Alcohol
Airplane bottles, flasks, recipes combined with concession options? Looking for some popular options. Thanks.
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Have you not heard of The Zone?
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I have but I'd rather watch the game.H_D said:Have you not heard of The Zone?
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I stuffed a fucking 750 of Macallan 12 down my pants the last game I attended. JFC is it really that hard?
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Okay, so just bring it in. It's been awhile.Dennis_DeYoung said:I stuffed a fucking 750 of Macallan 12 down my pants the last game I attended. JFC is it really that hard?
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If you can't at least fit 375s down your shorts you should be at Neighbors, not Husky Stadium.TheGhost206 said:
Okay, so just bring it in. It's been awhile.Dennis_DeYoung said:I stuffed a fucking 750 of Macallan 12 down my pants the last game I attended. JFC is it really that hard?
You think people really want to see if that's your junk vs. a bottle? -
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I was thinking a little airplane bottle tucked next to my thimble dick.Dennis_DeYoung said:
If you can't at least fit 375s down your shorts you should be at Neighbors, not Husky Stadium.TheGhost206 said:
Okay, so just bring it in. It's been awhile.Dennis_DeYoung said:I stuffed a fucking 750 of Macallan 12 down my pants the last game I attended. JFC is it really that hard?
You think people really want to see if that's your junk vs. a bottle? -
I put cans of Rainier in the pouch of my parka for evening games. Yes, I wear a throwback UW Starter parka. It makes my beer belly look slightly larger than it already is and have never been busted so eat my ass. I've also been known to flask and/or double flask in the whiskey for warm weather games.
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Tuck it in your foreskin.TheGhost206 said:
I was thinking a little airplane bottle tucked next to my thimble dick.Dennis_DeYoung said:
If you can't at least fit 375s down your shorts you should be at Neighbors, not Husky Stadium.TheGhost206 said:
Okay, so just bring it in. It's been awhile.Dennis_DeYoung said:I stuffed a fucking 750 of Macallan 12 down my pants the last game I attended. JFC is it really that hard?
You think people really want to see if that's your junk vs. a bottle?
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I am FOR alcohol
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Dennis_DeYoung said:
If you can't at least fit 375s down your shorts you should be at Neighbors, not Husky Stadium.TheGhost206 said:
Okay, so just bring it in. It's been awhile.Dennis_DeYoung said:I stuffed a fucking 750 of Macallan 12 down my pants the last game I attended. JFC is it really that hard?
You think people really want to see if that's your junk vs. a bottle?
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how do you think foreskin wallets are madeSpoonieLuv said:
Tuck it in your foreskin.TheGhost206 said:
I was thinking a little airplane bottle tucked next to my thimble dick.Dennis_DeYoung said:
If you can't at least fit 375s down your shorts you should be at Neighbors, not Husky Stadium.TheGhost206 said:
Okay, so just bring it in. It's been awhile.Dennis_DeYoung said:I stuffed a fucking 750 of Macallan 12 down my pants the last game I attended. JFC is it really that hard?
You think people really want to see if that's your junk vs. a bottle?
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Save yourself some time. I went ahead and did a search for docking gifs.SpoonieLuv said:
Tuck it in your foreskin.TheGhost206 said:
I was thinking a little airplane bottle tucked next to my thimble dick.Dennis_DeYoung said:
If you can't at least fit 375s down your shorts you should be at Neighbors, not Husky Stadium.TheGhost206 said:
Okay, so just bring it in. It's been awhile.Dennis_DeYoung said:I stuffed a fucking 750 of Macallan 12 down my pants the last game I attended. JFC is it really that hard?
You think people really want to see if that's your junk vs. a bottle?
Ts and Ps @ForeskinWalletDawg
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If you don't know how to sneak in alcohol to a college football game you aren't a drinker anyways.
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I'm usually sober as a judge during the games. When I've been drunk it's harder for me to pay attention to what's happening on the field all the time and I'm a big enough asshole sober. I would have been banned from the stadium by now if I always drank for the games.
