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  • Tequilla
    Tequilla Member Posts: 20,098
    Sark talks a good game ... just can't coach one.
  • RoadDawg55
    RoadDawg55 Member Posts: 30,137
    Tequilla said:

    What does a midget like Kim Jong Vino know about winning in sports?

    What sport could he play where he could have won at ANYTHING?

    Kim's athletic experiences aside, you would think he would be pretty knowledgeable when it came to football and basketball considering his job has been devoted to running a sports website for 20 years. At some point, you would think he would learn. How he is still so clueless is amazing.

  • Tequilla
    Tequilla Member Posts: 20,098
    Well, does he really watch games or does he look through his camera and pop off pictures all game?
  • Swaye
    Swaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,739 Founders Club

    What is so fucking beautiful about this escapes so many. It's much more than we got rid of that soft POS w/o buying out his contract and thus made room to (maybe) get lucky with Peterman. Oh no, much more than that.

    We have a cheerleader, scratch that, manleader, running the most dangerous program in our conference. Keep the sleeping giant sleeping w/ copious amounts of dude brah and cool times.

    Mark it - SC will not win the conference with that clown in charge unless (1) Oregon goes down with sling blade, (2) Mora forgets he's not really an LA dude brah and completely shits powder blue turds in his bed AND (it would take all three) (3) it turns out we completely whiffed on Peterman.

    If even one of those things does not turn out to be the case, then SC will not win the Pac 12 during dude brah's reign.

    What a bunch of fucking idiots. I literally could catch a flight to LA right now and take Haden's job and get the SC fucktards better results. I'm dead serious. They should just hiring me right fucking now.

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  • creepycoug
    creepycoug Member Posts: 24,047
    Swaye said:

    What is so fucking beautiful about this escapes so many. It's much more than we got rid of that soft POS w/o buying out his contract and thus made room to (maybe) get lucky with Peterman. Oh no, much more than that.

    We have a cheerleader, scratch that, manleader, running the most dangerous program in our conference. Keep the sleeping giant sleeping w/ copious amounts of dude brah and cool times.

    Mark it - SC will not win the conference with that clown in charge unless (1) Oregon goes down with sling blade, (2) Mora forgets he's not really an LA dude brah and completely shits powder blue turds in his bed AND (it would take all three) (3) it turns out we completely whiffed on Peterman.

    If even one of those things does not turn out to be the case, then SC will not win the Pac 12 during dude brah's reign.

    What a bunch of fucking idiots. I literally could catch a flight to LA right now and take Haden's job and get the SC fucktards better results. I'm dead serious. They should just hiring me right fucking now.

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  • BennyBeaver
    BennyBeaver Member Posts: 13,346

    What is so fucking beautiful about this escapes so many. It's much more than we got rid of that soft POS w/o buying out his contract and thus made room to (maybe) get lucky with Peterman. Oh no, much more than that.

    We have a cheerleader, scratch that, manleader, running the most dangerous program in our conference. Keep the sleeping giant sleeping w/ copious amounts of dude brah and cool times.

    Mark it - SC will not win the conference with that clown in charge unless (1) Oregon goes down with sling blade, (2) Mora forgets he's not really an LA dude brah and completely shits powder blue turds in his bed AND (it would take all three) (3) it turns out we completely whiffed on Peterman.

    If even one of those things does not turn out to be the case, then SC will not win the Pac 12 during dude brah's reign.

    What a bunch of fucking idiots. I literally could catch a flight to LA right now and take Haden's job and get the SC fucktards better results. I'm dead serious. They should just hiring me right fucking now.

    TL;DR
  • [Deleted User]
    [Deleted User] Posts: 11,453

    What is so fucking beautiful about this escapes so many. It's much more than we got rid of that soft POS w/o buying out his contract and thus made room to (maybe) get lucky with Peterman. Oh no, much more than that.

    We have a cheerleader, scratch that, manleader, running the most dangerous program in our conference. Keep the sleeping giant sleeping w/ copious amounts of dude brah and cool times.

    Mark it - SC will not win the conference with that clown in charge unless (1) Oregon goes down with sling blade, (2) Mora forgets he's not really an LA dude brah and completely shits powder blue turds in his bed AND (it would take all three) (3) it turns out we completely whiffed on Peterman.

    If even one of those things does not turn out to be the case, then SC will not win the Pac 12 during dude brah's reign.

