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  • dirtysouwfdawg
    dirtysouwfdawg Member Posts: 14,103
    edited August 2019
    TheGhost206 said:


    BleachedAnusDawg said:

    Here are some ideas.

    Swallow water balloons filled with shots of alcohol and then shit them out during the game. Easy way to have a warm drink on a winter night.

    Soak a few tampons in vodka right before heading in and find a stall to stuff them up your add after you get in.

    Basically, your butthole offers many creative ways to smuggle booze in.

    For the two of us who aren't fags (NTTIAWWT), I would go the route of just stuffing a bottle in your pants.

    My ass would already be filled with coke balloons. So theres no room. After a TD I do a butthole kegel and pop one of those puppies and let the soft tissue do it's thang. Just a bit of a waiting game before wooooo daddy. Party time.

    Cocaine balloons.

    @dirtydrugsdawg approves of this idea.


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  • minion_doog
    minion_doog Member Posts: 2,024
    RoadDawg55 said:

    backthepack said:

    HAHA FUCKING SHIT DUDE.

    I sneak entire half gals of whisky or vodka into games.

    Just waist band that shit and wear a sweatshirt

    NOC if you are drinking straight from the bottle if ya at a game. Just don’t be a fucktard about it

    One time I pulled an airplane bottle out and had 5 blue hairs staring at me like I showed them my dick. Our fans are lame.
    Especially if they're already mad at you for standing and yelling. Don't give them a reason to put the usher's eyes on you.
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  • RaceBannon
    RaceBannon Member, Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 113,887 Founders Club
    H_D said:

    SpoonieLuv said:

    TheGhost206 said:

    Dennis_DeYoung said:

    TheGhost206 said:

    Dennis_DeYoung said:

    I stuffed a fucking 750 of Macallan 12 down my pants the last game I attended. JFC is it really that hard?

    Okay, so just bring it in. It's been awhile.
    If you can't at least fit 375s down your shorts you should be at Neighbors, not Husky Stadium.

    You think people really want to see if that's your junk vs. a bottle?
    I was thinking a little airplane bottle tucked next to my thimble dick.
    Tuck it in your foreskin.


    Ts and Ps @ForeskinWalletDawg
    Save yourself some time. I went ahead and did a search for docking gifs.



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  • ApostleofGrief
    ApostleofGrief Member Posts: 3,904
    TheGhost206 said:

    Not sure why UW is adverse to people having fun but if they want me in my seat the entire game against fucking Eastern I need some alcohol. Curious what people like to sneak in and what their method is? I assume the hard stuff is best and I appreciate that it doesn't make me piss as much. I have this 400lb sow at the end of my row that bitches every time someone wants to squeeze by (literally). The fatty has the whole row intimidated. :D

    Airplane bottles, flasks, recipes combined with concession options? Looking for some popular options. Thanks.

    @CirrhosisDawg should know
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  • dtd
    dtd Member Posts: 5,288 Standard Supporter
    RoadDawg55 said:

    backthepack said:

    HAHA FUCKING SHIT DUDE.

    I sneak entire half gals of whisky or vodka into games.

    Just waist band that shit and wear a sweatshirt

    NOC if you are drinking straight from the bottle if ya at a game. Just don’t be a fucktard about it

    One time I pulled an airplane bottle out of my ass and had 5 blue hairs staring at me like I showed them my dick. Our fans are lame.
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  • EsophagealFeces
    EsophagealFeces Member Posts: 13,162
    This thread delivers. Legit lolz
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  • DoogCourics
    DoogCourics Member Posts: 5,739
    edited August 2019
    You sound pour.

    I’m not so I buy overpriced drinks in Club Husky to go along with my overpriced tickets.

    Otherwise, invest in a flask and fill it with pre-made Rob Roy.
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  • HHusky
    HHusky Member Posts: 23,898
    In my golden years, I like to be able to pay attention to the game and remember it even. And though I love beer with football on my couch, I don't want to be drunk around a bunch of fucking idiots who may also be drunk. Get off my lawn!
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  • H_D
    H_D Member Posts: 6,098
    Dennis_DeYoung said:

    Many times I don't drink during games. But many times I do, as well.

    Either way it will be interesting.
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  • H_D
    H_D Member Posts: 6,098
    Doog_de_Jour said:

    The de_Jour women have been smuggling booze into Husky games the same way since Gil Dobie was running the show.


    Which Dad is that?
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  • AEB
    AEB Member Posts: 2,994
    DawgWagonDan said:

    I put cans of Rainier in the pouch of my parka for evening games. Yes, I wear a throwback UW Starter parka. It makes my beer belly look slightly larger than it already is and have never been busted so eat my ass. I've also been known to flask and/or double flask in the whiskey for warm weather games.

