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Signs of an immaculately conditioned team

Total yardage by team in first half:

Oregon 196
Auburn 171

Second half:

Oregon 136
Auburn 212


Comments

  • jhfstyle24
    jhfstyle24 Member Posts: 3,255

    True story:

    In the 3rd quarter they made a sideline report about how Oregon was getting oxygen after the last drive by Auburn. I turned to my wife and said....

    "Oh they fucked. If they need oxygen, they'll get run over the end of this game".

    Turned out, I was right.

    There were multiple comments in the game thread too. How are you gassed in the 3rd quarter of your season opener? That's embarrassing. Did Thibodeaux even play?
  • PurpleJ
    PurpleJ Member Posts: 37,643 Founders Club

    Did seem odd that Oregon’s defense was so gassed at the end. Almost like some drugs wore off.

    That moustache dipshit clearly is all hat and no cattle. Fuck, even coaching the kids soccer team, the first thing you do is run them into condition so no one can out athlete them.

    Dipshit moustache fucker.

    When I quit football sophomore year I told him our soccer practices were way tuffer (I have some good memories of running 30th st hill 3 times in under 25 min then doing the entire waterfront run for the next hour...or windsprint marathon days). We made state every year in futbol, all the football coach’s good players transferred and he got fired. Csb?
  • RaceBannon
    RaceBannon Member, Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 113,883 Founders Club
    My mom went to Stadium
  • Pitchfork51
    Pitchfork51 Member Posts: 27,662

    Can't expect a strength coach to have the team conditioned in year 2. Needs to get his guys in there

    Plus they're still using training facilities built during the Kelly/Helfrich era. I don't see how anyone can get a good workout in those pieces of shit.
    Right? How you can you expect to run cardio without a 15k training machine

  • PurpleJ
    PurpleJ Member Posts: 37,643 Founders Club
    We set a guiness world record for largest high school reunion for the centennial in 2007.

    Also....this.

    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=OQ8R__kBJPI
  • PurpleJ
    PurpleJ Member Posts: 37,643 Founders Club
    edited September 2019

    Can't expect a strength coach to have the team conditioned in year 2. Needs to get his guys in there

    Plus they're still using training facilities built during the Kelly/Helfrich era. I don't see how anyone can get a good workout in those pieces of shit.
    Right? How you can you expect to run cardio without a 15k training machine

    Put some bricks in a backpack and go run hills until you puke. Then drink the puke so you don’t waste valuable nutrients and go run some more. Bitch.
  • Pitchfork51
    Pitchfork51 Member Posts: 27,662
    Or just run with a tire
  • PurpleJ
    PurpleJ Member Posts: 37,643 Founders Club
    Or commit armed robbery!
  • RaceBannon
    RaceBannon Member, Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 113,883 Founders Club
    PurpleJ said:

    We set a guiness world record for largest high school reunion for the centennial in 2007.

    Also....this.

    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=OQ8R__kBJPI

    My mom went
  • LevelPar
    LevelPar Member Posts: 447
    dnc said:

    Seems that Feld is winning his season opener against the SEC.

    While Socha lost his.

    Oregon is only in year 2 of #FlexFriday.

    What year was UW's SC when they lost to the SEC?

    Chinteresting.

    Go gargle Feld's balls.
  • PurpleJ
    PurpleJ Member Posts: 37,643 Founders Club

    PurpleJ said:

    We set a guiness world record for largest high school reunion for the centennial in 2007.

    Also....this.

    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=OQ8R__kBJPI

    My mom went
    So technically I have partied with your mom. Btw I put GUINNESS WORLD RECORD HOLDER on all my résumés since then. People fuckin respect me.
  • BennyBeaver
    BennyBeaver Member Posts: 13,346

    My mom went to Stadium

    YKW
  • SweatpantsGeneral
    SweatpantsGeneral Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 2,154 Founders Club
    edited September 2019
    PurpleJ said:

    PurpleJ said:

    Did seem odd that Oregon’s defense was so gassed at the end. Almost like some drugs wore off.

    That moustache dipshit clearly is all hat and no cattle. Fuck, even coaching the kids soccer team, the first thing you do is run them into condition so no one can out athlete them.

    Dipshit moustache fucker.

    When I quit football sophomore year I told him our soccer practices were way tuffer (I have some good memories of running 30th st hill 3 times in under 25 min then doing the entire waterfront run for the next hour...or windsprint marathon days). We made state every year in futbol, all the football coach’s good players transferred and he got fired. Csb?
    You go to Stadium, J? You guys were bad.
    Finally guessed it, eh there Bellarbitch?

    The problem with Stadium is anyone good transfers because we hire pussies to coach. The gangbagers don’t even want to play in the first place. Our freshman team had a couple D-1 guys and we had a winning record, then they all left. I heard they were decent a few years ago, but that coach got a college gig.

    Soccer team was always good, but should have won more titles. I think our team had 13 scholarship players one year when I was there. Our coach was a former goalie (read this as retard), and you guys had Joey Fuckin Waters. Enough said on that. Joey won national titles, we had a single state win.

    Baseball team took second in state my senior year. All those dudes were coke and oxy addicts like most of the soccer team. We got along well. Basketball sucked dick but my dude dunked on Gaddy when we beat you guys senior year. Took second in swimming one year but who the fuck cares.
    Back in the yester, Stadium was Home to TUFF not liberal loggers from Morton who were sent there because their school burned down. This was in the early 1900s. Since then it has went the way of ball garglers — obviously.