    What a bunch of fucking idiots. I literally could catch a flight to LA right now and take Haden's job and get the SC fucktards better results. I'm dead serious. They should just hiring me right fucking now.

    We've covered this before. It really was a life of abundance this hire was. UW was stronger while the biggest threat in the conference whiffed on their hire meaning they'll be stuck being average for at least 3 seasons.

    Sark has more sizzle than Kiffin so I doubt he will be shit canned so quickly which is also good for us.

    I was afraid USC was going to hire a Sumlin and rule this conference like the Carroll era. Instead they whiffed.

    With Mora at UCLA and Petersen up here along with Helfrich(OBK favorite coach ever) appearing to not be the guy I see some Petersen-Mora battles for the conference crown.

    It would be nice if Stanford FINALLY realized they were Stanford and went back to their rightful place. I feel like we've been saying this for five years in a row this is the year Stanford comes down to earth yet they still make a BCS game.
  • GrundleStiltzkin
    GrundleStiltzkin Member Posts: 61,516 Standard Supporter
    edited March 2014

    I literally laughed out loud when Sark said "You've had 7 weeks with Ivan. 7 weeks with Ivan". Made laugh because of Doogs always saying "Wait til he spends time with IVAN!" also laughed because I know Ivan won't do shit.

    I thought y'all were joking about that until I just watched the vid. Surely the script couldn't be followed that close.

    Bring back Strenph Coach Radio.
  • Tequilla
    Tequilla Member Posts: 20,098
    edited March 2014



    What a bunch of fucking idiots. I literally could catch a flight to LA right now and take Haden's job and get the SC fucktards better results. I'm dead serious. They should just hiring me right fucking now.

    Dug the Doog (the Roof fucker) disagrees with you
  • [Deleted User]
    [Deleted User] Posts: 11,453
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7S4GDByn1eg

    I stumbled on this vid. This guy has to be related to GOAT.
  • dnc
    dnc Member Posts: 56,839

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7S4GDByn1eg

    I stumbled on this vid. This guy has to be fucking a goat.

    abundance

  • biak1
    biak1 Member Posts: 4,237
    Tui looks bro as fuck in that video.
  • creepycoug
    creepycoug Member Posts: 24,047

    What is so fucking beautiful about this escapes so many. It's much more than we got rid of that soft POS w/o buying out his contract and thus made room to (maybe) get lucky with Peterman. Oh no, much more than that.

    We have a cheerleader, scratch that, manleader, running the most dangerous program in our conference. Keep the sleeping giant sleeping w/ copious amounts of dude brah and cool times.

    Mark it - SC will not win the conference with that clown in charge unless (1) Oregon goes down with sling blade, (2) Mora forgets he's not really an LA dude brah and completely shits powder blue turds in his bed AND (it would take all three) (3) it turns out we completely whiffed on Peterman.

    If even one of those things does not turn out to be the case, then SC will not win the Pac 12 during dude brah's reign.

    What a bunch of fucking idiots. I literally could catch a flight to LA right now and take Haden's job and get the SC fucktards better results. I'm dead serious. They should just hiring me right fucking now.

    We've covered this before. It really was a life of abundance this hire was. UW was stronger while the biggest threat in the conference whiffed on their hire meaning they'll be stuck being average for at least 3 seasons.

    Sark has more sizzle than Kiffin so I doubt he will be shit canned so quickly which is also good for us.

    I was afraid USC was going to hire a Sumlin and rule this conference like the Carroll era. Instead they whiffed.

    With Mora at UCLA and Petersen up here along with Helfrich(OBK favorite coach ever) appearing to not be the guy I see some Petersen-Mora battles for the conference crown.

    It would be nice if Stanford FINALLY realized they were Stanford and went back to their rightful place. I feel like we've been saying this for five years in a row this is the year Stanford comes down to earth yet they still make a BCS game.
    yeah forgot about Furd ... old habits. add (4) and Stanford remembers again that they are STANFORD.
  • creepycoug
    creepycoug Member Posts: 24,047
    TheGlove said:

    What is so fucking beautiful about this escapes so many. It's much more than we got rid of that soft POS w/o buying out his contract and thus made room to (maybe) get lucky with Peterman. Oh no, much more than that.

    We have a cheerleader, scratch that, manleader, running the most dangerous program in our conference. Keep the sleeping giant sleeping w/ copious amounts of dude brah and cool times.

