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Classic moments at Dawgman.com

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  • ApostleofGriefApostleofGrief Member Posts: 3,904
    "Show some skin"
  • ThomasFremontThomasFremont Member Posts: 13,325
    dnc said:

    pawz said:

    "If you don't have steak, you better have sizzle"

    What's the story with this line?

    http://hardcorehusky.com/forums/#/discussion/1442/hhb-glossary-of-terms/p1

    HHB Glossary of Terms
    DerekJohnsonDerekJohnson Posts: 4,695
    July 2013 edited March 7 in Classic Threads
    Given that multiple newcomers have expressed confusion to me about what the regulars here are sometimes talking about, I thought it would be helpful to construct a glossary of terms for reference.
    Please feel free to add and amend as needed.

    Doog
    An alleged Husky fan who is obsessed with Oregon. Would like to see Oregon lose as much (or more than) seeing Washington win. The UW equivalent of a Coog.

    It's also over-the-top excitement for anything that is currently happening in the program, regardless of what it is. Kick ass pressers, FREE PUB!, incremental progress, best recruiter in the nation, best assistants in the nation, molder of men, five tough questions, no rap music at practice, rap music at practice, finally a coach with discipline, finally players coach, Gilby/Ty/Sark is a breath of fresh air....

    What I'm hearing...
    Origin: Kim Grinolds / Dawgman.com
    Explanation: Always the manner in which Grinolds trumpets "inside information" to his subscribers. Over time, this became a source of ridicule because of the astonishingly high degree of inaccuracy of his information.

    Awfully warm for February
    Origin: Kim Grinolds
    Explanation: Used as a means to belittle anyone trying to criticize Steve Sarkisian's recruiting throughout the year.

    I haven't moved!!
    Origin: Race Bannon and the Husky Half Brain Podcast
    Explanation: During times of notoriously bad phone reception, Race would shout this at co-host iDawg. This eventually led to jokes about iDawg operating with a 24k modem and Race owning an oversized Yugoslavian phone from the 1970s.

    It was funny the first 23 times.. Now, not so much...
    Origin: Kim Grinolds and Mike Damone
    Explanation: Kim Grinolds' means of telling Mike Damone that his repetitive jokes were wearing thin

    Popping off
    Origin: Washington-Oregon rivalry
    Explanation: As Oregon passed Washington in football status, Husky fans could always rely on telling Duck fans to "go win a Rose Bowl then pop off." Over time, this morphed into millions of different interchangeable uses.

    Belly laughs in the media room
    Origin: Ruth Robbins
    Explanation: During the heyday of the original Husky Half Brains site, Ruth Robbins of RealDawg became a regular for several weeks. As a means of belittling the HHB crowd, she spoke of some aspect of HHB being a subject of big belly laughs in the media room.

    You think you know, but you don't
    Origin: Ruth Robbins
    Explanation: As Half Brains would get into debates with Ruth, she would counter by telling them their sources were no good.

    I have all the screenshots I need
    Origin: Ruth Robbins
    Explanation: As Ruth made her departure from the HHB boards, her parting shot was to taunt the crowd by saying "I have all the screen shots I need." One of the most beloved HHBisms of all time.

    If A happens it'll be interesting, but if B happens it'll also be interesting
    Origin: Kim Grinolds
    Explanation: After telling his subscribers for two years that his sources were indicating that the NCAA would drop the hammer on Oregon, the Ducks escaped with barely a slap on the wrist. As the HHB crowd began crowing about this catastrophically embarrassing "What I'm hearing" gone awry, Grinolds began amending his posts and hedging his bets when giving out subsequent new inside info.

    If you want to be critical about (fill in the blank) that's fine, but if you're going to be negative, you're gone
    Origin: Kim Grinolds
    Explanation: Grinolds' illogical means of trying to sound like free speech was allowed on his message boards, when in reality they weren't

    Hot Blonde Oregon Intern
    Origin: Kim Grinolds
    Explanation: One of Grinolds' sources he met at the VMAC that gave him inside information about the NCAA's imminent decision to drop the hammer on Oregon

    If you like your (Fill in the blank), you can keep it
    Origin: President Barack Obama
    Explanation: Obama infamously and falsely promised,"If you like your current insurance plan, you can keep it." This has morphed into many Half Brain uses. A particular favorite of Race Bannon.

