Stanford has no home field advantage in row boat
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YellowSnow said:
Especially if you fuck up on a river back in Appalachia near @Swaye ‘s trailer. You’ll be squealing like a pig in no time.UW_Doog_Bot said:
Only if you are good at it. Ever fuck up a line through a rapid? You'll be doing a lot more cardio than just rowing.BennyBeaver said:
that's cheatingUW_Doog_Bot said:I only know how to row downhill.
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You’re gonna do some praying to me now City boy.RaceBannon said:YellowSnow said:
Especially if you fuck up on a river back in Appalachia near @Swaye ‘s trailer. You’ll be squealing like a pig in no time.UW_Doog_Bot said:
Only if you are good at it. Ever fuck up a line through a rapid? You'll be doing a lot more cardio than just rowing.BennyBeaver said:
that's cheatingUW_Doog_Bot said:I only know how to row downhill.
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I was so inspired by @MikeDamone I just did a quick 20 min C2 piece on my lunch break. 20 mins at 20 SPM. 2:05 splits. Fuck I'm old and out of shape.MikeDamone said:
What are your C2 times? fancy pants.YellowSnow said:
You can come over to my garage when you’re ready to do your official piece for time.BennyBeaver said:I only row on those water rower machines. Still count?
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I had no idea what you guys were talking about with a "C2." Figured you actually went out on a boat and did some rowing or some shit. So I'm just now back from the gym at work. I've been trying to get back into shape (other than "round") the last couple of months and getting back into the gym. My workouts always start with a warmup on the rowing machine, usually with a mile in about seven minutes.
Today, I sit down on the machine and start rowing, the screen lights up, and it flashes the C2 logo. I'm like, "Oh! Fuck! This thing is what they're talking about!?"
Now, I'm not about to be on the "what's your bench?" thread bragging about my single digit number, but I figure, "Alright, here's my chance. I'm gonna rowboat like a motherfucker and then go back to HH and swing some dick."
If that fat fuck Damone can pull 2:00 splits, that's what I'm shooting for. So I start rowboating like mad...
...and collapse at 2500m. 2:00.7 split time. Hung my head in shame and retreated to the elliptical like a bitch. So I guess I'm back to HH to, I don't know, jiggle some micropenis?
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LOL. Most cardio type machines are crap except for the C2 because you can actually strengthen almost all your muscle groups with it and get anaerobic in a hurry. It’s arguably the best all around piece of fitness equipment ever invented. Hence the popularity with the Cross Fit bros.1to392831weretaken said:I had no idea what you guys were talking about with a "C2." Figured you actually went out on a boat and did some rowing or some shit. So I'm just now back from the gym at work. I've been trying to get back into shape (other than "round") the last couple of months and getting back into the gym. My workouts always start with a warmup on the rowing machine, usually with a mile in about seven minutes.
Today, I sit down on the machine and start rowing, the screen lights up, and it flashes the C2 logo. I'm like, "Oh! Fuck! This thing is what they're talking about!?"
Now, I'm not about to be on the "what's your bench?" thread bragging about my single digit number, but I figure, "Alright, here's my chance. I'm gonna rowboat like a motherfucker and then go back to HH and swing some dick."
If that fat fuck Damone can pull 2:00 splits, that's what I'm shooting for. So I start rowboating like mad...
...and collapse at 2500m. 2:00.7 split time. Hung my head in shame and retreated to the elliptical like a bitch. So I guess I'm back to HH to, I don't know, jiggle some micropenis?
csb
I did letter at UW in Row Boat so PM me if you ever want C2 advice.
ps Danone’s time indicates he’s not a fat fuck. He must be skrong AF from lifting toilette all day. -
You did 2500m in 2:00.7?1to392831weretaken said:I had no idea what you guys were talking about with a "C2." Figured you actually went out on a boat and did some rowing or some shit. So I'm just now back from the gym at work. I've been trying to get back into shape (other than "round") the last couple of months and getting back into the gym. My workouts always start with a warmup on the rowing machine, usually with a mile in about seven minutes.
Today, I sit down on the machine and start rowing, the screen lights up, and it flashes the C2 logo. I'm like, "Oh! Fuck! This thing is what they're talking about!?"
Now, I'm not about to be on the "what's your bench?" thread bragging about my single digit number, but I figure, "Alright, here's my chance. I'm gonna rowboat like a motherfucker and then go back to HH and swing some dick."
If that fat fuck Damone can pull 2:00 splits, that's what I'm shooting for. So I start rowboating like mad...
...and collapse at 2500m. 2:00.7 split time. Hung my head in shame and retreated to the elliptical like a bitch. So I guess I'm back to HH to, I don't know, jiggle some micropenis?
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No you dumb boov - that was his average 500 M split tim.BennyBeaver said:
You did 2500m in 2:00.7?1to392831weretaken said:I had no idea what you guys were talking about with a "C2." Figured you actually went out on a boat and did some rowing or some shit. So I'm just now back from the gym at work. I've been trying to get back into shape (other than "round") the last couple of months and getting back into the gym. My workouts always start with a warmup on the rowing machine, usually with a mile in about seven minutes.
