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  • creepycoug
    creepycoug Member Posts: 24,380

    Don't buy Chinese products next time.

    I bought American service from an American company. 5 dipshit Americans couldn't do anything but run me on a hamster wheel. The Indian guy saved the day.

    Think on it for a bit.
    Apple is more of a Chinese company than an American company. They love the Chicoms and they make their cheap trash over there. The 1k Apple phone is worth less than $200 USD. Cheap Chinese junk sold at a premium to the dumb American consumer.
    Uh, my Hispanic friends understood this the first time I explained it; what's you problem?

    Apple is an American company. The problem was with the security system. A service. The phone works just fine and always has. It was the people on the phone, who were English speaking Americans - the people you want to shield from competition - who couldn't think their way out of a wet paper bag.

    I don't have any more time to explain this to you: I'm off to go breed more Hispanics to populate your fine clean country.
    Apple is an American company in name only. In reality its a Chicom company. It makes the lion's share of its merchandise in China. And it's no friend to freedom, liberty and the American way. Screw Apple and screw you.
    I'm sorry you're upset that we needed the oversees call center team to provide good service. We gave the people you valued more than a fair shot. The foreigner was the winner; your team lost. Fair is fair. Protectionism is the Justin Herbert of economic policies. Loser.

    Now go fuck off because I need to get to the pharmacy for a pregnancy test. The breeding program continues.

    #jugdishisbetterthanchad
  • Pitchfork51
    Pitchfork51 Member Posts: 27,691
    edited August 2019
    Honestly none of apples shittiness is surprising. Jobs died, accountants took over, realized that their fanatic customer base wouldnt give a shit if they get fucked over, and began inserting the plunger.

    Only problem is that it's a company solely propped up on the iphone, and oops... people stopped buying high end phones every year and will continue to do so less and less.
    The moment kim kardashian or whoever tells teenage girls that iphones arent cool anymore its over.


    Fucking microsoft jammed a full linux kernel in the new windows version just to punk apple and take developers away. What has apple done lately besides make a shitty keyboard?

    Come to think of it google sucks too. G Suite is a piece of shit and gmail hasnt advanced in years.

    J?
  • PurpleJ
    PurpleJ Member Posts: 37,778
    Actually it was marketing guys that took over. They soldered the memory into their laptops so you can’t upgrade them now and have a limited shelf life. They let you use your face and fingerprints to sign in do they can appease @NSA_Dawg (who is a regular visitor to the tech companies).

    So uhhhh.....animated emojis? Fuck. Steve Jobs is rolling in his alleged graves sipping martinis in Mexico.
  • Pitchfork51
    Pitchfork51 Member Posts: 27,691
    edited August 2019
    And I thought macos was supposed to be so great?

    It's an absolute piece of shit in an office setting. Helping these morons from a company we just bought get programs working, hooking up to the printer, etc is a disaster.
    If someone besides one of my owners asked for a macbook I'd light them on fire.

    The only people who should be using apple products are teenage girls and old people who are invested in the ecosystem and too tech retarded to learn anything new.

    Maybe @Ballz
  • Pitchfork51
    Pitchfork51 Member Posts: 27,691

    PurpleJ said:

    Actually it was marketing guys that took over. They soldered the memory into their laptops so you can’t upgrade them now and have a limited shelf life. They let you use your face and fingerprints to sign in do they can appease @NSA_Dawg (who is a regular visitor to the tech companies).

    So uhhhh.....animated emojis? Fuck. Steve Jobs is rolling in his alleged graves sipping martinis in Mexico.

    I remember buying my Hispanic kid her laptop before venturing off to college where she's taking up a spot OBK's niece wanted but didn't get.

    The American white kid explains the soldering poont to me and I'm like, " I don't know shit about tech but that seems like a bad idea."

    He's trying to sell me a $3400 laptop so he doubles down like a Tug poster. Tells me it's always been that way. Fortunately one of my other Hispanic kids is with me, whose laptop I'd purchased a mere three years earlier for her sojourn to an elite eastern college that rejected OBK's nephew for probably the same spot. She poonted out to the American Patriot that her laptop's memory chip is not soldered and in fact she had it with her because our next order of business was to have them upgrade the memory. It's moments like this that inspire me to breed like a Mormon.

    #inyourfacewhiteboy

    #arriba-arriba-arriba
    Dont forget its an extra 300 bucks for more ram!!!
  • PurpleJ
    PurpleJ Member Posts: 37,778
    I would have said “bless your heart” then walked away.
  • creepycoug
    creepycoug Member Posts: 24,380
    PurpleJ said:

    I would have said “bless your heart” then walked away.

    I don't that have skill J. You know this.
  • FireCohen
    FireCohen Member Posts: 21,823

    PurpleJ said:

    Actually it was marketing guys that took over. They soldered the memory into their laptops so you can’t upgrade them now and have a limited shelf life. They let you use your face and fingerprints to sign in do they can appease @NSA_Dawg (who is a regular visitor to the tech companies).

    So uhhhh.....animated emojis? Fuck. Steve Jobs is rolling in his alleged graves sipping martinis in Mexico.

    I remember buying my Hispanic kid her laptop before venturing off to college where she's taking up a spot OBK's niece wanted but didn't get.

    The American white kid explains the soldering poont to me and I'm like, " I don't know shit about tech but that seems like a bad idea."

    He's trying to sell me a $3400 laptop so he doubles down like a Tug poster. Tells me it's always been that way. Fortunately one of my other Hispanic kids is with me, whose laptop I'd purchased a mere three years earlier for her sojourn to an elite eastern college that rejected OBK's nephew for probably the same spot. She poonted out to the American Patriot that her laptop's memory chip is not soldered and in fact she had it with her because our next order of business was to have them upgrade the memory. It's moments like this that inspire me to breed like a Mormon.

    #inyourfacewhiteboy

    #arriba-arriba-arriba
    pretty sure mexicans fuck more than mormons
  • Pitchfork51
    Pitchfork51 Member Posts: 27,691
    FirePete said:

    PurpleJ said:

    Actually it was marketing guys that took over. They soldered the memory into their laptops so you can’t upgrade them now and have a limited shelf life. They let you use your face and fingerprints to sign in do they can appease @NSA_Dawg (who is a regular visitor to the tech companies).

    So uhhhh.....animated emojis? Fuck. Steve Jobs is rolling in his alleged graves sipping martinis in Mexico.

    I remember buying my Hispanic kid her laptop before venturing off to college where she's taking up a spot OBK's niece wanted but didn't get.

    The American white kid explains the soldering poont to me and I'm like, " I don't know shit about tech but that seems like a bad idea."

    He's trying to sell me a $3400 laptop so he doubles down like a Tug poster. Tells me it's always been that way. Fortunately one of my other Hispanic kids is with me, whose laptop I'd purchased a mere three years earlier for her sojourn to an elite eastern college that rejected OBK's nephew for probably the same spot. She poonted out to the American Patriot that her laptop's memory chip is not soldered and in fact she had it with her because our next order of business was to have them upgrade the memory. It's moments like this that inspire me to breed like a Mormon.

    #inyourfacewhiteboy

    #arriba-arriba-arriba
    pretty sure mexicans fuck more than mormons
    What is u smokin