My Weekly Contribution to the Board
And for all that is wholesome and good in this world, don't find yourself in that situation while your Mac is not signed into iCloud. Because guess why? You need the password. The one you don't have and are trying to recover. You need your fucking password to change your fucking password.
Let's just say that I'm exploring the outer reaches of a circular logic universe with the good folks at Apple.
1.5 months fucking around with this. H - O - L - Y Fuck.
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This is why the Throbber always uses "JennStergers2FakeTits*" as a password.
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Try “soypendejo69”
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creepycoug said:
Don't lose you Apple ID password, guess too many times, and go into account recovery. Don't. Do. It.
And for all that is wholesome and good in this world, don't find yourself in that situation while your Mac is not signed into iCloud. Because guess why? You need the password. The one you don't have and are trying to recover. You need your fucking password to change your fucking password.
Let's just say that I'm exploring the outer reaches of a circular logic universe with the good folks at Apple.
1.5 months fucking around with this. H - O - L - Y Fuck./cdn0.vox-cdn.com/uploads/chorus_asset/file/3570410/ItsNotYourFault.0.gif)
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So today one of the support guys calls me at 9:00 am, because I fucking gave up last night to avoid completely losing my shit.
The guy calls, and despite a case number, we start in on the same five fucking moves I've done 50 other fucking times with 50 other fucking Apple jockeys. So I says to him, I says, "Hey man, not your fault (hi @BennyBeaver ) , but I'm still waking up and am just not in the mood for this. I've been on that ferris wheel a few too many times and just can't do it right now. Let's schedule another call for me."
He's calm and says, "Sure, no problem, but before I let you go, ...." Tequilla story made short, the guy asks if my wife's iPHone is on the account, etc. Oh, fuck me!! Turns out, that's a trusted device. We use one of the five moves I've done 50 mother fucking times, only this time we use her phone, and BOOM! Facts! @Ballz! It fucking works. Countless hours (seriously ... hours) and this fucker gets me out of Apple jail in less than 2 minutes.
Just like in real life: it's all about running into the right guy. Pretty much nothing else matters. -
@RuffaloSoldiercreepycoug said:So today one of the support guys calls me at 9:00 am, because I fucking gave up last night to avoid completely losing my shit.
The guy calls, and despite a case number, we start in on the same five fucking moves I've done 50 other fucking times with 50 other fucking Apple jockeys. So I says to him, I says, "Hey man, not your fault (hi @BennyBeaver ) , but I'm still waking up and am just not in the mood for this. I've been on that ferris wheel a few too many times and just can't do it right now. Let's schedule another call for me."
He's calm and says, "Sure, no problem, but before I let you go, ...." Tequilla story made short, the guy asks if my wife's iPHone is on the account, etc. Oh, fuck me!! Turns out, that's a trusted device. We use one of the five moves I've done 50 mother fucking times, only this time we use her phone, and BOOM! Facts! @Ballz! It fucking works. Countless hours (seriously ... hours) and this fucker gets me out of Apple jail in less than 2 minutes.
Just like in real life: it's all about running into the right guy. Pretty much nothing else matters. -
Holy shit, that's fucking family IT 101 shit. It IS your fault for not fucking thinking about other trusted devices.creepycoug said:So today one of the support guys calls me at 9:00 am, because I fucking gave up last night to avoid completely losing my shit.
The guy calls, and despite a case number, we start in on the same five fucking moves I've done 50 other fucking times with 50 other fucking Apple jockeys. So I says to him, I says, "Hey man, not your fault (hi @BennyBeaver ) , but I'm still waking up and am just not in the mood for this. I've been on that ferris wheel a few too many times and just can't do it right now. Let's schedule another call for me."
He's calm and says, "Sure, no problem, but before I let you go, ...." Tequilla story made short, the guy asks if my wife's iPHone is on the account, etc. Oh, fuck me!! Turns out, that's a trusted device. We use one of the five moves I've done 50 mother fucking times, only this time we use her phone, and BOOM! Facts! @Ballz! It fucking works. Countless hours (seriously ... hours) and this fucker gets me out of Apple jail in less than 2 minutes.