Today, I sit down on the machine and start rowing, the screen lights up, and it flashes the C2 logo. I'm like, "Oh! Fuck! This thing is what they're talking about!?"
Now, I'm not about to be on the "what's your bench?" thread bragging about my single digit number, but I figure, "Alright, here's my chance. I'm gonna rowboat like a motherfucker and then go back to HH and swing some dick."
If that fat fuck Damone can pull 2:00 splits, that's what I'm shooting for. So I start rowboating like mad...
...and collapse at 2500m. 2:00.7 split time. Hung my head in shame and retreated to the elliptical like a bitch. So I guess I'm back to HH to, I don't know, jiggle some micropenis?
csb -
Not a rowboater, middle distance runner where we use 400m splits.YellowSnow said:
No you dumb boov - that was his average 500 M split tim.BennyBeaver said:
You did 2500m in 2:00.7?1to392831weretaken said:I had no idea what you guys were talking about with a "C2." Figured you actually went out on a boat and did some rowing or some shit. So I'm just now back from the gym at work. I've been trying to get back into shape (other than "round") the last couple of months and getting back into the gym. My workouts always start with a warmup on the rowing machine, usually with a mile in about seven minutes.
Today, I sit down on the machine and start rowing, the screen lights up, and it flashes the C2 logo. I'm like, "Oh! Fuck! This thing is what they're talking about!?"
Now, I'm not about to be on the "what's your bench?" thread bragging about my single digit number, but I figure, "Alright, here's my chance. I'm gonna rowboat like a motherfucker and then go back to HH and swing some dick."
If that fat fuck Damone can pull 2:00 splits, that's what I'm shooting for. So I start rowboating like mad...
...and collapse at 2500m. 2:00.7 split time. Hung my head in shame and retreated to the elliptical like a bitch. So I guess I'm back to HH to, I don't know, jiggle some micropenis?
csb
Thought he miss typed the distance and meant 500m instead of 2500m.
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I know. But Damone's 14,000+ posts suggest he is!YellowSnow said:
LOL. Most cardio type machines are crap except for the C2 because you can actually strengthen almost all your muscle groups with it and get anaerobic in a hurry. It’s arguably the best all around piece of fitness equipment ever invented. Hence the popularity with the Cross Fit bros.1to392831weretaken said:I had no idea what you guys were talking about with a "C2." Figured you actually went out on a boat and did some rowing or some shit. So I'm just now back from the gym at work. I've been trying to get back into shape (other than "round") the last couple of months and getting back into the gym. My workouts always start with a warmup on the rowing machine, usually with a mile in about seven minutes.
Today, I sit down on the machine and start rowing, the screen lights up, and it flashes the C2 logo. I'm like, "Oh! Fuck! This thing is what they're talking about!?"
Now, I'm not about to be on the "what's your bench?" thread bragging about my single digit number, but I figure, "Alright, here's my chance. I'm gonna rowboat like a motherfucker and then go back to HH and swing some dick."
If that fat fuck Damone can pull 2:00 splits, that's what I'm shooting for. So I start rowboating like mad...
...and collapse at 2500m. 2:00.7 split time. Hung my head in shame and retreated to the elliptical like a bitch. So I guess I'm back to HH to, I don't know, jiggle some micropenis?
csb
I did letter at UW in Row Boat so PM me if you ever want C2 advice.
ps Danone’s time indicates he’s not a fat fuck. He must be skrong AF from lifting toilette all day.
This is what I picture every single HH poster (myself included) looks like:
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I don't even have a desk. I just sit on a couch in my basement.1to392831weretaken said:
I know. But Damone's 14,000+ posts suggest he is!YellowSnow said:
LOL. Most cardio type machines are crap except for the C2 because you can actually strengthen almost all your muscle groups with it and get anaerobic in a hurry. It’s arguably the best all around piece of fitness equipment ever invented. Hence the popularity with the Cross Fit bros.1to392831weretaken said:I had no idea what you guys were talking about with a "C2." Figured you actually went out on a boat and did some rowing or some shit. So I'm just now back from the gym at work. I've been trying to get back into shape (other than "round") the last couple of months and getting back into the gym. My workouts always start with a warmup on the rowing machine, usually with a mile in about seven minutes.
Today, I sit down on the machine and start rowing, the screen lights up, and it flashes the C2 logo. I'm like, "Oh! Fuck! This thing is what they're talking about!?"
Now, I'm not about to be on the "what's your bench?" thread bragging about my single digit number, but I figure, "Alright, here's my chance. I'm gonna rowboat like a motherfucker and then go back to HH and swing some dick."
If that fat fuck Damone can pull 2:00 splits, that's what I'm shooting for. So I start rowboating like mad...
...and collapse at 2500m. 2:00.7 split time. Hung my head in shame and retreated to the elliptical like a bitch. So I guess I'm back to HH to, I don't know, jiggle some micropenis?
csb
I did letter at UW in Row Boat so PM me if you ever want C2 advice.
ps Danone’s time indicates he’s not a fat fuck. He must be skrong AF from lifting toilette all day.
This is what I picture every single HH poster (myself included) looks like:
