CircleJerk HH(B) OG Bracket Round 1: [5] PurpleBaze vs [12] allpurpleallgold

@PurpleBaze -- far and away everyone's favorite camelhead. Baze is a rare breed here in that he's a tongue-in-cheek playful poster 90% of the time, but when he's pissed off, truly pissed off, he can offer some of the best football content on the forum. This usually only happens after brutal, heart-crushing UW losses. He has no filter in his ability to goad certain posters like Puppy, and that tenacity may grate on some, but others find it endearing and funny.

@allpurpleallgold -- old school dude whose recent bitterness has exiled him to the basketball forum. There he wants only to wile away the dull hours by arguing Warriors, Bron, and other mostly NBA-related topics. Which is a shame because he's in the top ~5% of witty and insightful posters here. He_Needs_More_Time once described APAG as 'the most honest and hilarious son of a bitch you'll ever meet online'.