Tendencies in the opposite sex that were/are deal breakers for you?



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If she say no
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Children
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Look at this elitist who stalks teen bois but is too good to date other children!dnc said:Children
...Oh, did you mean Wants/Has Children? Co-sign.
Car selfies is a good one, although that chick not being able to see over her dashboard seems like a bigger issue.
Cigarettes, too.
And since my life basically revolves around alcohol, especially homemade, I doubt I'd date someone again that never drinks. What a disaster. Uh, why yes, this *IS* my second beer. I'm what? - an alcoholic? Bitch I've got 300 gallons of booze in my basement. If I were an alcoholic I'd be dead years ago. -
My dad had two kids when he married my mom and I always told myself I'd never raise someone else's kids.NoWarningJustDawg said:
Look at this elitist who stalks teen bois but is too good to date other children!dnc said:Children
...Oh, did you mean Wants/Has Children? Co-sign.
Car selfies is a good one, although that chick not being able to see over her dashboard seems like a bigger issue.
Cigarettes, too.
And since my life basically revolves around alcohol, especially homemade, I doubt I'd date someone again that never drinks. What a disaster. Uh, why yes, this *IS* my second beer. I'm what? - an alcoholic? Bitch I've got 300 gallons of booze in my basement. If I were an alcoholic I'd be dead years ago.
As I've gotten older I've realized some (most) of the tension between my siblings and my mom was my mom's fault, but either way they hated each other and I didn't want anything to do with it.
I never went on a single date with a girl with kids until I took my wife out after our firstborn. -
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I wasn't against having them just didn't want to raise someone else's.RaceBannon said:
But that's not as much fun or shocking as the one word response. -
And I cosign whoever said cigarettes. Dated one girl who smoked, that was enough for me.
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I had 2 kids in my first marriage and then got divorced. I stayed away from any women with kids. A lot of my friends thought it hypocritical of me but fuck that, I had my own 2 and I didn't want them thinking I was trying to replace them.dnc said:
My dad had two kids when he married my mom and I always told myself I'd never raise someone else's kids.NoWarningJustDawg said:
Look at this elitist who stalks teen bois but is too good to date other children!dnc said:Children
...Oh, did you mean Wants/Has Children? Co-sign.
Car selfies is a good one, although that chick not being able to see over her dashboard seems like a bigger issue.
Cigarettes, too.
And since my life basically revolves around alcohol, especially homemade, I doubt I'd date someone again that never drinks. What a disaster. Uh, why yes, this *IS* my second beer. I'm what? - an alcoholic? Bitch I've got 300 gallons of booze in my basement. If I were an alcoholic I'd be dead years ago.
As I've gotten older I've realized some (most) of the tension between my siblings and my mom was my mom's fault, but either way they hated each other and I didn't want anything to do with it.
I never went on a single date with a girl with kids until I took my wife out after our firstborn. -
That and kids are fucking expensive.
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Small breasts
Short hair. -
I raised someone else'sdnc said:
I wasn't against having them just didn't want to raise someone else's.RaceBannon said:
But that's not as much fun or shocking as the one word response.
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You're not wrongGrundleStiltzkin said:Small breasts
Short hair. -
Nasal voice and ending every sentence on the up like you're asking a question. There's a hot fitness trainer at the westside gym who is awesome until she starts talking and then I just want to tear my ears off
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Short hair is good. Small boobs not good.GrundleStiltzkin said:Small breasts
Short hair. -
If we are going to start bashing spinners I am FUCKING OUT!NoWarningJustDawg said:
Look at this elitist who stalks teen bois but is too good to date other children!dnc said:Children
...Oh, did you mean Wants/Has Children? Co-sign.
Car selfies is a good one, although that chick not being able to see over her dashboard seems like a bigger issue.
Cigarettes, too.
And since my life basically revolves around alcohol, especially homemade, I doubt I'd date someone again that never drinks. What a disaster. Uh, why yes, this *IS* my second beer. I'm what? - an alcoholic? Bitch I've got 300 gallons of booze in my basement. If I were an alcoholic I'd be dead years ago. -
Preferring small tits really limits your Hardcore Husky dating prospects that much? I haven't been to one of the meat-ups so I'm asking.CFetters_Nacho_Lover said:
Short hair is good. Small boobs not good.GrundleStiltzkin said:Small breasts
Short hair. -
I am of Rubenesque proportions.NoWarningJustDawg said:
Preferring small tits really limits your Hardcore Husky dating prospects that much? I haven't been to one of the meat-ups so I'm asking.CFetters_Nacho_Lover said:
Short hair is good. Small boobs not good.GrundleStiltzkin said:Small breasts
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Overweight- If you can't take care of yourself, what other things are you neglecting.
Smoker- Social smoking sure. But if you are willing to smoke alone, pass.
Doesn't drink- I like the occasional drink, and if you don't drink, then I probably wouldn't be able to drink.
Been divorced more than once- Everybody makes mistakes, but when it happens twice, that's a pattern. Either you're the asshole, or you lack intuition.
