RoadDawg55
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OuchRoadDawg55 said:Here is Boobs, Harvey, or He Needs More Time on stage...
So, the other day.. I was on the internet on this football fan site. And I really don't like this one guy. He's a fucking newb, and his posts are always so serious. So I told him to go die in a fucking fire!!! (Roaring laughter at own joke, crowd just stares blankly)
Then a couple of my interweb buddies helped me get this guy. You know, really get into his head. At this point, I would compare it to dropping the soap in a prison. It wasn't a question if he was going to get gang raped, it was a question of how many guys were gonna join in!! (Roaring laughter at own joke, some of the crowd gets up to go to bar.)
Heckler in crowd: "You suck!" "Get the Fuck off the stage!"
Hey, bouncers, run him! Don't ban him, but he needs to go!
Hey, have you guys ever heard of a lemon party? (At this point drinks, chicken fingers, and human shit are all getting thrown on stage.)
Kim Grinolds in crowd: "Next!"
"Hey, Kim, dig a little deeper! If you can't see that I am funny, well I have a pencil for you! Get it" I told Kim to dig a little deeper!" (Bouncer physically removes unfunny hack from the stage)
The unfunny hack gets in a cab, trying to get on the next flight home. He stares at his lap top computer and says, "I guess I still have you." He gets on the football website where his friends all greet him. "Hey, how was the show?" "Did you do the Lemon Party joke?" "We are fucking awesome!" -
Judging by your posts in this thread I'd say you are the one not getting it.TheKobeStopper said:
Jesus Christ. You still don't "get it".He_Needs_More_Time said:
If you can't see that my response about showing a link was mocking Kim then I can't help you.TheKobeStopper said:
So Harvey Road posts that RoadDawg should get run.He_Needs_More_Time said:
After his latest post wouldn't surprise me. Christ that was awful.HarveyRoad said:
TheKobeStopperTierbsHsotBoobs said:I'm actually not sure you can end up with a board somewhere between HHB and Doogman. I do welcome any and all comers to this site though. It's fun to watch people get in over their heads and then melt down.
What's Kim's handle here anyway?
You quote him in agreement and repeat that he should get run.
I accuse you of saying he should get banned.
You say that you never specifically said ban and demand a link.
You then bump an old thread, talking about how great it is, which has in the very first post Harvey Road using "run" to mean ban.
Please point out one thing I've said that's innacurate. You are acting like a complete douchebag. I get that Harv has his little schtick and that's funny. But you? Not so much. -
Do I need to say anymore? I'm sure Kobestopper is fine with these type of posts but is anyone else?RoadDawg55 said:Here is Boobs, Harvey, or He Needs More Time on stage...
"So, the other day.. I was on the internet on this football fan site. And I really don't like this one guy. He's a fucking newb, and his posts are always so serious. So I told him to go die in a fucking fire!!!" (Roaring laughter at own joke, crowd just stares blankly)
"Then a couple of my interweb buddies helped me get this guy. You know, really get into his head. At this point, I would compare it to dropping the soap in a prison. It wasn't a question if he was going to get gang raped, it was a question of how many guys were gonna join in!!" (Roaring laughter at own joke, some of the crowd gets up to go to bar.)
Heckler in crowd: "You suck!" "Get the Fuck off the stage!"
Hey, bouncers, run him! Don't ban him, but he needs to go!
Hey, have you guys ever heard of a lemon party? (At this point drinks, chicken fingers, and human shit are all getting thrown on stage.)
Kim Grinolds in crowd: "Next!"
