Signs of an immaculately conditioned team

Oregon 196
Auburn 171
Second half:
Oregon 136
Auburn 212

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Can't expect a strength coach to have the team conditioned in year 2. Needs to get his guys in there
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TV ARMS TV ARMS!!! FILL THE SLEEVES!!!!
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True story:
In the 3rd quarter they made a sideline report about how Oregon was getting oxygen after the last drive by Auburn. I turned to my wife and said....
"Oh they fucked. If they need oxygen, they'll get run over the end of this game".
Turned out, I was right. -
Seems that Feld is winning his season opener against the SEC.
While Socha lost his.
Oregon is only in year 2 of #FlexFriday.
What year was UW's SC when they lost to the SEC?
Chinteresting.
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There were multiple comments in the game thread too. How are you gassed in the 3rd quarter of your season opener? That's embarrassing. Did Thibodeaux even play?DoogCourics said:True story:
In the 3rd quarter they made a sideline report about how Oregon was getting oxygen after the last drive by Auburn. I turned to my wife and said....
"Oh they fucked. If they need oxygen, they'll get run over the end of this game".
Turned out, I was right. -
Did seem odd that Oregon’s defense was so gassed at the end. Almost like some drugs wore off.
That moustache dipshit clearly is all hat and no cattle. Fuck, even coaching the kids soccer team, the first thing you do is run them into condition so no one can out athlete them.
Dipshit moustache fucker.
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He had a few legacy momentsjhfstyle24 said:
There were multiple comments in the game thread too. How are you gassed in the 3rd quarter of your season opener? That's embarrassing. Did Thibodeaux even play?DoogCourics said:True story:
In the 3rd quarter they made a sideline report about how Oregon was getting oxygen after the last drive by Auburn. I turned to my wife and said....
"Oh they fucked. If they need oxygen, they'll get run over the end of this game".
Turned out, I was right.
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When I quit football sophomore year I told him our soccer practices were way tuffer (I have some good memories of running 30th st hill 3 times in under 25 min then doing the entire waterfront run for the next hour...or windsprint marathon days). We made state every year in futbol, all the football coach’s good players transferred and he got fired. Csb?StlouisDawg said:Did seem odd that Oregon’s defense was so gassed at the end. Almost like some drugs wore off.
That moustache dipshit clearly is all hat and no cattle. Fuck, even coaching the kids soccer team, the first thing you do is run them into condition so no one can out athlete them.
Dipshit moustache fucker. -
The "we don't let freshmen talk to the media" policy is a thing for a reason. I love that Oregon is too dumb to adhere to it.dnc said:
He had a few legacy momentsjhfstyle24 said:
There were multiple comments in the game thread too. How are you gassed in the 3rd quarter of your season opener? That's embarrassing. Did Thibodeaux even play?DoogCourics said:True story:
In the 3rd quarter they made a sideline report about how Oregon was getting oxygen after the last drive by Auburn. I turned to my wife and said....
"Oh they fucked. If they need oxygen, they'll get run over the end of this game".
Turned out, I was right. -
You go to Stadium, J? You guys were bad.PurpleJ said:
When I quit football sophomore year I told him our soccer practices were way tuffer (I have some good memories of running 30th st hill 3 times in under 25 min then doing the entire waterfront run for the next hour...or windsprint marathon days). We made state every year in futbol, all the football coach’s good players transferred and he got fired. Csb?StlouisDawg said:Did seem odd that Oregon’s defense was so gassed at the end. Almost like some drugs wore off.
That moustache dipshit clearly is all hat and no cattle. Fuck, even coaching the kids soccer team, the first thing you do is run them into condition so no one can out athlete them.
Dipshit moustache fucker. -
Plus they're still using training facilities built during the Kelly/Helfrich era. I don't see how anyone can get a good workout in those pieces of shit.Pitchfork51 said:Can't expect a strength coach to have the team conditioned in year 2. Needs to get his guys in there
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Finally guessed it, eh there Bellarbitch?RoadDawg55 said:
You go to Stadium, J? You guys were bad.PurpleJ said:
When I quit football sophomore year I told him our soccer practices were way tuffer (I have some good memories of running 30th st hill 3 times in under 25 min then doing the entire waterfront run for the next hour...or windsprint marathon days). We made state every year in futbol, all the football coach’s good players transferred and he got fired. Csb?StlouisDawg said:Did seem odd that Oregon’s defense was so gassed at the end. Almost like some drugs wore off.
That moustache dipshit clearly is all hat and no cattle. Fuck, even coaching the kids soccer team, the first thing you do is run them into condition so no one can out athlete them.