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I'll take "Things a fag says for 100 Alex."LostDoogReward said:I'm usually sober as a judge during the games. When I've been drunk it's harder for me to pay attention to what's happening on the field all the time and I'm a big enough asshole sober. I would have been banned from the stadium by now if I always drank for the games.
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Airline bottles are great for variety. My beard likes peppermint schnapps in her cocoa, Baileys and scotch in her coffee, scotch or rum in a coke. I'm usually pretty loaded by the time we head in from tailgate so an 8 oz flask of scotch usually lasts me a game even if I share with a rando neighbor. In your pocket is fine. Discretion in the stands is a good idea.
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Many times I don't drink during games. But many times I do, as well.
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Hurtful. But the truth always cuts the deepest.Swaye said:
I'll take "Things a fag says for 100 Alex."LostDoogReward said:I'm usually sober as a judge during the games. When I've been drunk it's harder for me to pay attention to what's happening on the field all the time and I'm a big enough asshole sober. I would have been banned from the stadium by now if I always drank for the games.
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Here are some ideas.
Swallow water balloons filled with shots of alcohol and then shit them out during the game. Easy way to have a warm drink on a winter night.
Soak a few tampons in vodka right before heading in and find a stall to stuff them up your add after you get in.
Basically, your butthole offers many creative ways to smuggle booze in.
For the two of us who aren't fags (NTTIAWWT), I would go the route of just stuffing a bottle in your pants. -
a pint in the hood ...airplane minis in the socks.. ask concessions to not fill up soda... wait for stall in bathroom ...empty minis ... lather rinse repeat ....
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My ass would already be filled with coke balloons. So theres no room. After a TD I do a butthole kegel and pop one of those puppies and let the soft tissue do it's thang. Just a bit of a waiting game before wooooo daddy. Party time.BleachedAnusDawg said:Here are some ideas.
Swallow water balloons filled with shots of alcohol and then shit them out during the game. Easy way to have a warm drink on a winter night.
Soak a few tampons in vodka right before heading in and find a stall to stuff them up your add after you get in.
Basically, your butthole offers many creative ways to smuggle booze in.
For the two of us who aren't fags (NTTIAWWT), I would go the route of just stuffing a bottle in your pants.
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I for one appreciate the alcohol policy. It gives cheap fucks like me the excuse to sneak in a fifth of whiskey and avoid paying for $12 beers like it's a damn Mariners game. Every year I'm in a row that might as well be an extension of a tailgate. Literally everyone fudgepacks (free pub) in their booze. One day the AD will wake the fuck up and realize the cash they're leaving on the table.
Also, all of the above makes you an even bigger dumbfuck if you leave at halftime to go drink. Not only are you too stupid to figure out how to get drunk during the game, but you're a Stanford dipshit quality fan who won't show back up until late in the third, if at all. Fuck off. -
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Airplane shots in the front pockets, pint or flask in the back pocket. Security doesn’t pat you down, you good fam.
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HAHA FUCKING SHIT DUDE.
I sneak entire half gals of whisky or vodka into games.
Just waist band that shit and wear a sweatshirt
NOC if you are drinking straight from the bottle if ya at a game. Just don’t be a fucktard about it -
Ahhhhh man I miss my college days sometims.backthepack said:HAHA FUCKING SHIT DUDE.
I sneak entire half gals of whisky or vodka into games.
Just waist band that shit and wear a sweatshirt
NOC if you are drinking straight from the bottle if ya at a game. Just don’t be a fucktard about it -
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One time I pulled an airplane bottle out and had 5 blue hairs staring at me like I showed them my dick. Our fans are lame.backthepack said:HAHA FUCKING SHIT DUDE.
I sneak entire half gals of whisky or vodka into games.
Just waist band that shit and wear a sweatshirt
NOC if you are drinking straight from the bottle if ya at a game. Just don’t be a fucktard about it