    Meet me at the 7-11 on Aurora in the U-District
    Origin: Unknown
    Explanation: A non-existent location for internet tuff guys to meet for fist fights and brawling

    SAY IT TO HIS FACE!!!1!!!
    Origin: brents (RIP)
    Explanation: A common refrain from the late dawgman poster brents, directed toward anyone saying something critical of someone else on the interwebs

    Work in progress (Still to come):

    81%
    It's what I like to do
    Tierbs Hsot Boobs
    Playing in (fill in the blank) is always special
    Incremental progress
    Grossly inappropriate
    Playing with House Money
    Lewis County Hairdressers
    Walking past Butler Cabin in the moonlight
    Not a traditional sellout
    Roaming the sidelines
    Stan Emptermann
    We didn't want him anyway
    I'm going to get in trouble today
    Concerns about altitude
    Classy poast
    Five Reasons
    Race Bannon has done it again!!
    Sexual tension at end of podcast
    TierbsHsotBoobsMikeDamoneRoadDawg55RaceBannongreenbloodMeektrackerTMacDawgPurpleJSwayeFire_Marshall_BillHillsboroDuckMooser42HouhuskyMad_SonjecornelvolcanodawgdhdawgMisterEmpawzDeLarryHe_Needs_More_Time
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    section8section8
    Posts: 623
    July 2013
    "My Direct TV guy" is picking up steam as of late.
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    CFetters_Nacho_LoverCFetters_Nacho_Lover
    Posts: 1,568
    July 2013
    I believe the 7-11 on Aurora in the U-District line also had a reference to Indian leg wrestling.

    81%
    Origin: Scott Eklund
    Explanation: During the post-Willingham coaching search, Dawgman shamelessly had photos of Jim Mora on their coach search primer. As many HHBs and a good deal of Husky fans were interested in seeing the one-time Don James student return to Husky Stadium to roam the sidelines, Dawgman was hearing that Mora was increasingly likely to be the next coach. When pressed to give the chance of Mora being the guy, Eklund replied: "81%"
    HouhuskyFire_Marshall_BillHe_Needs_More_TimeTommySQC
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    greenbloodgreenblood
    Posts: 1,478
    July 2013
    Great, but why do you call Sark pool boy?
    RaceBannonMeekDerekJohnsonTierbsHsotBoobsPurpleJSwayeHe_Needs_More_TimeTravis MorrisFire_Marshall_Bill
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    trackertracker
    Posts: 844
    July 2013

    Great post Derek!
    Post-game orange slices and participant ribbons all round.
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    TheKobeStopperTheKobeStopper
    Posts: 1,869
    July 2013
    If you're going to bash Obama THEN I AM OUT!!!
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    TMacDawgTMacDawg
    Posts: 103
    July 2013
    What does FO, G mean? Not being smart ass.....just slow I guess.
    TierbsHsotBoobsSwayelongduckdong
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    PurpleJPurpleJ
    Posts: 1,627
    July 2013
    If I like my ignorance, I can keep it.
    RaceBannon
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    bananasnblondesbananasnblondes
    Posts: 1,004
    July 2013
    Don't forget "hard working, blue collar, classy kid" = sucky white player
    DeLarry
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    RaceBannonRaceBannon
    Posts: 4,525
    July 2013
    bananasnblondes said:
    Don't forget "hard working, blue collar, classy kid" = sucky white player

    A Steve Largent type.

    Or.......natural talent who needs to work on the mental aspect = Black
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    DeLarry
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    greenbloodgreenblood
    Posts: 1,478
    July 2013
    These:

    "If you want to gloat now about how wrong it all was - fantastic. Knock yourself out.

    But if you're saying he just made stuff up - you're wrong"

    "I'll take criticism all day long, but when posters out here say we're just making stuff up............well, they're just making stuff up"

    "Kim a journalist? ROTFLMAO

    Man, I wonder how long people have been here. Kim is no more a journalist than I am a photographer."