Dipshit moustache fucker.
The problem with Stadium is anyone good transfers because we hire pussies to coach. The gangbagers don’t even want to play in the first place. Our freshman team had a couple D-1 guys and we had a winning record, then they all left. I heard they were decent a few years ago, but that coach got a college gig.
Soccer team was always good, but should have won more titles. I think our team had 13 scholarship players one year when I was there. Our coach was a former goalie (read this as retard), and you guys had Joey Fuckin Waters. Enough said on that. Joey won national titles, we had a single state win.
Baseball team took second in state my senior year. All those dudes were coke and oxy addicts like most of the soccer team. We got along well. Basketball sucked dick but my dude dunked on Gaddy when we beat you guys senior year. Took second in swimming one year but who the fuck cares. -
My mom went to Stadium
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Stadium in Olympia, right?RaceBannon said:My mom went to Stadium
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stadium_at_Olympia
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Right? How you can you expect to run cardio without a 15k training machineFenderbender123 said:
Plus they're still using training facilities built during the Kelly/Helfrich era. I don't see how anyone can get a good workout in those pieces of shit.Pitchfork51 said:Can't expect a strength coach to have the team conditioned in year 2. Needs to get his guys in there
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We set a guiness world record for largest high school reunion for the centennial in 2007.
Also....this.https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=OQ8R__kBJPI
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Put some bricks in a backpack and go run hills until you puke. Then drink the puke so you don’t waste valuable nutrients and go run some more. Bitch.Pitchfork51 said:
Right? How you can you expect to run cardio without a 15k training machineFenderbender123 said:
Plus they're still using training facilities built during the Kelly/Helfrich era. I don't see how anyone can get a good workout in those pieces of shit.Pitchfork51 said:Can't expect a strength coach to have the team conditioned in year 2. Needs to get his guys in there
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Or just run with a tire
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Or commit armed robbery!
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My mom wentPurpleJ said:We set a guiness world record for largest high school reunion for the centennial in 2007.
Also....this.https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=OQ8R__kBJPI
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Altitude got them.DoogCourics said:True story:
In the 3rd quarter they made a sideline report about how Oregon was getting oxygen after the last drive by Auburn. I turned to my wife and said....
"Oh they fucked. If they need oxygen, they'll get run over the end of this game".
Turned out, I was right. -
Go gargle Feld's balls.dnc said:Seems that Feld is winning his season opener against the SEC.
While Socha lost his.
Oregon is only in year 2 of #FlexFriday.
What year was UW's SC when they lost to the SEC?
Chinteresting. -
So technically I have partied with your mom. Btw I put GUINNESS WORLD RECORD HOLDER on all my résumés since then. People fuckin respect me.RaceBannon said:
My mom wentPurpleJ said:We set a guiness world record for largest high school reunion for the centennial in 2007.
Also....this.https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=OQ8R__kBJPI
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YKWRaceBannon said:My mom went to Stadium
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Back in the yester, Stadium was Home to TUFF not liberal loggers from Morton who were sent there because their school burned down. This was in the early 1900s. Since then it has went the way of ball garglers — obviously.PurpleJ said:
Finally guessed it, eh there Bellarbitch?RoadDawg55 said:
You go to Stadium, J? You guys were bad.PurpleJ said:
When I quit football sophomore year I told him our soccer practices were way tuffer (I have some good memories of running 30th st hill 3 times in under 25 min then doing the entire waterfront run for the next hour...or windsprint marathon days). We made state every year in futbol, all the football coach’s good players transferred and he got fired. Csb?StlouisDawg said:Did seem odd that Oregon’s defense was so gassed at the end. Almost like some drugs wore off.
That moustache dipshit clearly is all hat and no cattle. Fuck, even coaching the kids soccer team, the first thing you do is run them into condition so no one can out athlete them.
Dipshit moustache fucker.
The problem with Stadium is anyone good transfers because we hire pussies to coach. The gangbagers don’t even want to play in the first place. Our freshman team had a couple D-1 guys and we had a winning record, then they all left. I heard they were decent a few years ago, but that coach got a college gig.
Soccer team was always good, but should have won more titles. I think our team had 13 scholarship players one year when I was there. Our coach was a former goalie (read this as retard), and you guys had Joey Fuckin Waters. Enough said on that. Joey won national titles, we had a single state win.
Baseball team took second in state my senior year. All those dudes were coke and oxy addicts like most of the soccer team. We got along well. Basketball sucked dick but my dude dunked on Gaddy when we beat you guys senior year. Took second in swimming one year but who the fuck cares.