What method of suicide will you use when Haenous is named the starter?

What method of suicide will you use when Haenous is named the starter? 46 votes
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OD on gas station male enhancement pillsI always have to take a triple dose anyhow.
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Hanging
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SeppukuHara-Kiri so I feel the shame of my fandom and belief in Pete.
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Bullet to the headAs the team is trotting out on the field and Lou Gellerman says "starting at Quarterback for the Huskies....number 13...Jake Haener!"
I'm jumping off the roof of the North Deck to the crowd below so hopefully the game gets canceled. -
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What is wrong with you guys? Seriously.
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Bullet to the head
Triple Lindy style?HuskyJW said:As the team is trotting out on the field and Lou Gellerman says "starting at Quarterback for the Huskies....number 13...Jake Haener!"
I'm jumping off the roof of the North Deck to the crowd below so hopefully the game gets canceled.
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We have a lot of hate in our livesHHusky said:What is wrong with you guys? Seriously.
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You didn't vote.HHusky said:What is wrong with you guys? Seriously.
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Bullet to the headHaener trots out as the starter and I'm like this guy
On the other hand, if we see Eason, I'm withholding the right to change my mind.
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Otherself immolation is the halbrain way
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Bleach suppository. Squeeze the power. -
OD on gas station male enhancement pillsI'll give my wife one last night to remember me by.
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OtherI got enough pills, Fentanyl patches, and delicious homemade alcohol to take out every Wigwam member at once. Ever dream of literally drowning in beer? I can make that happen.
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Bullet to the head
My first assignment in the Army was to Korea where I had a roommate who was dating a Korean chick and for a period was living with her until he caught her with another GI. He decided life wasn't worth going on anymore so he tried swallowing chlorox powder. Didn't work. He later joked that drinking bleach was probably a better idea but the power was the only thing laying around.Emoterman said:
Bleach suppository. Squeeze the power. -
OtherRent a Maserati and we know how this story ends
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Step off the ledge. This guy will take care of your problem in week 2. -
Write in
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this way im taking everyone with me. -
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Not all heroes wear capesHuskyJW said:As the team is trotting out on the field and Lou Gellerman says "starting at Quarterback for the Huskies....number 13...Jake Haener!"
I'm jumping off the roof of the North Deck to the crowd below so hopefully the game gets canceled. -
No drinking bleach option = fail.
Also, what gas station sells male enhancement pills. Asking for a friend. -
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Axe your friendly neighborhood mlb playerdtd said:No drinking bleach option = fail.
Also, what gas station sells male enhancement pills. Asking for a friend. -
OtherI'll read HH for laughs
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Aurora Bridge/Cement ShoesCFetters_Nacho_Lover said:
My first assignment in the Army was to Korea where I had a roommate who was dating a Korean chick and for a period was living with her until he caught her with another GI. He decided life wasn't worth going on anymore so he tried swallowing chlorox powder. Didn't work. He later joked that drinking bleach was probably a better idea but the power was the only thing laying around.Emoterman said:
Bleach suppository. Squeeze the power.
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Who is that queer?nycgobears said:
Step off the ledge. This guy will take care of your problem in week 2. -
OD on gas station male enhancement pills"I'm gonna stand down by the door
and catch the great men when they dive from the 14th floor"
So I guess I'll be more of an observer than a participant in the mass suicide.
This assumes, of course, that the announcement (or full blown leak) comes tomorrow which I suspect it will. -