Urban to USC just became very real to me.

First of all, I'm a huge Urban ball gurgler. I always believe his bullshit reasons for not only leaving us, but always leaving everyone else. No shit, he told us he was leaving Utah because at Florida he never had to leave the state to recruit and he'd be home often enough to teach his son how to throw a curve ball. True fucking story, and us being the family is everything kind of culture, we bought it hook, line and sinker.

So he leaves Ohio State citing heath reasons, just like why he left Florida, I believed him. Some of you might remember when he took the OSU job, he pulled out a piece of paper which was a contract he signed with his family. That he would be home and shit, go to his daughters volleyball games, sleep, take care of himself bla bla bla... Bullshit bullshit bullshit. Well I bought that too.

So, getting to the point here, I had an opportunity to ask Whittingham about Urban to USC. It was during a booster luncheon today. Full disclosure, I'm a bottom rung Crimson Club member so I'm a fucking knowbody which is why I'm here. Kyle and Urban are truly close friends. Urban was here visiting the U, probably a Fox Sports function, don't really know. Urban spent the night at Kyle's house. After all the ball sauce swapping, they talked football. In response to my question to Kyle regarding Urban to USC, I expected to hear something along the lines of "Urban is done and he's out for good.". But no, he said and I'm paraphrasing, once the season starts and the juices start flowing, he'll get offers and he's certainly going to field them.

So there it is, Urban to USC. You're fucked and I'm fucked. This is the only year we, Utah has a shot. You fuckers can keep you're heads up your Petermen ass all you want, but when Urban arrives at USC we're all playing for second.

Fuck you, fuck me, fuck everyone.

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animate

Damn. This is becoming more apparent that it's Destiny ...

- USC has a so-so year
- as above, Keith Urban will be taking notes who gets early couch sales ...
- for USC they are hoping that things blow over and hiring Keith will be along the lines of "he's a winner, he's come to grips with his past, he's an all-time great coach" - he'll make football super profitable again soon and USC desperately needs money to fund more lawsuits.
- something like that ...

GrundleStiltzkin

will probably take urban one year to clean the house. so i expect uw has 2 year window. This is great for the conference.
He’ll be covering a ton of sc games this year, eying which players to “medically retire” When he takes over in December

godawgst

Never happens if Lynn Swann is still USC's AD

Disagree. Lynn Swann will "retire" at the end of the school year June 2020, as the new President cleans house, which if it hasn't allready been discussed by his bosses yet, will be in the next 90 days.

Yes, they have a ton of $ issues and legal settlements that they are going to have to deal with, but it won't be a hard sell to their boosters down there to say "For x amount of money to get Urban, one year from today we will be the huge odds on favorite to be the Pac-12 Champion every year, and one of the 5 teams every year with a legitimate shot at the Playoffs (for the last several years it's been essentially Bama/Clemson/Oklahoma/Buckeyes). SC with Urban Meyer sits at that table with that group in 2021 and stays until he leaves.

Pitchfork51

I hate you @89ute

Pitchfork51

USC is too far gone at this point ... unless boosters totally fund Urban's salary.
I hope you're right. But I don't think you are. These fuckers want nattys and the talent is already there. USC is just a good coach away. I don't see how USC is too far gone. I am puzzled why they keep tripping over their dick when it comes to coaching hires.

That's because you're a fool. The admin hates football and they hire fucking idiots as ADs.

The only good coach they've had in the past 30 years is Pete and they fucked up the hiring process and didn't want him.

Them hiring a good coach and staff is the exception not the norm

1to392831weretaken

Screw USC. Urbane will be coming to Oregon if he's coming to the PAC.

He's right, you know...

He moved to la in the offseason. Other p12 fans who won’t admit to themselves what’s about to happen are delusional

But this is also compelling.

PurpleJ

Love when doogs are in denial about USC. Oh and Chip Kelly sucks now as well. Too fucking rich.

oregonblitzkrieg

USC is the Tennessee of the PAC 12. They used to be big stuff, relevant, played in the big games. Now they're just another team in the conference. No one is scared to play them. Even though they're still a recruiting machine like the Vols, they have bozo coaches and a floundering administration. Might be 30 years before they win anything of note.

