Hardcore Husky IRL as seen in NYC

Did you do the Big Bus tour? Really good way for noobs like you to see the city IMO.

Also, "must do" items for any worthwhile visit to New York are:

- selfie in front of the coffee shop on the upper west side that looks like the place where Seinfeld ate....even though they just used a set in Los Angeles.
- picture of yourself eating a croissant looking into the window of Tiffany's on 5th Avenue
- tour the Empire State Building but be super cheap like a real midwestern tourist and pay the regular cheapo price so you can stand in a 3 hour line up instead of spending a few extra bucks to take the express elevator. Everyone knows the real New York experience is to be in a huge line up 2 floors below street level with a bunch of idiots from fly over America complaining about why the line doesn't move.