UW Football Players: Not Great Hips Edition
http://blogs.seattletimes.com/huskyfootball/2014/02/17/scouting-bishop-sankey-and-austin-seferian-jenkins/
Notables:
ASJ: "Tight hips."
Sankey: "Shows some hip tightness."
With the uncomfortable truth out there and no longer undeniable, who do we blame? The TBS gurus who lie about the hips of teenagers or Sark for not stressing the importance of great hips while at UW?
Comments
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PLSS is the only person I know who is truly qualified to evaluate teen boy hips. Peterman made a big mistake not approaching him about joining the staff.
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I think I'll trust the recruiting experts that have been stalking these boys since they we're preteens.
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I've been a recruiting guru long before any of these fucks. Recruiting is an important part of the game. Why do the Dinglebury ies here pretend not to follow it? The biggest TBS' are the same ones that criticize others for being a TBS. Fucking hypocrisy knows no bounds round heeya!allpurpleallgold said:I think I'll trust the recruiting experts that have been stalking these boys since they we're preteens.
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If I like my hypocrisy can I keep it?puppylove_sugarsteel said:
I've been a recruiting guru long before any of these fucks. Recruiting is an important part of the game. Why do the Dinglebury ies here pretend not to follow it? The biggest TBS' are the same ones that criticize others for being a TBS. Fucking hypocrisy knows no bounds round heeya!allpurpleallgold said:I think I'll trust the recruiting experts that have been stalking these boys since they we're preteens.
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What the fuck does Sankey have to do in order to get "great hips" listed in his scouting report? He looked shifty and tough to bring down to me. I would think someone who runs like Sankey would have great hips.
Great hips needs to be banished from scouting football players just like saying a basketball player that is 6'10" is long. I don't know which one is worse. -
Seriously feel that PLSS needs to weigh in on this one. I'm not fucking around either. He seems to know something about this eval criteria so I'd love to have his take.RoadDawg55 said:What the fuck does Sankey have to do in order to get "great hips" listed in his scouting report? He looked shifty and tough to bring down to me. I would think someone who runs like Sankey would have great hips.
I don't look at hips, and I'm not sure exactly what they do for a football player. I imagine that they assist with cutting, twisting, balance, and the strength required to recover or fight for extra yards when a force acts on you and sends your upper and lower body in opposite directions. These are things I think of when I visualize Sankey's running...things that he's exceptional at.
Maybe I've been watching a different running back. -
My favorite is when they talk about some quarterbacks having small hands.
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Did you know Dave Krieg had small hands? He also went to to now defunct Milton College.greenblood said:My favorite is when they talk about some quarterbacks having small hands.
Also, Quincy Pondexter's father was a prison guard and Isaiah Thomas got his name because his dad lost a bet.
#ThingsTheMediaNeverMentioned
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Did you know Jerome Bettis is from Detroit?dnc said:
Did you know Dave Krieg had small hands? He also went to to now defunct Milton College.greenblood said:My favorite is when they talk about some quarterbacks having small hands.
Also, Quincy Pondexter's father was a prison guard and Isaiah Thomas got his name because his dad lost a bet.
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NFL draft talk........the Chris Hansen edition.
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I want to know if Sankey and ASJ if they go to the shower or the fridge first thing in the morning?
I swear I'm not a chimo even though I stalk teen boys for a living and totally look like one. -
no chimo?He_Needs_More_Time said:I want to know if Sankey and ASJ if they go to the shower or the fridge first thing in the morning?
I swear I'm not a chimo even though I stalk teen boys for a living and totally look like one.
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ASJ has soft hands. At least that was the rumor in the sororities.
Sankey has great peripheral vision. At least that was the rumor at WSU.
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RoadDawg55 said:
What the fuck does Sankey have to do in order to get "great hips" listed in his scouting report? He looked shifty and tough to bring down to me. I would think someone who runs like Sankey would have great hips.
Great hips needs to be banished from scouting football players just like saying a basketball player that is 6'10" is long. I don't know which one is worse.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa. There’s still plenty of meat on that bone. Now you take this home, throw it in a pot, add some broth, a potato. Baby, you’ve got a stew going.Dardanus said:RoadDawg55 said:What the fuck does Sankey have to do in order to get "great hips" listed in his scouting report? He looked shifty and tough to bring down to me. I would think someone who runs like Sankey would have great hips.
Great hips needs to be banished from scouting football players just like saying a basketball player that is 6'10" is long. I don't know which one is worse.
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Check this out. $1,100 is exactly what I charge for acting classes.dnc said:
Whoa, whoa, whoa. There’s still plenty of meat on that bone. Now you take this home, throw it in a pot, add some broth, a potato. Baby, you’ve got a stew going.Dardanus said:RoadDawg55 said:What the fuck does Sankey have to do in order to get "great hips" listed in his scouting report? He looked shifty and tough to bring down to me. I would think someone who runs like Sankey would have great hips.
Great hips needs to be banished from scouting football players just like saying a basketball player that is 6'10" is long. I don't know which one is worse. -
Let me tell you a little story about acting. I was doing this Showtime movie, Hot Ice with Anne Archer, never once touched my per diem. I'd go to Craft Service, get some raw veggies, bacon, Cup-A-Soup... baby, I got a stew going.Dardanus said:
Check this out. $1,100 is exactly what I charge for acting classes.dnc said:
Whoa, whoa, whoa. There’s still plenty of meat on that bone. Now you take this home, throw it in a pot, add some broth, a potato. Baby, you’ve got a stew going.Dardanus said:RoadDawg55 said:What the fuck does Sankey have to do in order to get "great hips" listed in his scouting report? He looked shifty and tough to bring down to me. I would think someone who runs like Sankey would have great hips.
Great hips needs to be banished from scouting football players just like saying a basketball player that is 6'10" is long. I don't know which one is worse.
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Sankey and ASJ should ask @Jesus Christ to let Chubbs down from heaven to work on their hips before the combine.Dardanus said:RoadDawg55 said:What the fuck does Sankey have to do in order to get "great hips" listed in his scouting report? He looked shifty and tough to bring down to me. I would think someone who runs like Sankey would have great hips.
Great hips needs to be banished from scouting football players just like saying a basketball player that is 6'10" is long. I don't know which one is worse.
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Those two guys are way too old for Kimmy, F3 and Eklund. Those pervs like em young.Dardanus said:RoadDawg55 said:What the fuck does Sankey have to do in order to get "great hips" listed in his scouting report? He looked shifty and tough to bring down to me. I would think someone who runs like Sankey would have great hips.
Great hips needs to be banished from scouting football players just like saying a basketball player that is 6'10" is long. I don't know which one is worse.
Seriously though does Sankey go to the shower or fridge in the morning?
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