EwaDawg

First of all, I'm a huge Urban ball gurgler. I always believe his bullshit reasons for not only leaving us, but always leaving everyone else. No shit, he told us he was leaving Utah because at Florida he never had to leave the state to recruit and he'd be home often enough to teach his son how to throw a curve ball. True fucking story, and us being the family is everything kind of culture, we bought it hook, line and sinker.

So he leaves Ohio State citing heath reasons, just like why he left Florida, I believed him. Some of you might remember when he took the OSU job, he pulled out a piece of paper which was a contract he signed with his family. That he would be home and shit, go to his daughters volleyball games, sleep, take care of himself bla bla bla... Bullshit bullshit bullshit. Well I bought that too.

So, getting to the point here, I had an opportunity to ask Whittingham about Urban to USC. It was during a booster luncheon today. Full disclosure, I'm a bottom rung Crimson Club member so I'm a fucking knowbody which is why I'm here. Kyle and Urban are truly close friends. Urban was here visiting the U, probably a Fox Sports function, don't really know. Urban spent the night at Kyle's house. After all the ball sauce swapping, they talked football. In response to my question to Kyle regarding Urban to USC, I expected to hear something along the lines of "Urban is done and he's out for good.". But no, he said and I'm paraphrasing, once the season starts and the juices start flowing, he'll get offers and he's certainly going to field them.

So there it is, Urban to USC. You're fucked and I'm fucked. This is the only year we, Utah has a shot. You fuckers can keep you're heads up your Petermen ass all you want, but when Urban arrives at USC we're all playing for second.

Fuck you, fuck me, fuck everyone.

No. Utah and the rest of the South are playing for second. We? play SC only every other year and Peterman can get UW to the CCG to play for first place. Frequently.

I do agree that UTAH is fucked.

RoadDawg55

Love when doogs are in denial about USC. Oh and Chip Kelly sucks now as well. Too fucking rich.

Chip isn’t doing shit at UCLA. I wouldn’t die on the Chip Kelly is great hill. He was great. He’s not anymore. Sometimes that happens.

PurpleJ

Love when doogs are in denial about USC. Oh and Chip Kelly sucks now as well. Too fucking rich.
Chip isn’t doing shit at UCLA. I wouldn’t die on the Chip Kelly is great hill. He was great. He’s not anymore. Sometimes that happens.

You don’t know that.

One bad year doesn’t tarnish his rep. At. All. Writing him off at this point is just silly.

animate

What did Kelly do in the NFL? Basically alienated himself and his players.

He may be a football "genius" and at the time a systems genius but he's not a people genius.

It's possible that he caught lightning in a bottle at Oregon with everything aligning just right. The times, the players, system, Nike money ...

But now people are more innovative and accepting of new things, people are better at everything and especially have embraced recruiting.

The one thing that Kelly hates. He hates recruiting.

How is he going to win with okay talent? He's not.

I think he'll be okay at UCLA but he's not going to reach the heights back at Oregon.

89ute

First of all, I'm a huge Urban ball gurgler. I always believe his bullshit reasons for not only leaving us, but always leaving everyone else. No shit, he told us he was leaving Utah because at Florida he never had to leave the state to recruit and he'd be home often enough to teach his son how to throw a curve ball. True fucking story, and us being the family is everything kind of culture, we bought it hook, line and sinker.

So he leaves Ohio State citing heath reasons, just like why he left Florida, I believed him. Some of you might remember when he took the OSU job, he pulled out a piece of paper which was a contract he signed with his family. That he would be home and shit, go to his daughters volleyball games, sleep, take care of himself bla bla bla... Bullshit bullshit bullshit. Well I bought that too.

