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Anyone See What The Dutch Speed Skating Coach Said?

USA wastes all their talent in football. He called it a dumb, vicious sport. I'd like to douse his wooden shoes in gasoline before lighting a match.

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  • TierbsHsotBoobs
    TierbsHsotBoobs Member Posts: 39,680
    It's easy to talk shit when you have a systematic doping program to be good at only one sport in the Winter Olympics.

    Also, that guy really hates money.
  • The_Undertaker
    The_Undertaker Member Posts: 521
    I like Dutch people. At least the ones I've met.
    The reason they get all the medals in that sport is because they are the only country that really cares about it. This coach is an idiot though.
  • dnc
    dnc Member Posts: 56,839
    edited February 2014
    My favorite was the line about how America is close minded...from the nation that medaled (meddaled? meddled?) in two whole sports at this Olympiad.
  • CheersWestDawg
    CheersWestDawg Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 2,478 Swaye's Wigwam
    Fuck that guy.

    USA wastes all their talent on football? Don't forget basketball and baseball. And then we still win more medals than every other country.

    Next.
  • EsophagealFeces
    EsophagealFeces Member Posts: 13,163

    Fuck that guy.

    USA wastes all their talent on football? Don't forget basketball and baseball. And then we still win more medals than every other country.

    Next.

    This. If our best athletes gave half a shit about Olympic sports, we'd plunger rape those Euro fags($75k) so hard, they'd roll over and quit like it was 1941.
  • TierbsHsotBoobs
    TierbsHsotBoobs Member Posts: 39,680
    dnc said:

    My favorite was the line about how America is close minded...from the nation that medaled (meddaled? meddled?) in two forms of the same sport at this Olympiad.

  • tracker
    tracker Member Posts: 866

    It's not easy being Dutch.
    Gold Medal Match, 2012 Summer Olympics, London.
    Germany 2, Netherlands 1
    Maybe if all the men didn't skate. . .

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  • Meek
    Meek Member Posts: 7,031
    edited February 2014
    if you guys can't see how important the Olympics are, then I can't help you.

    weather.com/sports-rec/olympics/former-olympic-sites-decay-photos-20130718


    and
    huffingtonpost.com/2013/07/15/abandoned-olympic-venues_n_3580868.html

    and tons more... the Olympics... FE
  • Mosster47
    Mosster47 Member Posts: 6,246
    If Dan Jansen could corner better than a Scion the US would have dominated both the men and women side of speed skating in the 80's.

    This is like people being upset Canada is the superior hockey country. It's basic fucking math they are the best. They are a 1st world country with hockey as their #1 sport which makes them the only country able to financially match their interest. The sad part is the bulk of their players play/train in America.

    The rest of the world likes to scoff at the way we handle certain Olympic events and the World Cup, but if we really started caring those things would be obliterated.
  • IrishDawg22
    IrishDawg22 Member Posts: 2,754
    Eric Heiden's silence in this thread speaks volumes.
  • oregonblitzkrieg
    oregonblitzkrieg Member Posts: 15,288
    They still have one of the world's coolest cities, Amsterdam.
  • dflea
    dflea Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 7,287 Swaye's Wigwam
    Mosster47 said:

    If Dan Jansen could corner better than a Scion the US would have dominated both the men and women side of speed skating in the 80's.

    This is like people being upset Canada is the superior hockey country. It's basic fucking math they are the best. They are a 1st world country with hockey as their #1 sport which makes them the only country able to financially match their interest. The sad part is the bulk of their players play/train in America.

    The rest of the world likes to scoff at the way we handle certain Olympic events and the World Cup, but if we really started caring those things would be obliterated.

    a Scion.........lol

    Agree.
  • bananasnblondes
    bananasnblondes Member Posts: 15,513
    Its the Dutch speed skating coach. Who gives a fuck? We're not doing ourselves any favors in the pussy department by getting our panties all in a bunch up inside our chafed vaginas about this
  • RoadDawg55
    RoadDawg55 Member Posts: 30,141

    Its the Dutch speed skating coach. Who gives a fuck? We're not doing ourselves any favors in the pussy department by getting our panties all in a bunch up inside our chafed vaginas about this

    I doubt anyone is actually upset. What's wrong with making fun of a cunty Dutchman?

  • PostGameOrangeSlices
    PostGameOrangeSlices Member Posts: 27,213

    Its the Dutch speed skating coach. Who gives a fuck? We're not doing ourselves any favors in the pussy department by getting our panties all in a bunch up inside our chafed vaginas about this

    Youre better than this. Dumbasses tend to get mocked on this site, and mocking them is what you specialize in
  • creepycoug
    creepycoug Member Posts: 24,049
    edited February 2014

    Fuck that guy.

    USA wastes all their talent on football? Don't forget basketball and baseball. And then we still win more medals than every other country.

    Next.

    Here's our bingo.

    Tiny little detail everyone else left out: we do, in fact, APPLY, our talents to these superior sports and we STILL out medal the countries that produce these very fucktards giving these interviews.

    So what was his point again? Just how good do we have to be at EVERYTHING before dumb fucks like him are doused in gasoline and lit up?

    Fuck. I could see, MAYBE, listening to a little shit from Canada, for maybe 20 seconds before lighting them up, but the Nederlands? Fuck, no. Time, Waste of.
  • Tailgater
    Tailgater Member Posts: 1,389

    USA wastes all their talent in football. He called it a dumb, vicious sport. I'd like to douse his wooden shoes in gasoline before lighting a match.

    Some Dutch kids come all the way from the Netherlands to Boise to play American tackle football because rugby doesn't satisfy their need for full contact. It sounds like someone is a bit envious because Dutch ice isn't Butch enough for the manly sports. What more should anyone expect from an Olympic sport where American participants rely on their pantyhose having the least coefficient of friction on ice.

  • PurpleJ
    PurpleJ Member Posts: 37,643 Founders Club
    The coach in question is actually a Swede.

    I've always maintained that the Swedes are soft (hot women, though).
  • PostGameOrangeSlices
    PostGameOrangeSlices Member Posts: 27,213
    edited February 2014
    PurpleJ said:

    The coach in question is actually a Swede.

    I've always maintained that the Swedes are soft (hot women, though).

    The Swedes are soft and long ago traded their viking heritage for woodchip burning.

    The Finns are the REAL badasses on the hot blond chick peninsula.

    en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Simo_H%C3%A4yh%C3%A4

    Kill 505 Russians while cracked out on Meth and getting half your face blown off, then pop off

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  • Dick_B
    Dick_B Member Posts: 1,301
    the swedes never folded during WWII... the norwegians bent over immediately. The fucking dutch took facials.
  • TierbsHsotBoobs
    TierbsHsotBoobs Member Posts: 39,680
    Dick_B said:

    the swedes never folded during WWII... the norwegians bent over immediately. The fucking dutch took facials.

    Scandinavian Facial Superiority Guy.
  • Fire_Marshall_Bill
    Fire_Marshall_Bill Member Posts: 25,630 Standard Supporter
    Dick_B said:

    the swedes never folded during WWII... the norwegians bent over immediately. The fucking dutch took facials.

    Yeah, but Sweden has been neutral for 200 years.
  • doogsinparadise
    doogsinparadise Member Posts: 9,320
    Norge uber alles. Lather, rinse, repeat.