Lack of a social life- This is more about being with someone that has a life outside of you. If you date a person with little to no social life, more than likely, you're dating a clinger.
Excessive snorting when laughing- I know this is mean, but it does make for uncomfortable social gatherings.
Loves Gossip- I don't have time for this shit
Doesn't like Die Hard- Bash Die Hard and I'm Fucking Out!
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Dealbreakers:
Anger issues/mouthy
Gold Digger
Rape or other sex issues from childhood carried over
Overweight
Short Hair
Smoker
Can't keep secrets -
Religious*
I don’t care how hot she is, how much money she has, how amazing in bed she is, I’m not converting to a cult.
*includes veganism, or any other lifestyle choice that dominates every aspect and waking minute of your life. -
I;d date a Muslim woman. She'd expect to get slapped around if she misbehavesThomasFremont said:Religious*
I don’t care how hot she is, how much money she has, how amazing in bed she is, I’m not converting to a cult.
*includes veganism, or any other lifestyle choice that dominates every aspect and waking minute of your life. -
Car selfies is such a great selection process tool. Weeds out boring, duds + people with low confidence.NoWarningJustDawg said:
Look at this elitist who stalks teen bois but is too good to date other children!dnc said:Children
...Oh, did you mean Wants/Has Children? Co-sign.
Car selfies is a good one, although that chick not being able to see over her dashboard seems like a bigger issue.
Cigarettes, too.
And since my life basically revolves around alcohol, especially homemade, I doubt I'd date someone again that never drinks. What a disaster. Uh, why yes, this *IS* my second beer. I'm what? - an alcoholic? Bitch I've got 300 gallons of booze in my basement. If I were an alcoholic I'd be dead years ago. -
I once signed up on both J-Date and Shia Singles.RaceBannon said:
I;d date a Muslim woman. She'd expect to get slapped around if she misbehavesThomasFremont said:Religious*
I don’t care how hot she is, how much money she has, how amazing in bed she is, I’m not converting to a cult.
*includes veganism, or any other lifestyle choice that dominates every aspect and waking minute of your life. -
Short hair definitely easier to remedy than small boobs. However, the nutty attitude that oft comes along with the short hair, that you're stuck with.CFetters_Nacho_Lover said:
Short hair is good. Small boobs not good.GrundleStiltzkin said:Small breasts
Short hair.
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Fair poont. Mrs Nacho has long hair when we met but has recently cut it off and is channeling her inner lesbian with short hair and a t-shirt with a rainbow on it today.GrundleStiltzkin said:
Short hair definitely easier to remedy than small boobs. However, the nutty attitude that oft comes along with the short hair, that you're stuck with.CFetters_Nacho_Lover said:
Short hair is good. Small boobs not good.GrundleStiltzkin said:Small breasts
Short hair. -
Bad breath.
Short.
Short hair.
Un-fit.
Obnoxious.
Poor.
There are other characteristics that would be deal breakers if they aren't made up for in other ways, but these are hard no's.
When I was young I thought I wanted kids. The older I got the less interested in having kids I became, while still interested in some of what kids bring.
I was never into a woman with kids unless she was smoking hot, and I'd hit/quit. Maybe even a few times if she shut up and I never saw or heard them. My wife is the only woman I dated who had kids. I'm raising 2 kids that aren't mine and it's ideal. Half of their expenses are paid from outside our home and I get to pick and choose where I participate in their lives. The tricky part are the legalities in regards to how hard and frequently I am allowed to beat them. -
Basically the whole institution of marriage came about in humans because of step dads beating their step kids.minion_doog said:Bad breath.
Short.
Short hair.
Un-fit.
Obnoxious.
Poor.
There are other characteristics that would be deal breakers if they aren't made up for in other ways, but these are hard no's.
When I was young I thought I wanted kids. The older I got the less interested in having kids I became, while still interested in some of what kids bring.
I was never into a woman with kids unless she was smoking hot, and I'd hit/quit. Maybe even a few times if she shut up and I never saw or heard them. My wife is the only woman I dated who had kids. I'm raising 2 kids that aren't mine and it's ideal. Half of their expenses are paid from outside our home and I get to pick and choose where I participate in their lives. The tricky part are the legalities in regards to how hard and frequently I am allowed to beat them. -
Everything on this list is how I sought out women without self esteem. Except hating Die Hard. Bitch hates Die Hard she can fuck right off.greenblood said:Overweight- If you can't take care of yourself, what other things are you neglecting.
Smoker- Social smoking sure. But if you are willing to smoke alone, pass.
Doesn't drink- I like the occasional drink, and if you don't drink, then I probably wouldn't be able to drink.
Been divorced more than once- Everybody makes mistakes, but when it happens twice, that's a pattern. Either you're the asshole, or you lack intuition.
Lack of a social life- This is more about being with someone that has a life outside of you. If you date a person with little to no social life, more than likely, you're dating a clinger.
Excessive snorting when laughing- I know this is mean, but it does make for uncomfortable social gatherings.
Loves Gossip- I don't have time for this shit
Doesn't like Die Hard- Bash Die Hard and I'm Fucking Out! -
Hairy nipples.
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