My first assignment in the Army was to Korea where I had a roommate who was dating a Korean chick and for a period was living with her until he caught her with another GI. He decided life wasn't worth going on anymore so he tried swallowing chlorox powder. Didn't work. He later joked that drinking bleach was probably a better idea but the power was the only thing laying around.
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this way im taking everyone with me.
Also, what gas station sells male enhancement pills. Asking for a friend.
and catch the great men when they dive from the 14th floor"
So I guess I'll be more of an observer than a participant in the mass suicide.
This assumes, of course, that the announcement (or full blown leak) comes tomorrow which I suspect it will.
I’m beer bonging purple kool-aid with bleach and goldschlager so I die filled with that purple and gold.