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Laid up after surgery and rewatching the Rose Bowl....
ToddTurnerLIVES
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Not kidding you, I had this: https://myhealth.alberta.ca/Health/aftercareinformation/pages/conditions.aspx?hwid=ug5522
If you want to be haunted in your dreams for the next week try searching for "hydrocelectomy" on youtube.
Anyways, the thing that was so doubly fucking stupid about running our offense was that JAKE FUCKING BROWNING was our QB. I'm not even done with the first half and there have to be close to 10 plays where receivers are getting lit up as soon as the ball flutters into their hands because it took fucking forever to get there. If you want to run this gadgety/timing/quick-throw offense then run it with a guy whose arm can actually get the ball there before the defense does. Or better yet, just don't run a bullshit gadgety offense.
And man I am so glad we don't have to see Jake's Eeyore ass anymore. I've never seen a guy ooze shit-headedness like Jake. Not only will Skinny be a more talented QB but players won't want to slit his throat which has to count for something.
I'm firmly into the early-offseason, delusional, expectation-inflating phase of the spring. We're only in May and I'm already talking myself in Andrea Baccellia and Aaron Fuller having breakout senior years and McGrew being the real deal "Great White Hope" that we all so desperately want him to be.
If you want to be haunted in your dreams for the next week try searching for "hydrocelectomy" on youtube.
Anyways, the thing that was so doubly fucking stupid about running our offense was that JAKE FUCKING BROWNING was our QB. I'm not even done with the first half and there have to be close to 10 plays where receivers are getting lit up as soon as the ball flutters into their hands because it took fucking forever to get there. If you want to run this gadgety/timing/quick-throw offense then run it with a guy whose arm can actually get the ball there before the defense does. Or better yet, just don't run a bullshit gadgety offense.
And man I am so glad we don't have to see Jake's Eeyore ass anymore. I've never seen a guy ooze shit-headedness like Jake. Not only will Skinny be a more talented QB but players won't want to slit his throat which has to count for something.
I'm firmly into the early-offseason, delusional, expectation-inflating phase of the spring. We're only in May and I'm already talking myself in Andrea Baccellia and Aaron Fuller having breakout senior years and McGrew being the real deal "Great White Hope" that we all so desperately want him to be.
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What pain pills bruh?
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Ha! Spoken like one who's spent some time with the trainer... No acetaminophen. Just 10mgs of the good stuff for Em if my shoulder or hip are dangling.YellowSnow said:What pain pills bruh?
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The pills are some weak nonsense. They gave me just 10 pills, of which you can take 1 every 4-6 hours. I then went back on day 2 and told them I was going to burn the place down if I didn't get more of something stronger... they then gave me 20 of the same pill which is some shit mixed with aspirin. I can't be up off the couch for more than 5 minutes without being in significant pain and these a-holes gave me TEN FUCKING PILLS after the surgery like that was going to do anything for me.YellowSnow said:What pain pills bruh?
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Nah. Never missed a race or day of practice in years at UW. But I almost lost my casting arm in a horrific ski crash in Utah 7 years back.MisterEm said:
Ha! Spoken like one who's spent some time with the trainer... No acetaminophen. Just 10mgs of the good stuff for Em if my shoulder or hip are dangling.YellowSnow said:What pain pills bruh?
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ToddTurnerLIVES said:
The pills are some weak nonsense. They gave me just 10 pills, of which you can take 1 every 4-6 hours. I then went back on day 2 and told them I was going to burn the place down if I didn't get more of something stronger... they then gave me 20 of the same pill which is some shit mixed with aspirin. I can't be up off the couch for more than 5 minutes without being in significant pain and these a-holes gave me TEN FUCKING PILLS after the surgery like that was going to do anything for me.YellowSnow said:What pain pills bruh?
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Showed up hurt freshman fall and had two further bankhart repairs as an SA. They took great care of us for part and non schollie kids. You just had to show up for your PT appts...YellowSnow said:
Nah. Never missed a race or day of practice in years at UW. But I almost lost my casting arm in a horrific ski crash in Utah 7 years back.MisterEm said:
Ha! Spoken like one who's spent some time with the trainer... No acetaminophen. Just 10mgs of the good stuff for Em if my shoulder or hip are dangling.YellowSnow said:What pain pills bruh?
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I’m glad I had my major surgery BEFORE the opioid epidemic. Fucking addictive personality junkies fucked it up for everyone else.ToddTurnerLIVES said:
The pills are some weak nonsense. They gave me just 10 pills, of which you can take 1 every 4-6 hours. I then went back on day 2 and told them I was going to burn the place down if I didn't get more of something stronger... they then gave me 20 of the same pill which is some shit mixed with aspirin. I can't be up off the couch for more than 5 minutes without being in significant pain and these a-holes gave me TEN FUCKING PILLS after the surgery like that was going to do anything for me.YellowSnow said:What pain pills bruh?
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I had a fairly major orthopedic “issue” about 12 years ago. I got as much oxy as I wanted, even though it was sorta a runaround for the mister to fill the scripts. Had minor but unpleasant withdrawals after a month of that. csbYellowSnow said:
I’m glad I had my major surgery BEFORE the opioid epidemic. Fucking addictive personality junkies fucked it up for everyone else.ToddTurnerLIVES said:
The pills are some weak nonsense. They gave me just 10 pills, of which you can take 1 every 4-6 hours. I then went back on day 2 and told them I was going to burn the place down if I didn't get more of something stronger... they then gave me 20 of the same pill which is some shit mixed with aspirin. I can't be up off the couch for more than 5 minutes without being in significant pain and these a-holes gave me TEN FUCKING PILLS after the surgery like that was going to do anything for me.YellowSnow said:What pain pills bruh?
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This is true. I've had a lot of dental work and they stopped giving the good stuff for that tooYellowSnow said:
I’m glad I had my major surgery BEFORE the opioid epidemic. Fucking addictive personality junkies fucked it up for everyone else.ToddTurnerLIVES said:
The pills are some weak nonsense. They gave me just 10 pills, of which you can take 1 every 4-6 hours. I then went back on day 2 and told them I was going to burn the place down if I didn't get more of something stronger... they then gave me 20 of the same pill which is some shit mixed with aspirin. I can't be up off the couch for more than 5 minutes without being in significant pain and these a-holes gave me TEN FUCKING PILLS after the surgery like that was going to do anything for me.YellowSnow said:What pain pills bruh?
Everyone is afraid of getting sued now -
I blame @creepycougRaceBannon said:
This is true. I've had a lot of dental work and they stopped giving the good stuff for that tooYellowSnow said:
I’m glad I had my major surgery BEFORE the opioid epidemic. Fucking addictive personality junkies fucked it up for everyone else.ToddTurnerLIVES said:
The pills are some weak nonsense. They gave me just 10 pills, of which you can take 1 every 4-6 hours. I then went back on day 2 and told them I was going to burn the place down if I didn't get more of something stronger... they then gave me 20 of the same pill which is some shit mixed with aspirin. I can't be up off the couch for more than 5 minutes without being in significant pain and these a-holes gave me TEN FUCKING PILLS after the surgery like that was going to do anything for me.YellowSnow said:What pain pills bruh?
Everyone is afraid of getting sued now