So, getting to the point here, I had an opportunity to ask Whittingham about Urban to USC. It was during a booster luncheon today. Full disclosure, I'm a bottom rung Crimson Club member so I'm a fucking knowbody which is why I'm here. Kyle and Urban are truly close friends. Urban was here visiting the U, probably a Fox Sports function, don't really know. Urban spent the night at Kyle's house. After all the ball sauce swapping, they talked football. In response to my question to Kyle regarding Urban to USC, I expected to hear something along the lines of "Urban is done and he's out for good.". But no, he said and I'm paraphrasing, once the season starts and the juices start flowing, he'll get offers and he's certainly going to field them.

So there it is, Urban to USC. You're fucked and I'm fucked. This is the only year we, Utah has a shot. You fuckers can keep you're heads up your Petermen ass all you want, but when Urban arrives at USC we're all playing for second.

Fuck you, fuck me, fuck everyone.
No. Utah and the rest of the South are playing for second. We? play SC only every other year and Peterman can get UW to the CCG to play for first place. Frequently.

I do agree that UTAH is fucked.

Frequently? Really? You realized SC fucking boat raced your ass at your place in 2016 and you backed your way into that Pac-12 title because you didn't have to face SC again.

RoadDawg55

Love when doogs are in denial about USC. Oh and Chip Kelly sucks now as well. Too fucking rich.
Chip isn’t doing shit at UCLA. I wouldn’t die on the Chip Kelly is great hill. He was great. He’s not anymore. Sometimes that happens.
You don’t know that.

One bad year doesn’t tarnish his rep. At. All. Writing him off at this point is just silly.

He went 1-15 his last year in the NFL. For all the talk about Savanna or Pete Carroll failing in the NFL, they never went 1-15.

UCLA will get better. They won’t get to good.

chuck

Urban would be a fool not to wait out the LSU job. No way Orgeron lasts there but he will load the roster with talent...better talent than what USC will have.

digits

First of all, I'm a huge Urban ball gurgler. I always believe his bullshit reasons for not only leaving us, but always leaving everyone else. No shit, he told us he was leaving Utah because at Florida he never had to leave the state to recruit and he'd be home often enough to teach his son how to throw a curve ball. True fucking story, and us being the family is everything kind of culture, we bought it hook, line and sinker.

So he leaves Ohio State citing heath reasons, just like why he left Florida, I believed him. Some of you might remember when he took the OSU job, he pulled out a piece of paper which was a contract he signed with his family. That he would be home and shit, go to his daughters volleyball games, sleep, take care of himself bla bla bla... Bullshit bullshit bullshit. Well I bought that too.

So, getting to the point here, I had an opportunity to ask Whittingham about Urban to USC. It was during a booster luncheon today. Full disclosure, I'm a bottom rung Crimson Club member so I'm a fucking knowbody which is why I'm here. Kyle and Urban are truly close friends. Urban was here visiting the U, probably a Fox Sports function, don't really know. Urban spent the night at Kyle's house. After all the ball sauce swapping, they talked football. In response to my question to Kyle regarding Urban to USC, I expected to hear something along the lines of "Urban is done and he's out for good.". But no, he said and I'm paraphrasing, once the season starts and the juices start flowing, he'll get offers and he's certainly going to field them.

So there it is, Urban to USC. You're fucked and I'm fucked. This is the only year we, Utah has a shot. You fuckers can keep you're heads up your Petermen ass all you want, but when Urban arrives at USC we're all playing for second.

Fuck you, fuck me, fuck everyone.
No. Utah and the rest of the South are playing for second. We? play SC only every other year and Peterman can get UW to the CCG to play for first place. Frequently.

I do agree that UTAH is fucked.

Incorrect. We? play SC 2 years straight, then UCLA 2 years straight, SC 2 years straight, and so on. The conference did this so Pac 12 north teams would be guaranteed to play a game in LA every other year for recruiting exposure, LA players' families being able to see them play in LA, and whatnot.

AUBURNTROJAN

First of all, I'm a huge Urban ball gurgler. I always believe his bullshit reasons for not only leaving us, but always leaving everyone else. No shit, he told us he was leaving Utah because at Florida he never had to leave the state to recruit and he'd be home often enough to teach his son how to throw a curve ball. True fucking story, and us being the family is everything kind of culture, we bought it hook, line and sinker.

