will not win the conference with that clown in charge unless (1) Oregon goes down with sling blade, (2) Mora forgets he's not really an LA dude brah and completely shits powder blue turds in his bed AND (it would take all three) (3) it turns out we completely whiffed on Peterman.
If even one of those things does not turn out to be the case, then SC will not win the Pac 12 during dude brah's reign.
What a bunch of fucking idiots. I literally could catch a flight to LA right now and take Haden's job and get the SC fucktards better results. I'm dead serious. They should just hiring me right fucking now. -
Dug the Doog has fucked Roof? STAFF?!!Tequilla said:
Dug the Doog (the Roof fucker) disagrees with youcreepycoug said:
What a bunch of fucking idiots. I literally could catch a flight to LA right now and take Haden's job and get the SC fucktards better results. I'm dead serious. They should just hiring me right fucking now. -
I hear she has a nice ass.He_Needs_More_Time said:
Dug the Doog has fucked Roof? STAFF?!!Tequilla said:
Dug the Doog (the Roof fucker) disagrees with youcreepycoug said:
What a bunch of fucking idiots. I literally could catch a flight to LA right now and take Haden's job and get the SC fucktards better results. I'm dead serious. They should just hiring me right fucking now. -
That's a what is said in chat stays in chat legend ...
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I heard he jarred something looseHe_Needs_More_Time said:
Dug the Doog has fucked Roof? STAFF?!!Tequilla said:
Dug the Doog (the Roof fucker) disagrees with youcreepycoug said:
What a bunch of fucking idiots. I literally could catch a flight to LA right now and take Haden's job and get the SC fucktards better results. I'm dead serious. They should just hiring me right fucking now. -
Wow that LA hobo fuckin owned Sark like everyone else can. Arizona State could also rise big time in the South.
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Sark and Nansen beacons of excellence and draining tall boys
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I thought it was patron shots off of Joey's cocktail waitresses?jecornel said:Sark and Nansen beacons of excellence and draining tall boys
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Looked like a spirited end of practice to me. And to see Tui jumping around makes me want to barf. ..Oh, isnt Pete doing the same thing at the end of UW'S practices? And are UW players soaked in sweat after practice like these guys? Looks to me like some work is getting done. For all you Peterlovers who think Sark is going to go 7-6 every year at SC better think again.
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is this some kind of strongest southern california man competition what the fuck did i just watch
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no better way to teach the fundamentals of football than a good old tire flip
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Video looked a little forced, I bet sark got those kids pumped up before the video too "yo brahs, this video is going to get so many friggin hits on youtube, lets show LA we're for realz!"
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Stop it. Sark's teams have always hooted and hollered. What fucking player doesn't sweat at practice. I was looking forward to your return until I read this post.puppylove_sugarsteel said:Looked like a spirited end of practice to me. And to see Tui jumping around makes me want to barf. ..Oh, isnt Pete doing the same thing at the end of UW'S practices? And are UW players soaked in sweat after practice like these guys? Looks to me like some work is getting done. For all you Peterlovers who think Sark is going to go 7-6 every year at SC better think again.
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All I have to say about the Toejams...
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puppylove_sugarsteel said:
Looked like a spirited end of practice to me. And to see Tui jumping around makes me want to barf. ..Oh, isnt Pete doing the same thing at the end of UW'S practices? And are UW players soaked in sweat after practice like these guys? Looks to me like some work is getting done. For all you Peterlovers who think Sark is going to go 7-6 every year at SC better think again.
Stick to rants. Serious football talk isn't your thing.