I got massages...

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• ThomasFremont Member Posts: 13,325

  March 2014

  puppylove_sugarsteel said:

  ...from a black (woman), a woman and a jew, and shot after them all. You should try it More_Time and slice. Easy cleanup and you actually get a neck job and scalp rub. I almost shot during those. It's not '"cheating" more_time. No penetration. Your mom's wouldn't understand however so shhhhhhhh...

  Yeah right bro, you can't even feel your dick.
  
  

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• [Deleted User] Posts: 11,453

  March 2014

  puppylove_sugarsteel said:

  ...from a black (woman), a woman and a jew, and shot after them all. You should try it More_Time and slice. Easy cleanup and you actually get a neck job and scalp rub. I almost shot during those. It's not '"cheating" more_time. No penetration. Your mom's wouldn't understand however so shhhhhhhh...

  Serious question when was the last time you had sex without having to directly pay for it?
  
  
  
  * I said directly because I agree with Cheers there is no such thing as free sex.

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• Meek Member Posts: 7,031

  March 2014

  He_Needs_More_Time said:

  puppylove_sugarsteel said:

  ...from a black (woman), a woman and a jew, and shot after them all. You should try it More_Time and slice. Easy cleanup and you actually get a neck job and scalp rub. I almost shot during those. It's not '"cheating" more_time. No penetration. Your mom's wouldn't understand however so shhhhhhhh...

  Serious question when was the last time you had sex without having to directly pay for it?
  
  
  
  * I said directly because I agree with Cheers there is no such thing as free sex.

  anyone who's married hates this question

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• dhdawg Member Posts: 13,326

  March 2014

  monroecougdad said:

  here's your massage

  don't post that, you're going to ruin derek's potential interviews.
  meanwhile D2D is posting tea party meme after meme and will continue to do so

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• chrisvashon Member Posts: 627

  March 2014

  So the black woman is different from the woman who is different from the jew?
  
  Maybe Derek and Coach Pete can clarify this during the next interview!

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• ThomasFremont Member Posts: 13,325

  March 2014

  chrisvashon said:

  So the black woman is different from the woman who is different from the jew?
  
  Maybe Derek and Coach Pete can clarify this during the next interview!

  Spoiler: the Jew is a dude.
  
  NTTAWWT

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• PostGameOrangeSlices Member Posts: 27,108

  March 2014

  yawn

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• DugtheDoog Member Posts: 3,180

  March 2014

  Why do you hate Asians?

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• TierbsHsotBoobs Member Posts: 39,680

  March 2014

  monroecougdad said:

  here's your massage

  Kudos for the tinyurl redirect.
  

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• HeretoBeatmyChest Member Posts: 4,295

  March 2014

  ThomasFremont said:

  puppylove_sugarsteel said:

  ...from a black (woman), a woman and a jew, and shot after them all. You should try it More_Time and slice. Easy cleanup and you actually get a neck job and scalp rub. I almost shot during those. It's not '"cheating" more_time. No penetration. Your mom's wouldn't understand however so shhhhhhhh...

  Yeah right bro, you can't even feel your dick.
  
  

  Low tweak.

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