    Mark it - SC will not win the conference with that clown in charge unless (1) Oregon goes down with sling blade, (2) Mora forgets he's not really an LA dude brah and completely shits powder blue turds in his bed AND (it would take all three) (3) it turns out we completely whiffed on Peterman.

    If even one of those things does not turn out to be the case, then SC will not win the Pac 12 during dude brah's reign.

    What a bunch of fucking idiots. I literally could catch a flight to LA right now and take Haden's job and get the SC fucktards better results. I'm dead serious. They should just hiring me right fucking now.

    TL;DR
    Pressing.
  • [Deleted User]
    [Deleted User] Posts: 11,453
    Tequilla said:



    What a bunch of fucking idiots. I literally could catch a flight to LA right now and take Haden's job and get the SC fucktards better results. I'm dead serious. They should just hiring me right fucking now.

    Dug the Doog (the Roof fucker) disagrees with you
    Dug the Doog has fucked Roof? STAFF?!!
  • Swaye
    Swaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,739 Founders Club

    Tequilla said:



    What a bunch of fucking idiots. I literally could catch a flight to LA right now and take Haden's job and get the SC fucktards better results. I'm dead serious. They should just hiring me right fucking now.

    Dug the Doog (the Roof fucker) disagrees with you
    Dug the Doog has fucked Roof? STAFF?!!
    I hear she has a nice ass.
  • Tequilla
    Tequilla Member Posts: 20,098
    That's a what is said in chat stays in chat legend ...
  • Bad_MotherDucker
    Bad_MotherDucker Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 1,371 Swaye's Wigwam

    Tequilla said:



    What a bunch of fucking idiots. I literally could catch a flight to LA right now and take Haden's job and get the SC fucktards better results. I'm dead serious. They should just hiring me right fucking now.

    Dug the Doog (the Roof fucker) disagrees with you
    Dug the Doog has fucked Roof? STAFF?!!
    I heard he jarred something loose

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  • haie
    haie Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 23,726 Founders Club
    Wow that LA hobo fuckin owned Sark like everyone else can. Arizona State could also rise big time in the South.
  • jecornel
    jecornel Member Posts: 9,737
    Sark and Nansen beacons of excellence and draining tall boys
  • Tequilla
    Tequilla Member Posts: 20,098
    jecornel said:

    Sark and Nansen beacons of excellence and draining tall boys

    I thought it was patron shots off of Joey's cocktail waitresses?

  • puppylove_sugarsteel
    puppylove_sugarsteel Member Posts: 9,133
    Looked like a spirited end of practice to me. And to see Tui jumping around makes me want to barf. ..Oh, isnt Pete doing the same thing at the end of UW'S practices? And are UW players soaked in sweat after practice like these guys? Looks to me like some work is getting done. For all you Peterlovers who think Sark is going to go 7-6 every year at SC better think again.
  • phineas
    phineas Member Posts: 4,732
    is this some kind of strongest southern california man competition what the fuck did i just watch
  • phineas
    phineas Member Posts: 4,732
    no better way to teach the fundamentals of football than a good old tire flip
  • LoneStarDawg
    LoneStarDawg Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 13,681 Founders Club
    Video looked a little forced, I bet sark got those kids pumped up before the video too "yo brahs, this video is going to get so many friggin hits on youtube, lets show LA we're for realz!"

    Tui does make me feel sick, assist to the head coach is apparently a coveted gig
  • RoadDawg55
    RoadDawg55 Member Posts: 30,137
    edited March 2014

    Looked like a spirited end of practice to me. And to see Tui jumping around makes me want to barf. ..Oh, isnt Pete doing the same thing at the end of UW'S practices? And are UW players soaked in sweat after practice like these guys? Looks to me like some work is getting done. For all you Peterlovers who think Sark is going to go 7-6 every year at SC better think again.

    Stop it. Sark's teams have always hooted and hollered. What fucking player doesn't sweat at practice. I was looking forward to your return until I read this post.
  • d2d
    d2d Member Posts: 3,109
    All I have to say about the Toejams...

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  • [Deleted User]
    [Deleted User] Posts: 11,453

    Looked like a spirited end of practice to me. And to see Tui jumping around makes me want to barf. ..Oh, isnt Pete doing the same thing at the end of UW'S practices? And are UW players soaked in sweat after practice like these guys? Looks to me like some work is getting done. For all you Peterlovers who think Sark is going to go 7-6 every year at SC better think again.


    Stick to rants. Serious football talk isn't your thing.