    Chinned for ‘eat my ass’... Ts&Ps for McGary
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  • dannarc
    dannarc Member Posts: 2,701
    I strap a catheter to each leg, with the nozzle tucked under my shirt....
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  • Dennis_DeYoung
    Dennis_DeYoung Member Posts: 14,754
    PurpleThrobber said:

    Dennis_DeYoung said:

    I stuffed a fucking 750 of Macallan 12 down my pants the last game I attended. JFC is it really that hard?

    Is that a 750 of Macallan in your pants or are you just happy to see me?

    Why not both?
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  • DerekJohnson
    DerekJohnson Administrator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 68,417 Founders Club
    Dennis_DeYoung said:

    TheGhost206 said:

    Dennis_DeYoung said:

    I stuffed a fucking 750 of Macallan 12 down my pants the last game I attended. JFC is it really that hard?

    Okay, so just bring it in. It's been awhile.
    If you can't at least fit 375s down your shorts you should be at Neighbors, not Husky Stadium.

    You think people really want to see if that's your junk vs. a bottle?
    Is that a 750 of Macallan 12 in your pants or are you just happy to see me?
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  • PurpleThrobber
    PurpleThrobber Member Posts: 48,078
    Dennis_DeYoung said:

    PurpleThrobber said:

    Dennis_DeYoung said:

    I stuffed a fucking 750 of Macallan 12 down my pants the last game I attended. JFC is it really that hard?

    Is that a 750 of Macallan in your pants or are you just happy to see me?

    Why not both?
    One time at band camp......

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  • H_D
    H_D Member Posts: 6,098
    DoogCourics said:

    You sound pour.

    I’m not so I buy overpriced drinks in Club Husky to go along with my overpriced tickets.

    Otherwise, invest in a flask and fill it with pre-made Rob Roy.


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  • Pitchfork51
    Pitchfork51 Member Posts: 27,662
    PurpleThrobber said:

    Dennis_DeYoung said:

    PurpleThrobber said:

    Dennis_DeYoung said:

    I stuffed a fucking 750 of Macallan 12 down my pants the last game I attended. JFC is it really that hard?

    Is that a 750 of Macallan in your pants or are you just happy to see me?

    Why not both?
    One time at band camp......

    How do old fucks like you know that reference
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  • PurpleThrobber
    PurpleThrobber Member Posts: 48,078
    Pitchfork51 said:

    PurpleThrobber said:

    Dennis_DeYoung said:

    PurpleThrobber said:

    Dennis_DeYoung said:

    I stuffed a fucking 750 of Macallan 12 down my pants the last game I attended. JFC is it really that hard?

    Is that a 750 of Macallan in your pants or are you just happy to see me?

    Why not both?
    One time at band camp......

    How do old fucks like you know that reference
    Your version was a remake

    @RaceBannon and I watched it with subtitles and live piano player....then went out for drinks at the speakeasy.



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  • Gladstone
    Gladstone Member Posts: 16,419
    GaryFromTeenMom said:

    I just like to wear a diaper in (they never can figure it out at security...it just looks like I have a huge bulge) and drink was much WATER as humanly possible and see how big I can get that diaper between the light rail ride from Angle Lake and back. Sorry, not sorry.


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  • MikeDamone
    MikeDamone Member Posts: 37,781
    I just stick with water.
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  • dflea
    dflea Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 7,287 Swaye's Wigwam
    DoogCourics said:

    You sound pour.

    I’m not so I buy overpriced drinks in Club Husky to go along with my overpriced tickets.

    Otherwise, invest in a flask and fill it with pre-made Rob Roy.

    What do you think about going to a game or two together some crisp fall afternoon this season?

    I'll drive - you cover the drinks.

    Sound good? PM me.
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  • dirtysouwfdawg
    dirtysouwfdawg Member Posts: 14,103
    dflea said:

    DoogCourics said:

    You sound pour.

    I’m not so I buy overpriced drinks in Club Husky to go along with my overpriced tickets.

    Otherwise, invest in a flask and fill it with pre-made Rob Roy.

    What do you think about going to a game or two together some crisp fall afternoon this season?

    I'll drive - you cover the drinks.

    Sound good? PM me.
    Lyft
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  • Rapeculturedawg
    Rapeculturedawg Member Posts: 899
    Hollowed out sub sandwich from safeway with a bottle in it was a fun one. Friends were pissed that the sandwich wasnt for eating though..
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