Just like in real life: it's all about running into the right guy. Pretty much nothing else matters.
Good day sir.
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By far the most annoying thing about apple is when something goes wrong with their piece of shit ecosystem or products, they convince you it's your fault.
And people go along with it.
"Yeah you're right, maybe Im the idiot. You guys are never at fault"
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Don't buy Chinese products next time.
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I don’t want to but stuff with Chinesium any moar. But where else do they make smart phones?oregonblitzkrieg said:Don't buy Chinese products next time.
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Fuck icloud, and if Apple keeps going the same direction with Tim Cuck fuck them too. Laptop and OS quality is going way downhill and for all the attention they give their phones they still are behind android.
I hope you don’t store anything important on da cloud.
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I bought American service from an American company. 5 dipshit Americans couldn't do anything but run me on a hamster wheel. The Indian guy saved the day.oregonblitzkrieg said:Don't buy Chinese products next time.
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Says the Pac-12 fan.oregonblitzkrieg said:Don't buy Chinese products next time.
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And then they tell you to take to their store and have a GENIUS look at it. No fuck that pimple dicked nerd. I’ll look up some shit on youtube and fix it myself just to spite you.Pitchfork51 said:By far the most annoying thing about apple is when something goes wrong with their piece of shit ecosystem or products, they convince you it's your fault.
And people go along with it.
"Yeah you're right, maybe Im the idiot. You guys are never at fault"
Any other brand and otherwise reasonable people would be like no fuck you!!!! -
Apple is more of a Chinese company than an American company. They love the Chicoms and they make their cheap trash over there. The 1k Apple phone is worth less than $200 USD. Cheap Chinese junk sold at a premium to the dumb American consumer.creepycoug said:
I bought American service from an American company. 5 dipshit Americans couldn't do anything but run me on a hamster wheel. The Indian guy saved the day.oregonblitzkrieg said:Don't buy Chinese products next time.
Think on it for a bit. -
Uh, my Hispanic friends understood this the first time I explained it; what's you problem?oregonblitzkrieg said:
Apple is more of a Chinese company than an American company. They love the Chicoms and they make their cheap trash over there. The 1k Apple phone is worth less than $200 USD. Cheap Chinese junk sold at a premium to the dumb American consumer.creepycoug said:
I bought American service from an American company. 5 dipshit Americans couldn't do anything but run me on a hamster wheel. The Indian guy saved the day.oregonblitzkrieg said:Don't buy Chinese products next time.
Think on it for a bit.
Apple is an American company. The problem was with the security system. A service. The phone works just fine and always has. It was the people on the phone, who were English speaking Americans - the people you want to shield from competition - who couldn't think their way out of a wet paper bag.
I don't have any more time to explain this to you: I'm off to go breed more Hispanics to populate your fine clean country. -
Apple is an American company in name only. In reality its a Chicom company. It makes the lion's share of its merchandise in China. And it's no friend to freedom, liberty and the American way. Screw Apple and screw you.creepycoug said:
Uh, my Hispanic friends understood this the first time I explained it; what's you problem?oregonblitzkrieg said:
Apple is more of a Chinese company than an American company. They love the Chicoms and they make their cheap trash over there. The 1k Apple phone is worth less than $200 USD. Cheap Chinese junk sold at a premium to the dumb American consumer.creepycoug said:
I bought American service from an American company. 5 dipshit Americans couldn't do anything but run me on a hamster wheel. The Indian guy saved the day.oregonblitzkrieg said:Don't buy Chinese products next time.
Think on it for a bit.
Apple is an American company. The problem was with the security system. A service. The phone works just fine and always has. It was the people on the phone, who were English speaking Americans - the people you want to shield from competition - who couldn't think their way out of a wet paper bag.
I don't have any more time to explain this to you: I'm off to go breed more Hispanics to populate your fine clean country. -
Why do you hate exploiting brown people? Why do you hate AMERICA dammit?!oregonblitzkrieg said:
Apple is more of a Chinese company than an American company. They love the Chicoms and they make their cheap trash over there. The 1k Apple phone is worth less than $200 USD. Cheap Chinese junk sold at a premium to the dumb American consumer.creepycoug said:
I bought American service from an American company. 5 dipshit Americans couldn't do anything but run me on a hamster wheel. The Indian guy saved the day.oregonblitzkrieg said:Don't buy Chinese products next time.
