Urban to USC just became very real to me.

Urbs to 'SC: My dad is a big time bandwagon USC homer (has the license plate bracket, underwear, bumper sticker, hat, etc.), having spent his formative years in LA. He called me yesterday to compare our respective teams' QB portal stories, and hawt Helton talk ensued when he mentioned he read an article that ranked which coaches would be fired first. Helton topped the list.

I argued that, what with all of the problems with USC's upper campus, Helton might last longer than Taggart just because of the chaos, but his firing is certainly chinevitable. I then recounted @89ute's tale of Whit hinting at Urban's return to crush the PAC and hear the lamentation of our womens. He responded with a strong disagree. Said the big talk in USC Land is that Mike Tomlin is going to quit the Steelers, bring his defensive staff with him, retain Graham Harrell at OC, reignite the LA recruiting pipeline, and say, "Bend over, SEC, I'm goin' in dry."

Just what I'm hearing, don't twist.