CircleJerk Eccentric Bracket Round 1: [7] Pitchfork51 vs [10] PurpleThrobber
@PurpleThrobber — Horndawg king, rebranded himself two years ago to where nearly every post from then on involves tits or sex or some other perverted item. Which is great. Also known for his love and knowledge of the south, particularly New Orleans. If you namedrop the name of an actress or any female really, rest assured he’ll be there to post her cleavage for the world to see.
CircleJerk Eccentric Bracket Round 1: [7] Pitchfork51 vs [10] PurpleThrobber 47 votes
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37 votes
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PurpleThrobber
Huh?Gladstone said:@Pitchfork51 Went to Oregon State but loves ASU apparently.
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PurpleThrobberWay to wagon jump bitchfork
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PurpleThrobberPoasters who refer to themselves in the third person:
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PurpleThrobberI was promised joobs
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PurpleThrobberPitch is lowkey one of my favorite non-UW poasters. I would take an army of his kind over one single DJDuck anyday.
Throbber is a chinstitution here though. Shitty pull putting Throbber/Bitchfork 2020 against one another first round. Of course everyone is going to vote the presidential front runner over the VP. -
PurpleThrobberI like joobs more than I like myself.
Might have to meet gladstone at the 7-11 -
PurpleThrobber
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PurpleThrobberThe Throbber has been one of my faves going back to his Anna Kournikova days on DM.c.
Those were simpler tims. -
PurpleThrobber
Low barPitchfork51 said:I like joobs more than I like myself.
Like both these posters, but hate Beav fans posing as ASU fans who make 100 poasts daily on UW boards
I want to go out drinking with Throbber and Bitchyfork -
PurpleThrobberHow did the Oregon State thing even start
I can't remember if I said it or someone else.
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Pitchfork51The Throbber is a tough out and deserves the W here. His rep as a purveyor of tasteful smut is second to none. But I have to do a vote of gratitude to BitchFork for always being a good sport. And seriously, what the fuck kinda of ASU lovin', pool party bro, spends their entire existence on a renegade Husky Football fan message bored? It boggles the mind. I mean the odds have to be like 1 in a million.
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Pitchfork51Caz he likes it when we refer to him as bitchfork
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PurpleThrobber
I really, really wanted to say cuntYellowSnow said:The Throbber is a tough out and deserves the W here. His rep as a purveyor of tasteful smut is second to none. But I have to do a vote of gratitude to BitchFork for always being a good sport. And seriously, what the fuck kinda of ASU lovin', pool party bro, spends their entire existence on a renegade Husky Football fan message bored? It boggles the mind. I mean the odds have to be like 1 in a million.
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PurpleThrobberNobody down votes me quite like bitchfork, so this is a hurt feelings vote more than anything else.
Throbber is the reason I can't browse at work anymore. -
PurpleThrobber
Hahahhaha YBFEPitchfork51 said:
I really, really wanted to say cuntYellowSnow said:The Throbber is a tough out and deserves the W here. His rep as a purveyor of tasteful smut is second to none. But I have to do a vote of gratitude to BitchFork for always being a good sport. And seriously, what the fuck kinda of ASU lovin', pool party bro, spends their entire existence on a renegade Husky Football fan message bored? It boggles the mind. I mean the odds have to be like 1 in a million.
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PurpleThrobber
Do I? Not sure I've thought much about itGreenRiverGatorz said:Nobody down votes me quite like bitchfork, so this is a hurt feelings vote more than anything else.
Throbber is the reason I can't browse at work anymore. -
PurpleThrobber
That's even more hurtfulPitchfork51 said:
Do I? Not sure I've thought much about itGreenRiverGatorz said:Nobody down votes me quite like bitchfork, so this is a hurt feelings vote more than anything else.
Throbber is the reason I can't browse at work anymore. -
PurpleThrobberBitchfork is dope.
Jewbs are doper. -
Pitchfork51@BleachedAnusDawg can't get in to the third person routine.
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Pitchfork51How did bitchfork even get in this bracket?
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PurpleThrobberThis was a tough pick for me. Fans of other programs that can weather the storm around here deserve credit, but Throbber is always quick with the soft porn and his avatar is Grimace.
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PurpleThrobber
YrykMad_Son said:How did bitchfork even get in this bracket?
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Pitchfork51I can’t vote. It’s like Sophie’s choice. I love them both the same. Maybe I will vote for the throbber since he’s a DAWG plus I think he goes to hookers. So that’s another +
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PurpleThrobberEqually good posters. Throbber brings the tita and ass, which is hard to overcome.
Pitchfork understands -
PurpleThrobber@Pitchfork51
Pros: changed his avatar back to Patrick Swayze in “Roadhouse” when I asked nicely...which makes me happy; always there to knock us down a peg when we get too happy or doogish by reminding us of how we always lose to Cal down in the desert
Cons:ASUOregon State fan; has yet to SAY IT TO MY FACE in front of the Taco Bell
@PurpleThrobber
Pros: I do find the way he refers to himself in the third person charming; UW fan
Con(?): pretty sure he’s actually Grimace -
PurpleThrobberTaco Bell is poor people food.
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PurpleThrobber
And?PurpleJ said:Taco Bell is poor people food.
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PurpleThrobberThrobber goes in deep 36-10 over bitchfork