Think on it for a bit. -
Knock it off you assholes or I will use my mod powers to cast this thread down with the sodomites in the Tug.
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I thought Apple was an Irish company.
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I'm sorry you're upset that we needed the oversees call center team to provide good service. We gave the people you valued more than a fair shot. The foreigner was the winner; your team lost. Fair is fair. Protectionism is the Justin Herbert of economic policies. Loser.oregonblitzkrieg said:
Apple is an American company in name only. In reality its a Chicom company. It makes the lion's share of its merchandise in China. And it's no friend to freedom, liberty and the American way. Screw Apple and screw you.creepycoug said:
Uh, my Hispanic friends understood this the first time I explained it; what's you problem?oregonblitzkrieg said:
Apple is more of a Chinese company than an American company. They love the Chicoms and they make their cheap trash over there. The 1k Apple phone is worth less than $200 USD. Cheap Chinese junk sold at a premium to the dumb American consumer.creepycoug said:
I bought American service from an American company. 5 dipshit Americans couldn't do anything but run me on a hamster wheel. The Indian guy saved the day.oregonblitzkrieg said:Don't buy Chinese products next time.
Think on it for a bit.
Apple is an American company. The problem was with the security system. A service. The phone works just fine and always has. It was the people on the phone, who were English speaking Americans - the people you want to shield from competition - who couldn't think their way out of a wet paper bag.
I don't have any more time to explain this to you: I'm off to go breed more Hispanics to populate your fine clean country.
Now go fuck off because I need to get to the pharmacy for a pregnancy test. The breeding program continues.
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Honestly none of apples shittiness is surprising. Jobs died, accountants took over, realized that their fanatic customer base wouldnt give a shit if they get fucked over, and began inserting the plunger.
Only problem is that it's a company solely propped up on the iphone, and oops... people stopped buying high end phones every year and will continue to do so less and less.
The moment kim kardashian or whoever tells teenage girls that iphones arent cool anymore its over.
Fucking microsoft jammed a full linux kernel in the new windows version just to punk apple and take developers away. What has apple done lately besides make a shitty keyboard?
Come to think of it google sucks too. G Suite is a piece of shit and gmail hasnt advanced in years.
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Actually it was marketing guys that took over. They soldered the memory into their laptops so you can’t upgrade them now and have a limited shelf life. They let you use your face and fingerprints to sign in do they can appease @NSA_Dawg (who is a regular visitor to the tech companies).
So uhhhh.....animated emojis? Fuck. Steve Jobs is rolling in his alleged graves sipping martinis in Mexico. -
And I thought macos was supposed to be so great?
It's an absolute piece of shit in an office setting. Helping these morons from a company we just bought get programs working, hooking up to the printer, etc is a disaster.
If someone besides one of my owners asked for a macbook I'd light them on fire.
The only people who should be using apple products are teenage girls and old people who are invested in the ecosystem and too tech retarded to learn anything new.
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I remember buying my Hispanic kid her laptop before venturing off to college where she's taking up a spot OBK's niece wanted but didn't get.PurpleJ said:Actually it was marketing guys that took over. They soldered the memory into their laptops so you can’t upgrade them now and have a limited shelf life. They let you use your face and fingerprints to sign in do they can appease @NSA_Dawg (who is a regular visitor to the tech companies).
So uhhhh.....animated emojis? Fuck. Steve Jobs is rolling in his alleged graves sipping martinis in Mexico.
The American white kid explains the soldering poont to me and I'm like, " I don't know shit about tech but that seems like a bad idea."
He's trying to sell me a $3400 laptop so he doubles down like a Tug poster. Tells me it's always been that way. Fortunately one of my other Hispanic kids is with me, whose laptop I'd purchased a mere three years earlier for her sojourn to an elite eastern college that rejected OBK's nephew for probably the same spot. She poonted out to the American Patriot that her laptop's memory chip is not soldered and in fact she had it with her because our next order of business was to have them upgrade the memory. It's moments like this that inspire me to breed like a Mormon.