So he leaves Ohio State citing heath reasons, just like why he left Florida, I believed him. Some of you might remember when he took the OSU job, he pulled out a piece of paper which was a contract he signed with his family. That he would be home and shit, go to his daughters volleyball games, sleep, take care of himself bla bla bla... Bullshit bullshit bullshit. Well I bought that too.

So, getting to the point here, I had an opportunity to ask Whittingham about Urban to USC. It was during a booster luncheon today. Full disclosure, I'm a bottom rung Crimson Club member so I'm a fucking knowbody which is why I'm here. Kyle and Urban are truly close friends. Urban was here visiting the U, probably a Fox Sports function, don't really know. Urban spent the night at Kyle's house. After all the ball sauce swapping, they talked football. In response to my question to Kyle regarding Urban to USC, I expected to hear something along the lines of "Urban is done and he's out for good.". But no, he said and I'm paraphrasing, once the season starts and the juices start flowing, he'll get offers and he's certainly going to field them.

So there it is, Urban to USC. You're fucked and I'm fucked. This is the only year we, Utah has a shot. You fuckers can keep you're heads up your Petermen ass all you want, but when Urban arrives at USC we're all playing for second.

Fuck you, fuck me, fuck everyone.

animate

Urban would be a fool not to wait out the LSU job. No way Orgeron lasts there but he will load the roster with talent...better talent than what USC will have.

I'm getting the impression that Orgeron has kinda turned the corner ... But I don't follow them too closely.

chuck

Urban would be a fool not to wait out the LSU job. No way Orgeron lasts there but he will load the roster with talent...better talent than what USC will have.
I'm getting the impression that Orgeron has kinda turned the corner ... But I don't follow them too closely.

I'll never believe that. Not even if I see it. Orgeron sucks.

EwaDawg

First of all, I'm a huge Urban ball gurgler. I always believe his bullshit reasons for not only leaving us, but always leaving everyone else. No shit, he told us he was leaving Utah because at Florida he never had to leave the state to recruit and he'd be home often enough to teach his son how to throw a curve ball. True fucking story, and us being the family is everything kind of culture, we bought it hook, line and sinker.

So he leaves Ohio State citing heath reasons, just like why he left Florida, I believed him. Some of you might remember when he took the OSU job, he pulled out a piece of paper which was a contract he signed with his family. That he would be home and shit, go to his daughters volleyball games, sleep, take care of himself bla bla bla... Bullshit bullshit bullshit. Well I bought that too.

So, getting to the point here, I had an opportunity to ask Whittingham about Urban to USC. It was during a booster luncheon today. Full disclosure, I'm a bottom rung Crimson Club member so I'm a fucking knowbody which is why I'm here. Kyle and Urban are truly close friends. Urban was here visiting the U, probably a Fox Sports function, don't really know. Urban spent the night at Kyle's house. After all the ball sauce swapping, they talked football. In response to my question to Kyle regarding Urban to USC, I expected to hear something along the lines of "Urban is done and he's out for good.". But no, he said and I'm paraphrasing, once the season starts and the juices start flowing, he'll get offers and he's certainly going to field them.

So there it is, Urban to USC. You're fucked and I'm fucked. This is the only year we, Utah has a shot. You fuckers can keep you're heads up your Petermen ass all you want, but when Urban arrives at USC we're all playing for second.

Fuck you, fuck me, fuck everyone.
No. Utah and the rest of the South are playing for second. We? play SC only every other year and Peterman can get UW to the CCG to play for first place. Frequently.

I do agree that UTAH is fucked.
Incorrect. We? play SC 2 years straight, then UCLA 2 years straight, SC 2 years straight, and so on. The conference did this so Pac 12 north teams would be guaranteed to play a game in LA every other year for recruiting exposure, LA players' families being able to see them play in LA, and whatnot.

Fuck. YOU.ARE.STUPID.

That is all.

Say "high" to the rest of your mensa peeps for me.