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  • CFetters_Nacho_Lover
    CFetters_Nacho_Lover Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 32,691 Founders Club
    He_Needs_More_Time said:

    How does a rumor like that start and spread so fast though? I mean even the casual Doog knows about Erin Andrews jokes.

    Also was this before or after everyone saw her naked?

    Shit, this joke was HHB v1.0 at least as far back as 2009. I know I bring it to people outside of this shithole.
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  • [Deleted User]
    [Deleted User] Posts: 11,453
    CFetters_Nacho_Lover said:

    He_Needs_More_Time said:

    How does a rumor like that start and spread so fast though? I mean even the casual Doog knows about Erin Andrews jokes.

    Also was this before or after everyone saw her naked?

    Shit, this joke was HHB v1.0 at least as far back as 2009. I know I bring it to people outside of this shithole.
    I get it you guys created this joke but it spread pretty quickly.
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  • Kaepsknee
    Kaepsknee Member Posts: 14,919
    TierbsHsotBoobs said:

    CokeGreaterThanPepsi said:

    There is also the Lily Jang rumor that has gone around for quite sometime when she was here....

    I refuse to believe she would have touched him.
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    CheersWestDawg said:

    I'll start with an old favorite. Sark allegedly fucked Erin Andrews the night before the USC @ Oregon St. game in 2008. The rumor on the interwebs is that he basically called her up and asked, "hey I've got some beer, you want to come to my room?" Allegedly the first person he told was Kiffin.

    I was at the Rams-Seahawks game in 2010 where Sark was honored on the sidelines for winning the fucking Holiday Bowel. I was lucky enough to be in some good seats and a guy who knew a lot of shit about old Seattle sports immediately said, "I heard that guy fucked Erin Andrews when he was back at USC. They were playing at Oregon State".
    Not true.

    We're hearing that there is some traction to the rumor that he killed 5 hookers in Texas however.
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  • fivehundredmileDAWG
    fivehundredmileDAWG Member Posts: 1,212
    What kind of an idiot - 'allegedly' - attends a high school all star game drunk ... ? When he's there to recruit ..?

    That's Nick HoltFS
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  • ThomasFremont
    ThomasFremont Member Posts: 13,325
    The Joey's waitress story is 100% true
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  • puppylove_sugarsteel
    puppylove_sugarsteel Member Posts: 9,133
    He_Needs_More_Time said:

    A few players have told me he has mistresses on road trips. Probably explains why we always suck on the road.

    If coach is fucking random skanks I doubt the rest of team is concentrating at all.

    Dude, there's never been a player who has told you anything.. you couldn't even get Joe Lingi to give you a high-5 while you begged for one at the tunnel after victories.

    You're so full of shit More_Time. Lying won't make you true friends. Didn't your two mom's ever tell you that?
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    puppylove_sugarsteel said:

    He_Needs_More_Time said:

    A few players have told me he has mistresses on road trips. Probably explains why we always suck on the road.

    If coach is fucking random skanks I doubt the rest of team is concentrating at all.

    Dude, there's never been a player who has told you anything.. you couldn't even get Joe Lingi to give you a high-5 while you begged for one at the tunnel after victories.

    You're so full of shit More_Time. Lying won't make you true friends. Didn't your two mom's ever tell you that?
    It's two dads.......

    Also I'm not full of shit. I've gotten to know a few players and quite honestly the players don't like Sark so they were more than willing to speak out.
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  • puppylove_sugarsteel
    puppylove_sugarsteel Member Posts: 9,133
    That's fair if true
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  • CaptainPJ
    CaptainPJ Member Posts: 2,986
    RaceBannon said:

    I agree with Larry. Hell I don't care if your at gay bathhouses every night if you're going to BCS bowls. #HiChip

    #c(hump)kelly!!!!one!!
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  • Fire_Marshall_Bill
    Fire_Marshall_Bill Member Posts: 26,096 Standard Supporter
    TheKobeStopper said:

    I heard a rumor that he banged a cougar wearing Sears lingerie.

    brb, jo

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