    "If you can't handle the rumor mill, my suggestion is to get off the internet"

    All in one thread
    jecornel
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    SwayeSwaye
    Posts: 1,892
    July 2013
    edited July 2013
    Emptermann approves this poast.

    Crap, just noticed you had Emptermann on your short list.
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    SwayeSwaye
    Posts: 1,892
    July 2013
    edited July 2013
    (1) You don't know how much damage XXXXXX did!

    (2) Pressing

    These two clearly need to be explained to the newbies. Especially number 2, as I have been seeing a great deal of it lately.
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    He_Needs_More_Time
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    trackertracker
    Posts: 844
    July 2013
    Swaye said:
    You don't know how much damage XXXXXX did!

    Damn good apples.

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    SwayeSwaye
    Posts: 1,892
    July 2013
    Does "XXXXX Superiority Guy" count, or is that standard internet meme?
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    HeretoBeatmyChestHeretoBeatmyChest
    Posts: 1,518
    July 2013
    edited July 2013
    Free pub is a glaring omission.
    ThomasFremont
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    TierbsHsotBoobsTierbsHsotBoobs
    Posts: 7,823
    July 2013
    We need to include mythical 9-4 seasons as part of the incremental progress.
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    "Fuck this bord. Just as bad as Grinolds. he deletes stuff he doesn't agree with. Here the "group" just ridicules people into silence. Same shit-- control the conversation." - Barney (RIP)
    TMacDawgHe_Needs_More_Time
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    Fire_Marshall_BillFire_Marshall_Bill
    Posts: 1,981
    July 2013
    lmao...great list...one of the acronyms would be appreciated ..I know about 60-70% of them but only visited hhbv 1 about 20 x, and missed a lot of the fagman drama from 2004 to 2008..just wasn't a reg..
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    brchco12brchco12
    Posts: 427
    July 2013
    RaceBannon said:
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    A Steve Largent type.

    Or.......natural talent who needs to work on the mental aspect = Black
    "he's got a great motor" = undersized for his position

    "got a real nasty streak" = white OL that doesn't look physically intimidating

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    CheersWestDawgCheersWestDawg
    Posts: 1,092
    July 2013
    I think it's a disgrace that "SERIOUS Arizona" hasn't made the list yet.
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    AZDuckAZDuck
    Posts: 1,488
    July 2013
    Jack Lockner

    *gurgle*
    "I've been to a lot of classy stadiums; Oregon's is the least classy I've ever been to. That's not what sports is supposed to be about." - Jim Lambright

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    TierbsHsotBoobs
    disagree

    Huh?

  • PostGameOrangeSlicesPostGameOrangeSlices Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 26,268 Swaye's Wigwam
    Tailgater said:

    The term "Meet me at the 7-11..." always reminds me of GREEN DAY's lyric: "At the center of the earth in the parking lot of the 7-11 where I was taught(shot)" from American Idiot's city of the damned. It always seems to fit.

    el oh el
  • puppylove_sugarsteelpuppylove_sugarsteel Member Posts: 9,133
    is one of my many arguments with feathers over the years, he said tOSU hasn't played smashmouth football since Woody Hayes. Eddie George was just a decoy Fetters you retarded fat bastard
  • ThomasFremontThomasFremont Member Posts: 13,325

    is one of my many arguments with feathers over the years, he said tOSU hasn't played smashmouth football since Woody Hayes. Eddie George was just a decoy Fetters you retarded fat bastard

    You won an argument w/ F3?

    Grats, bro.
  • TequillaTequilla Member Posts: 19,908
    You never win an argument with F3 ...

    You either get put on timeout, your posts moderated, or there's an agree to disagree.

  • puppylove_sugarsteelpuppylove_sugarsteel Member Posts: 9,133
    Tequilla said:

    You never win an argument with F3 ...

    You either get put on timeout, your posts moderated, or there's an agree to disagree.

