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pawz said:

chrisvashon said:

MikeDamone said:

"If you don't have steak, you better have sizzle"

What's the story with this line?

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HHB Glossary of Terms
DerekJohnsonDerekJohnson Posts: 4,695
July 2013 edited March 7 in Classic Threads
Given that multiple newcomers have expressed confusion to me about what the regulars here are sometimes talking about, I thought it would be helpful to construct a glossary of terms for reference.
Please feel free to add and amend as needed.

Doog
An alleged Husky fan who is obsessed with Oregon. Would like to see Oregon lose as much (or more than) seeing Washington win. The UW equivalent of a Coog.

It's also over-the-top excitement for anything that is currently happening in the program, regardless of what it is. Kick ass pressers, FREE PUB!, incremental progress, best recruiter in the nation, best assistants in the nation, molder of men, five tough questions, no rap music at practice, rap music at practice, finally a coach with discipline, finally players coach, Gilby/Ty/Sark is a breath of fresh air....

What I'm hearing...
Origin: Kim Grinolds / Dawgman.com
Explanation: Always the manner in which Grinolds trumpets "inside information" to his subscribers. Over time, this became a source of ridicule because of the astonishingly high degree of inaccuracy of his information.

Awfully warm for February
Origin: Kim Grinolds
Explanation: Used as a means to belittle anyone trying to criticize Steve Sarkisian's recruiting throughout the year.

I haven't moved!!
Origin: Race Bannon and the Husky Half Brain Podcast
Explanation: During times of notoriously bad phone reception, Race would shout this at co-host iDawg. This eventually led to jokes about iDawg operating with a 24k modem and Race owning an oversized Yugoslavian phone from the 1970s.

It was funny the first 23 times.. Now, not so much...
Origin: Kim Grinolds and Mike Damone
Explanation: Kim Grinolds' means of telling Mike Damone that his repetitive jokes were wearing thin

Popping off
Origin: Washington-Oregon rivalry
Explanation: As Oregon passed Washington in football status, Husky fans could always rely on telling Duck fans to "go win a Rose Bowl then pop off." Over time, this morphed into millions of different interchangeable uses.

Belly laughs in the media room
Origin: Ruth Robbins
Explanation: During the heyday of the original Husky Half Brains site, Ruth Robbins of RealDawg became a regular for several weeks. As a means of belittling the HHB crowd, she spoke of some aspect of HHB being a subject of big belly laughs in the media room.

You think you know, but you don't
Origin: Ruth Robbins
Explanation: As Half Brains would get into debates with Ruth, she would counter by telling them their sources were no good.

I have all the screenshots I need
Origin: Ruth Robbins
Explanation: As Ruth made her departure from the HHB boards, her parting shot was to taunt the crowd by saying "I have all the screen shots I need." One of the most beloved HHBisms of all time.

If A happens it'll be interesting, but if B happens it'll also be interesting
Origin: Kim Grinolds
Explanation: After telling his subscribers for two years that his sources were indicating that the NCAA would drop the hammer on Oregon, the Ducks escaped with barely a slap on the wrist. As the HHB crowd began crowing about this catastrophically embarrassing "What I'm hearing" gone awry, Grinolds began amending his posts and hedging his bets when giving out subsequent new inside info.

If you want to be critical about (fill in the blank) that's fine, but if you're going to be negative, you're gone
Origin: Kim Grinolds
Explanation: Grinolds' illogical means of trying to sound like free speech was allowed on his message boards, when in reality they weren't

Hot Blonde Oregon Intern
Origin: Kim Grinolds
Explanation: One of Grinolds' sources he met at the VMAC that gave him inside information about the NCAA's imminent decision to drop the hammer on Oregon

If you like your (Fill in the blank), you can keep it
Origin: President Barack Obama
Explanation: Obama infamously and falsely promised,"If you like your current insurance plan, you can keep it." This has morphed into many Half Brain uses. A particular favorite of Race Bannon.

Meet me at the 7-11 on Aurora in the U-District
Origin: Unknown
Explanation: A non-existent location for internet tuff guys to meet for fist fights and brawling

SAY IT TO HIS FACE!!!1!!!
Origin: brents (RIP)
Explanation: A common refrain from the late dawgman poster brents, directed toward anyone saying something critical of someone else on the interwebs

Work in progress (Still to come):

81%
It's what I like to do
Tierbs Hsot Boobs
Playing in (fill in the blank) is always special
Incremental progress
Grossly inappropriate
Playing with House Money
Lewis County Hairdressers
Walking past Butler Cabin in the moonlight
Not a traditional sellout
Roaming the sidelines
Stan Emptermann
We didn't want him anyway
I'm going to get in trouble today
Concerns about altitude
Classy poast
Five Reasons
Race Bannon has done it again!!
Sexual tension at end of podcast
TierbsHsotBoobsMikeDamoneRoadDawg55RaceBannongreenbloodMeektrackerTMacDawgPurpleJSwayeFire_Marshall_BillHillsboroDuckMooser42HouhuskyMad_SonjecornelvolcanodawgdhdawgMisterEmpawzDeLarryHe_Needs_More_Time
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section8section8
Posts: 623
July 2013
"My Direct TV guy" is picking up steam as of late.
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CFetters_Nacho_LoverCFetters_Nacho_Lover
Posts: 1,568
July 2013
I believe the 7-11 on Aurora in the U-District line also had a reference to Indian leg wrestling.

