UW has a UO problem
I don't mention this fact to boast, to quook, or to remind you of (continuing) tough tims, but rather to highlight a longer term football trend that seems to have some staying power. Some history:
Welfare Queen Mike Bellotti raped UW from 2004 onward, like he's raping the state of Oregon to the tune of 47K a month in PERS handouts. Chip took over and continued the plungering for another 4 years. The huskies never beat him at Oregon.
Enter Slingblade, who beat Sark before breaking the handle off in Peter Pan's butt for 2 additional years. The ducks then took a brief hiatus from caring about football and UW beat a slovenly Mark Helfrich on his way out. The poor guy was so defeated by that time he had even forgotten how to shave. His replacement, and arguably one of the worst coaches in CFB, Willie Taggart, lost a game neither he nor the team seemed to care about before bolting to Tallahassee for greener pastures.
Last year's 30-27 loss to Cristobal and his staff of clowns, who got blown out at Arizona and the Coug, is just another chapter in a continuing saga of football malfeasance that shows no signs of abating.
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Hahaha jokes on you fag. CFB did not start till 2016
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One year BAN bet stands this year. Don’t be a little anus angel this time. Cheerio!
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You still haven’t left crushed beer cans and cigs on my 50 yard line, pussy.
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Oregon football is dead. No one gave a fuck about the Vegas Bowl, not the team, not the fans. HTH. No one showed up to play. No one wanted to see faggot Freeman give a motivational speech while his fat ass sat on the bench. No one wanted to see the debut of Knight's discount aisle head coach. Only ultra quooks changed previously scheduled plans to watch that shit. HTFH.
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Way to go quooks! Way to dominate a TUFF UW program in the early 2000's! I would brag about it too.
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UO has a UO problem
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You wanna bet?oregonblitzkrieg said:The dwags of Montlake have dropped 13 of the last 15 games to the ducks.
I don't mention this fact to boast, to quook, or to remind you of (continuing) tough tims, but rather to highlight a longer term football trend that seems to have some staying power. Some history:
Welfare Queen Mike Bellotti raped UW from 2004 onward, like he's raping the state of Oregon to the tune of 47K a month in PERS handouts. Chip took over and continued the plungering for another 4 years. The huskies never beat him at Oregon.
Enter Slingblade, who beat Sark before breaking the handle off in Peter Pan's butt for 2 additional years. The ducks then took a brief hiatus from caring about football and UW beat a slovenly Mark Helfrich on his way out. The poor guy was so defeated by that time he had even forgotten how to shave. His replacement, and arguably one of the worst coaches in CFB, Willie Taggart, lost a game neither he nor the team seemed to care about before bolting to Tallahassee for greener pastures.
Last year's 30-27 loss to Cristobal and his staff of clowns, who got blown out at Arizona and the Coug, is just another chapter in a continuing saga of football malfeasance that shows no signs of abating.
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obk is such a butthole.
First the disappearing act, and now this weak ass attempt at shit talking?
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I enjoy a little bit of preseason quooking
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Since football was invented in 1975 Washington is 19-7 vs Oregon with good to great coaches and 3-14 under shitty coaching. Seems like all we need to do is hire good coaches and we'll be fine.
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22 to 21
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We've won 2 of the last 3.
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When I joined doogman in 99 every duck fan was going four out of five!!dnc said:We've won 2 of the last 3.
Endpoints are fun.
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Fup LamboRaceBannon said:
When I joined doogman in 99 every duck fan was going four out of five!!dnc said:We've won 2 of the last 3.
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@puppylove_sugarsteeldnc said:
Fup LamboRaceBannon said:
When I joined doogman in 99 every duck fan was going four out of five!!dnc said:We've won 2 of the last 3.
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Not the dreaded, "you beat us when we were down" argument.jecornel said:Way to go quooks! Way to dominate a TUFF UW program in the early 2000's! I would brag about it too.
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But, isn't that true for everyone?YellowSnow said:Since football was invented in 1975 Washington is 19-7 vs Oregon with good to great coaches and 3-14 under shitty coaching. Seems like all we need to do is hire good coaches and we'll be fine.
Could we take, say, Chip Kelly's record vs. Washington and extrapolate.
I like the old school, you are what your record says you are. NOFC why your record is what it is. It just is. God is not watching. -
We've won or tied 66 of the last 111.dnc said:We've won 2 of the last 3.
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That's the joke creepcreepycoug said:
But, isn't that true for everyone?YellowSnow said:Since football was invented in 1975 Washington is 19-7 vs Oregon with good to great coaches and 3-14 under shitty coaching. Seems like all we need to do is hire good coaches and we'll be fine.
Could we take, say, Chip Kelly's record vs. Washington and extrapolate.
I like the old school, you are what your record says you are. NOFC why your record is what it is. It just is. God is not watching. -
What does extra-po-late mean?creepycoug said:
But, isn't that true for everyone?YellowSnow said:Since football was invented in 1975 Washington is 19-7 vs Oregon with good to great coaches and 3-14 under shitty coaching. Seems like all we need to do is hire good coaches and we'll be fine.
Could we take, say, Chip Kelly's record vs. Washington and extrapolate.
I like the old school, you are what your record says you are. NOFC why your record is what it is. It just is. God is not watching. -
Extending the graph?YellowSnow said:
What does extra-po-late mean?creepycoug said:
But, isn't that true for everyone?YellowSnow said:Since football was invented in 1975 Washington is 19-7 vs Oregon with good to great coaches and 3-14 under shitty coaching. Seems like all we need to do is hire good coaches and we'll be fine.
Could we take, say, Chip Kelly's record vs. Washington and extrapolate.
I like the old school, you are what your record says you are. NOFC why your record is what it is. It just is. God is not watching. -
You wouldn't know a joke because you're a band nerd who carries around his tuba when he isn't wearing his pocket protector.GreenRiverGatorz said:
That's the joke creepcreepycoug said:
But, isn't that true for everyone?YellowSnow said:Since football was invented in 1975 Washington is 19-7 vs Oregon with good to great coaches and 3-14 under shitty coaching. Seems like all we need to do is hire good coaches and we'll be fine.
Could we take, say, Chip Kelly's record vs. Washington and extrapolate.
I like the old school, you are what your record says you are. NOFC why your record is what it is. It just is. God is not watching.
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Your humor is spot on Tubaist!