    Fetters wasn't a dawgman employee then. And i won EVERY argument as fetters was a Barnes and Noble employee with zero knowledge of college football. That's what cracks me up. He acts like a football encyclopedia, and he's not. The few things he did learn was poaching my shit. Sound familiar?

    Back then I fucking punished that ignant fuck and didn't get banned. Kim took over and it all went to hell. Do any of you guys go back more than 5 years?

  • Fire_Marshall_BillFire_Marshall_Bill Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 23,971 Founders Club
    Tailgater said:

    The term "Meet me at the 7-11..." always reminds me of GREEN DAY's lyric: "At the center of the earth in the parking lot of the 7-11 where I was taught(shot)" from American Idiot's city of the damned. It always seems to fit.

    I didn't follow much any of that, but thumbs up for knowing who Green Day are

  • ThomasFremontThomasFremont Member Posts: 13,325

    Tequilla said:

    You never win an argument with F3 ...

    You either get put on timeout, your posts moderated, or there's an agree to disagree.

    Fetters wasn't a dawgman employee then. And i won EVERY argument as fetters was a Barnes and Noble employee with zero knowledge of college football. That's what cracks me up. He acts like a football encyclopedia, and he's not. The few things he did learn was poaching my shit. Sound familiar?

    Back then I fucking punished that ignant fuck and didn't get banned. Kim took over and it all went to hell. Do any of you guys go back more than 5 years?

    We are all impressed.

    How do you do it?
  • VegasdawgVegasdawg Member Posts: 370
    Go back five years? I go back eight and can't recall Fetters not being on staff back then.
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 11,453
    Vegasdawg said:

    Go back five years? I go back eight and can't recall Fetters not being on staff back then.

    PLSS has never been known for his factual poasts(hardy har har). In fact 81% of the time he's general off base.
  • puppylove_sugarsteelpuppylove_sugarsteel Member Posts: 9,133

    Tequilla said:

    You never win an argument with F3 ...

    You either get put on timeout, your posts moderated, or there's an agree to disagree.

    Fetters wasn't a dawgman employee then. And i won EVERY argument as fetters was a Barnes and Noble employee with zero knowledge of college football. That's what cracks me up. He acts like a football encyclopedia, and he's not. The few things he did learn was poaching my shit. Sound familiar?

    Back then I fucking punished that ignant fuck and didn't get banned. Kim took over and it all went to hell. Do any of you guys go back more than 5 years?

    We are all impressed.

    How do you do it?
    You're still here, how'd you do it?
  • ThomasFremontThomasFremont Member Posts: 13,325

    Tequilla said:

    You never win an argument with F3 ...

    You either get put on timeout, your posts moderated, or there's an agree to disagree.

    Fetters wasn't a dawgman employee then. And i won EVERY argument as fetters was a Barnes and Noble employee with zero knowledge of college football. That's what cracks me up. He acts like a football encyclopedia, and he's not. The few things he did learn was poaching my shit. Sound familiar?

    Back then I fucking punished that ignant fuck and didn't get banned. Kim took over and it all went to hell. Do any of you guys go back more than 5 years?

    We are all impressed.

    How do you do it?
    You're still here, how'd you do it?
    Huh?
  • TailgaterTailgater Member Posts: 1,389

    Tequilla said:

    You never win an argument with F3 ...

    You either get put on timeout, your posts moderated, or there's an agree to disagree.

    Fetters wasn't a dawgman employee then. And i won EVERY argument as fetters was a Barnes and Noble employee with zero knowledge of college football. That's what cracks me up. He acts like a football encyclopedia, and he's not. The few things he did learn was poaching my shit. Sound familiar?

    Back then I fucking punished that ignant fuck and didn't get banned. Kim took over and it all went to hell. Do any of you guys go back more than 5 years?

    Interesting...... Fetters and Barnes & Noble. Even here in cowboy-sodbuster Boise, B&N's clerks are know-nothing nerds. You might remember that Fetters is the statsman,..... always backing up his football ignorance with statistics. I got tired of pointing out to him that stats are traditionally for losers such as WSU who customarily come out of games on the short end of the only stat that matters, the final score.

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