81%
Origin: Scott Eklund
Explanation: During the post-Willingham coaching search, Dawgman shamelessly had photos of Jim Mora on their coach search primer. As many HHBs and a good deal of Husky fans were interested in seeing the one-time Don James student return to Husky Stadium to roam the sidelines, Dawgman was hearing that Mora was increasingly likely to be the next coach. When pressed to give the chance of Mora being the guy, Eklund replied: "81%"
HouhuskyFire_Marshall_BillHe_Needs_More_TimeTommySQC
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greenbloodgreenblood
Posts: 1,478
July 2013
Great, but why do you call Sark pool boy?
RaceBannonMeekDerekJohnsonTierbsHsotBoobsPurpleJSwayeHe_Needs_More_TimeTravis MorrisFire_Marshall_Bill
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trackertracker
Posts: 844
July 2013

Great post Derek!
Post-game orange slices and participant ribbons all round.
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TheKobeStopperTheKobeStopper
Posts: 1,869
July 2013
If you're going to bash Obama THEN I AM OUT!!!
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TMacDawgTMacDawg
Posts: 103
July 2013
What does FO, G mean? Not being smart ass.....just slow I guess.
TierbsHsotBoobsSwayelongduckdong
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PurpleJPurpleJ
Posts: 1,627
July 2013
If I like my ignorance, I can keep it.
RaceBannon
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bananasnblondesbananasnblondes
Posts: 1,004
July 2013
Don't forget "hard working, blue collar, classy kid" = sucky white player
DeLarry
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RaceBannonRaceBannon
Posts: 4,525
July 2013
bananasnblondes said:
Don't forget "hard working, blue collar, classy kid" = sucky white player

A Steve Largent type.

Or.......natural talent who needs to work on the mental aspect = Black
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DeLarry
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greenbloodgreenblood
Posts: 1,478
July 2013
These:

"If you want to gloat now about how wrong it all was - fantastic. Knock yourself out.

But if you're saying he just made stuff up - you're wrong"

"I'll take criticism all day long, but when posters out here say we're just making stuff up............well, they're just making stuff up"

"Kim a journalist? ROTFLMAO

Man, I wonder how long people have been here. Kim is no more a journalist than I am a photographer."

"If you can't handle the rumor mill, my suggestion is to get off the internet"

All in one thread
jecornel
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SwayeSwaye
Posts: 1,892
July 2013
edited July 2013
Emptermann approves this poast.

Crap, just noticed you had Emptermann on your short list.
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SwayeSwaye
Posts: 1,892
July 2013
edited July 2013
(1) You don't know how much damage XXXXXX did!

(2) Pressing

These two clearly need to be explained to the newbies. Especially number 2, as I have been seeing a great deal of it lately.
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He_Needs_More_Time
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trackertracker
Posts: 844
July 2013
Swaye said:
You don't know how much damage XXXXXX did!

Damn good apples.

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SwayeSwaye
Posts: 1,892
July 2013
Does "XXXXX Superiority Guy" count, or is that standard internet meme?
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HeretoBeatmyChestHeretoBeatmyChest
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July 2013
edited July 2013
Free pub is a glaring omission.
ThomasFremont
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TierbsHsotBoobsTierbsHsotBoobs
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July 2013
We need to include mythical 9-4 seasons as part of the incremental progress.
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"Fuck this bord. Just as bad as Grinolds. he deletes stuff he doesn't agree with. Here the "group" just ridicules people into silence. Same shit-- control the conversation." - Barney (RIP)
TMacDawgHe_Needs_More_Time
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Fire_Marshall_BillFire_Marshall_Bill
Posts: 1,981
July 2013
lmao...great list...one of the acronyms would be appreciated ..I know about 60-70% of them but only visited hhbv 1 about 20 x, and missed a lot of the fagman drama from 2004 to 2008..just wasn't a reg..
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brchco12brchco12
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July 2013
RaceBannon said:
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A Steve Largent type.

Or.......natural talent who needs to work on the mental aspect = Black
"he's got a great motor" = undersized for his position

"got a real nasty streak" = white OL that doesn't look physically intimidating

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CheersWestDawgCheersWestDawg
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July 2013
I think it's a disgrace that "SERIOUS Arizona" hasn't made the list yet.
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AZDuckAZDuck
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July 2013
Jack Lockner

*gurgle*
"I've been to a lot of classy stadiums; Oregon's is the least classy I've ever been to. That's not what sports is supposed to be about." - Jim Lambright

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Tailgater said:

The term "Meet me at the 7-11..." always reminds me of GREEN DAY's lyric: "At the center of the earth in the parking lot of the 7-11 where I was taught(shot)" from American Idiot's city of the damned. It always seems to fit.

puppylove_sugarsteel said:

is one of my many arguments with feathers over the years, he said tOSU hasn't played smashmouth football since Woody Hayes. Eddie George was just a decoy Fetters you retarded fat bastard

Tequilla said:

You never win an argument with F3 ...

You either get put on timeout, your posts moderated, or there's an agree to disagree.

puppylove_sugarsteel said:

Tequilla said:

You never win an argument with F3 ...

You either get put on timeout, your posts moderated, or there's an agree to disagree.

Fetters wasn't a dawgman employee then. And i won EVERY argument as fetters was a Barnes and Noble employee with zero knowledge of college football. That's what cracks me up. He acts like a football encyclopedia, and he's not. The few things he did learn was poaching my shit. Sound familiar?

Back then I fucking punished that ignant fuck and didn't get banned. Kim took over and it all went to hell. Do any of you guys go back more than 5 years?