#inyourfacewhiteboy
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Dont forget its an extra 300 bucks for more ram!!!creepycoug said:
I remember buying my Hispanic kid her laptop before venturing off to college where she's taking up a spot OBK's niece wanted but didn't get.PurpleJ said:Actually it was marketing guys that took over. They soldered the memory into their laptops so you can’t upgrade them now and have a limited shelf life. They let you use your face and fingerprints to sign in do they can appease @NSA_Dawg (who is a regular visitor to the tech companies).
So uhhhh.....animated emojis? Fuck. Steve Jobs is rolling in his alleged graves sipping martinis in Mexico.
The American white kid explains the soldering poont to me and I'm like, " I don't know shit about tech but that seems like a bad idea."
He's trying to sell me a $3400 laptop so he doubles down like a Tug poster. Tells me it's always been that way. Fortunately one of my other Hispanic kids is with me, whose laptop I'd purchased a mere three years earlier for her sojourn to an elite eastern college that rejected OBK's nephew for probably the same spot. She poonted out to the American Patriot that her laptop's memory chip is not soldered and in fact she had it with her because our next order of business was to have them upgrade the memory. It's moments like this that inspire me to breed like a Mormon.
#inyourfacewhiteboy
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I would have said “bless your heart” then walked away.
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I don't that have skill J. You know this.PurpleJ said:I would have said “bless your heart” then walked away.
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pretty sure mexicans fuck more than mormonscreepycoug said:
I remember buying my Hispanic kid her laptop before venturing off to college where she's taking up a spot OBK's niece wanted but didn't get.PurpleJ said:Actually it was marketing guys that took over. They soldered the memory into their laptops so you can’t upgrade them now and have a limited shelf life. They let you use your face and fingerprints to sign in do they can appease @NSA_Dawg (who is a regular visitor to the tech companies).
So uhhhh.....animated emojis? Fuck. Steve Jobs is rolling in his alleged graves sipping martinis in Mexico.
The American white kid explains the soldering poont to me and I'm like, " I don't know shit about tech but that seems like a bad idea."
He's trying to sell me a $3400 laptop so he doubles down like a Tug poster. Tells me it's always been that way. Fortunately one of my other Hispanic kids is with me, whose laptop I'd purchased a mere three years earlier for her sojourn to an elite eastern college that rejected OBK's nephew for probably the same spot. She poonted out to the American Patriot that her laptop's memory chip is not soldered and in fact she had it with her because our next order of business was to have them upgrade the memory. It's moments like this that inspire me to breed like a Mormon.
#inyourfacewhiteboy
#arriba-arriba-arriba
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What is u smokinFirePete said:
pretty sure mexicans fuck more than mormonscreepycoug said:
I remember buying my Hispanic kid her laptop before venturing off to college where she's taking up a spot OBK's niece wanted but didn't get.PurpleJ said:Actually it was marketing guys that took over. They soldered the memory into their laptops so you can’t upgrade them now and have a limited shelf life. They let you use your face and fingerprints to sign in do they can appease @NSA_Dawg (who is a regular visitor to the tech companies).
So uhhhh.....animated emojis? Fuck. Steve Jobs is rolling in his alleged graves sipping martinis in Mexico.
The American white kid explains the soldering poont to me and I'm like, " I don't know shit about tech but that seems like a bad idea."
He's trying to sell me a $3400 laptop so he doubles down like a Tug poster. Tells me it's always been that way. Fortunately one of my other Hispanic kids is with me, whose laptop I'd purchased a mere three years earlier for her sojourn to an elite eastern college that rejected OBK's nephew for probably the same spot. She poonted out to the American Patriot that her laptop's memory chip is not soldered and in fact she had it with her because our next order of business was to have them upgrade the memory. It's moments like this that inspire me to breed like a Mormon.
#inyourfacewhiteboy
#arriba-arriba-arriba
