4th of July Shenanigans
Below is why FML is the understatement of the previous day and half.
Happy 4th Fudgepackers. Drink a bunch and don’t blow any limbs off. Let the day drinking begin!
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I'm off of work in 30 minutes. Then tim to hit the store. Then drinking by the pool and making jello shots for tomorrow.
Hopefully the hot trophy milfs are out in force at the pool today.
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Borderline but have to include it. Mods?!UW_Doog_Bot said:I'm off of work in 30 minutes. Then tim to hit the store. Then drinking by the pool and making jello shots for tomorrow.
Hopefully the hot trophy milfs are out in force at the pool today.
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FRANNY?! God Bless Merica'
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I remember my fireworks phase.
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We don't celebrate the 4th at our house
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good move @RaceBannon - just the other day I learnt that the US flag is raycistRaceBannon said:We don't celebrate the 4th at our house
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I have work in the morning fml
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My wife is working tomorrow because they are selling homes tomorrow
As she just said, " I don't care I don't celebrate the 4th"
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If you need it sold, call Mrs Bannon.RaceBannon said:My wife is working tomorrow because they are selling homes tomorrow
As she just said, " I don't care I don't celebrate the 4th"
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This feels like the workings of a catchy jingle. I know a guy, let’s make this happen.YellowSnow said:
If you need it sold, call Mrs Bannon.RaceBannon said:My wife is working tomorrow because they are selling homes tomorrow
As she just said, " I don't care I don't celebrate the 4th"
You thought I was kidding. -
I will allow this in honor of this countries glorious birthday. Also, fuck all you white people but please buy our fireworks. TYFYSUW_Doog_Bot said:
Borderline but have to include it. Mods?!UW_Doog_Bot said:I'm off of work in 30 minutes. Then tim to hit the store. Then drinking by the pool and making jello shots for tomorrow.
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Off to an all inclusive unlimited alcohol, too small for cruise ships island in the Bahamas
I refuse to glorify the genocidal slaughter of State's ancestors by remaining in the continental US on this ignominious day
Gombay Smash is the drink of the Bahamas
Might be a good time to take up cigars too
For those of you driving rusted-out Pintos which I guess is everybody reading this hopefully you can get to an airport someday
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This sounds like a setup for having to suck dick for Evian bottled water. Have we learned nothing?doublebraiddawg said:Off to an all inclusive unlimited alcohol, too small for cruise ships island in the Bahamas
I refuse to glorify the genocidal slaughter of State's ancestors by remaining in the continental US on this ignominious day
Gombay Smash is the drink of the Bahamas
Might be a good time to take up cigars too
For those of you driving rusted-out Pintos which I guess is everybody reading this hopefully you can get to an airport someday
Later Bi-otches
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Layover in Atlanta with phallic worship idol is not a good sign -
or is it....doublebraiddawg said:
Layover in Atlanta with phallic worship idol is not a good sign
