Also, "must do" items for any worthwhile visit to New York are:
- selfie in front of the coffee shop on the upper west side that looks like the place where Seinfeld ate....even though they just used a set in Los Angeles. - picture of yourself eating a croissant looking into the window of Tiffany's on 5th Avenue - tour the Empire State Building but be super cheap like a real midwestern tourist and pay the regular cheapo price so you can stand in a 3 hour line up instead of spending a few extra bucks to take the express elevator. Everyone knows the real New York experience is to be in a huge line up 2 floors below street level with a bunch of idiots from fly over America complaining about why the line doesn't move.
Thanks for the tips (tee hee). This was a couple days ago and was on 42nd street. I was walking it hoping some of the old ho-tels and apartments, and peepshows (glory holes) were still a thing, but sadly not to be found. Getting a $10 roll of quarters was a waste of time. There are tits in time square now. Like lots of them. Girls going topless in body paint. No pics so flag away.
Once in your life you find her Someone that turns your heart around And next thing you know you're closing down the town Wake up and it's still with you Even though you left her way across town Wondering to yourself, "Hey, what've I found?"
When you get caught between the Moon and New York City I know it's crazy, but it's true If you get caught between the Moon and New York City The best that you can do The best that you can do is fall in love
Arthur he does as he pleases All of his life, he's mastered choice Deep in his heart, he's just, he's just a boy Living his life one day at a time And showing himself a really good time Laughing about the way they want him to be
When you get caught between the Moon and New York City I know it's crazy, but it's true If you get caught between the Moon and New York City The best that you can do, The best that you can do is fall in love
When you get caught between the Moon and New York City I know it's crazy, but it's true If you get caught between the Moon and New York City The best that you can do, The best that you can do is fall in love
Once in your life you find her Someone that turns your heart around And next thing you know you're closing down the town Wake up and it's still with you Even though you left her way across town Wondering to yourself, "Hey, what've I found?"
When you get caught between the Moon and New York City I know it's crazy, but it's true If you get caught between the Moon and New York City The best that you can do The best that you can do is fall in love
Arthur he does as he pleases All of his life, he's mastered choice Deep in his heart, he's just, he's just a boy Living his life one day at a time And showing himself a really good time Laughing about the way they want him to be
When you get caught between the Moon and New York City I know it's crazy, but it's true If you get caught between the Moon and New York City The best that you can do, The best that you can do is fall in love
When you get caught between the Moon and New York City I know it's crazy, but it's true If you get caught between the Moon and New York City The best that you can do, The best that you can do is fall in love
I'd tell you to kill yourself, except that you probably wouldn't donate in August. Unless of course you have a provision in your will that stipulates your entire estate is to be donated to Hardcore Husky.
Once in your life you find her Someone that turns your heart around And next thing you know you're closing down the town Wake up and it's still with you Even though you left her way across town Wondering to yourself, "Hey, what've I found?"
When you get caught between the Moon and New York City I know it's crazy, but it's true If you get caught between the Moon and New York City The best that you can do The best that you can do is fall in love
Arthur he does as he pleases All of his life, he's mastered choice Deep in his heart, he's just, he's just a boy Living his life one day at a time And showing himself a really good time Laughing about the way they want him to be
When you get caught between the Moon and New York City I know it's crazy, but it's true If you get caught between the Moon and New York City The best that you can do, The best that you can do is fall in love
When you get caught between the Moon and New York City I know it's crazy, but it's true If you get caught between the Moon and New York City The best that you can do, The best that you can do is fall in love
I'd tell you to kill yourself, except that you probably wouldn't donate in August. Unless of course you have a provision in your will that stipulates your entire estate is to be donated to Hardcore Husky.
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- selfie in front of the coffee shop on the upper west side that looks like the place where Seinfeld ate....even though they just used a set in Los Angeles.
- picture of yourself eating a croissant looking into the window of Tiffany's on 5th Avenue
- tour the Empire State Building but be super cheap like a real midwestern tourist and pay the regular cheapo price so you can stand in a 3 hour line up instead of spending a few extra bucks to take the express elevator. Everyone knows the real New York experience is to be in a huge line up 2 floors below street level with a bunch of idiots from fly over America complaining about why the line doesn't move.
Someone that turns your heart around
And next thing you know you're closing down the town
Wake up and it's still with you
Even though you left her way across town
Wondering to yourself, "Hey, what've I found?"
When you get caught between the Moon and New York City
I know it's crazy, but it's true
If you get caught between the Moon and New York City
The best that you can do
The best that you can do is fall in love
Arthur he does as he pleases
All of his life, he's mastered choice
Deep in his heart, he's just, he's just a boy
Living his life one day at a time
And showing himself a really good time
Laughing about the way they want him to be
When you get caught between the Moon and New York City
I know it's crazy, but it's true
If you get caught between the Moon and New York City
The best that you can do,
The best that you can do is fall in love
When you get caught between the Moon and New York City
I know it's crazy, but it's true
If you get caught between the Moon and New York City
The best that you can do,
The best that you can do is fall in love