CircleJerk Eccentric Bracket Round 1: [1] Swaye vs [16] BennyBeaver

@Swaye — Despite his recent marriage (!) which nearly blew his 1 seed, Swaye has long been the HH Native American redneck hybrid sex icon. Flagrantly perverted. Fighter pilot. Orkin employee. Loaded with every strain of HPV known to man. One-time game thread legend, vowing to drink himself to death if it ensures a victory. Beloved for his self-flagellating sense of humor and his proclivity to post pictures of tits in the wam, many would point to his famous storytelling threads on the main forum as his most valuable contributions. Detractors would say he’s gone soft as he went from redneck Indiana Jones to married, he now willingly misses 1/2 of the live games, and can disappear for stretches at a time. But come on. He's Swaye. GOAT status.

@BennyBeaver — The lovable Beaver fan seems to find the most joy in prodding other posters on political matters. Years of OSU fan hardship have taken their toll on his sensibility. Resigned to his fate, he rarely adds confidence in any of his statements. All that being said, he has one of the more unique personalities on the forum, and his thick skin is something to be commended. Is a pretty low-effort troll, but has bouts of hilarity and cognizance from time to time.