Political Science Explained...

Agree on the socialist, democrat and communist cow herders. But to make it fair: Republican: Has 2 cows. Old, poor, disabled neighbor has one cow that he worked his entire life to own. Cow is old too, about to die, without a bull, his cows will be no more. He works for the big cow owners, who cut his hours so that they could avoid paying health care benefits (pre-obamacare). Republican believes human nature is inherently good and the poor, disabled neighbor is a lazy piece of shit, ignores the fact that the big cow owners don't pay him enough to even support his one cow. The neighbor's cow dies because the trickle down theory is a farce. Human nature isn't inherently good.

death2ducks said:

What's your point? Even Third world countries can figure it out.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=q0TAEkt5tPE

Point is, they're all wrong in some way. Limited number of cows to go around. Not everyone starts out with two. I vote people out of office, I don't vote them in. My votes are always against someone, not for someone.

allpurpleallgold said:

Cows shouldn't be owned. No living creature should be.

Fuck man, get your head out of your righteous ass, go back to school and learn what a metaphor is. Also, scrape out the encrusted sand in your vagina with a rusty coat-hanger. I know you follow everything you preach. Your cats and dogs better own you and not the other way around.

CollegeDoog said:

APAG is playing chess.

Haven't seen any clever end game from him so far. He comes off as a tepid clone of Race Bannon, but without the cleverness or the wit.