What method of suicide will you use when Haenous is named the starter?

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• sinceredawg Member Posts: 796

  August 2019

  OD on gas station male enhancement pills

  I always have to take a triple dose anyhow.

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• YellowSnow Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 34,971

  August 2019

  Hanging

  
  

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• DoogCourics Member Posts: 5,739

  August 2019

  Seppuku

  Hara-Kiri so I feel the shame of my fandom and belief in Pete.
  
  
  

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• HuskyJW Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 14,342

  August 2019 edited August 2019

  Bullet to the head

  As the team is trotting out on the field and Lou Gellerman says "starting at Quarterback for the Huskies....number 13...Jake Haener!"
  
  I'm jumping off the roof of the North Deck to the crowd below so hopefully the game gets canceled.

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• UWhuskytskeet Member Posts: 7,110

  August 2019

  Other

  
  

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• HHusky Member Posts: 20,359

  August 2019

  What is wrong with you guys? Seriously.

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• CFetters_Nacho_Lover Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 29,931

  August 2019

  Bullet to the head

  HuskyJW said:

  As the team is trotting out on the field and Lou Gellerman says "starting at Quarterback for the Huskies....number 13...Jake Haener!"
  
  I'm jumping off the roof of the North Deck to the crowd below so hopefully the game gets canceled.

  Triple Lindy style?
  
  
  

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• Ice_Holmvik Member Posts: 2,911

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• GrandpaSankey Member Posts: 956

  August 2019

  Other

  
  

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• dnc Member Posts: 56,614

  August 2019

  OD on gas station male enhancement pills

  HHusky said:

  What is wrong with you guys? Seriously.

  We have a lot of hate in our lives

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• UWhuskytskeet Member Posts: 7,110

  August 2019

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  HHusky said:

  What is wrong with you guys? Seriously.

  You didn't vote.

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• CFetters_Nacho_Lover Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 29,931

  August 2019

  Bullet to the head

  Haener trots out as the starter and I'm like this guy
  
  
  
  On the other hand, if we see Eason, I'm withholding the right to change my mind.
  
  
  
  

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• WilburHooksHands Member Posts: 6,793

  August 2019

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  self immolation is the halbrain way

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• NEsnake12 Member Posts: 3,792

  August 2019

  OD on gas station male enhancement pills

  
  

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• Emoterman Member Posts: 3,333

  August 2019

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  Bleach suppository. Squeeze the power.

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• BleachedAnusDawg Member Posts: 11,162

  August 2019

  OD on gas station male enhancement pills

  I'll give my wife one last night to remember me by.

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• NoWarningJustDawg Member Posts: 1,000

  August 2019

  Other

  I got enough pills, Fentanyl patches, and delicious homemade alcohol to take out every Wigwam member at once. Ever dream of literally drowning in beer? I can make that happen.
  
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• CFetters_Nacho_Lover Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 29,931

  August 2019

  Bullet to the head

  Emoterman said:

  
  
  Bleach suppository. Squeeze the power.

  My first assignment in the Army was to Korea where I had a roommate who was dating a Korean chick and for a period was living with her until he caught her with another GI. He decided life wasn't worth going on anymore so he tried swallowing chlorox powder. Didn't work. He later joked that drinking bleach was probably a better idea but the power was the only thing laying around.

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• FireCohen Member Posts: 21,823

  August 2019

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  Rent a Maserati and we know how this story ends

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• nycgobears Member Posts: 153

  August 2019 edited August 2019

  
  Step off the ledge. This guy will take care of your problem in week 2.

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