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Tailgater said:

This must be the one-holer of all outhouse message boards.
A ten game losing streak turns rivalry to yellow snow.
How much embarrassment must we need to STFU?
A doog barking bored smack at ducks is a doogfooker.
Screw-the-pooch in the middle of The Pond and then howl.

Here goes:
line 1 - this sub-message board sucks ass (kind of agree).
line 2 - there's no real rivalry here because we've been getting stomped by our "rivals" for a decade (true).
line 3 - apparently there are husky fans who still talk shit despite aforementioned stomping (none that i know of).
line 4 - i have no fucking clue what this line means.
line 5 - i think he means if we win at Autzen we can start talking shit again (disagree).

Tailgater said:

haie said:

Tailgater said:

This must be the one-holer of all outhouse message boards.
A ten game losing streak turns rivalry to yellow snow.
How much embarrassment must we need to STFU?
A doog barking bored smack at ducks is a doogfooker.
Screw-the-pooch in the middle of The Pond and then howl.

Here goes:
line 1 - this sub-message board sucks ass (kind of agree).
line 2 - there's no real rivalry here because we've been getting stomped by our "rivals" for a decade (true).
line 3 - apparently there are husky fans who still talk shit despite aforementioned stomping (none that i know of).
line 4 - i have no fucking clue what this line means.
line 5 - i think he means if we win at Autzen we can start talking shit again (disagree).

Translation mediocre and none is needed if that characteristic for which we are most hated at Autism on the Williamette ever returns.

line 1 - my translating skills are mediocre (probably because I was sober when translating the original message) and if we ever start beating the ducks consistently we can all stop arguing over how to react to getting shit-stomped 10 years in a row and go back to blowing each other while we woof.