"Hey, Kim, dig a little deeper! If you can't see that I am funny, well I have a pencil for you! Get it? I told Kim to dig a little deeper!" (Bouncer physically removes unfunny hack from the stage)
The unfunny hack gets in a cab, trying to get on the next flight home. He stares at his lap top computer and says, "I guess I still have you." He gets on the football website where his friends all greet him. "Hey, how was the show?" "Did you do the Lemon Party joke?" "We are fucking awesome!" "We run this site!" "Fucking newbs, in so far over their head!" -
POTDHe_Needs_More_Time said:
I'd say this place is like prison and if you walk around like a fucking newb you'll get shanked. RoadDoog like I said in a different thread just dropped the soap in the shower. It's not a matter of if he'll get gang raped but instead of how many.Mad_Son said:
This place is like the show survivor. You win by voting off everyone better than you.TierbsHsotBoobs said:RoadDawg55 will be the best poster on the bored.
I think I have a chance.
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I got quite a kick out of it.He_Needs_More_Time said:
Do I need to say anymore? I'm sure Kobestopper is fine with these type of posts but is anyone else?RoadDawg55 said:Here is Boobs, Harvey, or He Needs More Time on stage...
"So, the other day.. I was on the internet on this football fan site. And I really don't like this one guy. He's a fucking newb, and his posts are always so serious. So I told him to go die in a fucking fire!!!" (Roaring laughter at own joke, crowd just stares blankly)
"Then a couple of my interweb buddies helped me get this guy. You know, really get into his head. At this point, I would compare it to dropping the soap in a prison. It wasn't a question if he was going to get gang raped, it was a question of how many guys were gonna join in!!" (Roaring laughter at own joke, some of the crowd gets up to go to bar.)
Heckler in crowd: "You suck!" "Get the Fuck off the stage!"
Hey, bouncers, run him! Don't ban him, but he needs to go!
Hey, have you guys ever heard of a lemon party? (At this point drinks, chicken fingers, and human shit are all getting thrown on stage.)
Kim Grinolds in crowd: "Next!"
"Hey, Kim, dig a little deeper! If you can't see that I am funny, well I have a pencil for you! Get it? I told Kim to dig a little deeper!" (Bouncer physically removes unfunny hack from the stage)
The unfunny hack gets in a cab, trying to get on the next flight home. He stares at his lap top computer and says, "I guess I still have you." He gets on the football website where his friends all greet him. "Hey, how was the show?" "Did you do the Lemon Party joke?" "We are fucking awesome!" "We run this site!" "Fucking newbs, in so far over their head!"
I mean he went to great lengths just to show how rattled he is. -
WTF is a lemon party?RoadDawg55 said:Here is Boobs, Harvey, or He Needs More Time on stage...
"So, the other day.. I was on the internet on this football fan site. And I really don't like this one guy. He's a fucking newb, and his posts are always so serious. So I told him to go die in a fucking fire!!!" (Roaring laughter at own joke, crowd just stares blankly)
"Then a couple of my interweb buddies helped me get this guy. You know, really get into his head. At this point, I would compare it to dropping the soap in a prison. It wasn't a question if he was going to get gang raped, it was a question of how many guys were gonna join in!!" (Roaring laughter at own joke, some of the crowd gets up to go to bar.)
Heckler in crowd: "You suck!" "Get the Fuck off the stage!"
Hey, bouncers, run him! Don't ban him, but he needs to go!
Hey, have you guys ever heard of a lemon party? (At this point drinks, chicken fingers, and human shit are all getting thrown on stage.)
Kim Grinolds in crowd: "Next!"
"Hey, Kim, dig a little deeper! If you can't see that I am funny, well I have a pencil for you! Get it? I told Kim to dig a little deeper!" (Bouncer physically removes unfunny hack from the stage)
The unfunny hack gets in a cab, trying to get on the next flight home. He stares at his lap top computer and says, "I guess I still have you." He gets on the football website where his friends all greet him. "Hey, how was the show?" "Did you do the Lemon Party joke?" "We are fucking awesome!" "We run this site!" "Fucking newbs, in so far over their head!"
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It's working, though. The moderation has begun. It backfired on me. Every Doog has his day, I guess.CuntWaffle said:
I got quite a kick out of it.He_Needs_More_Time said:
Do I need to say anymore? I'm sure Kobestopper is fine with these type of posts but is anyone else?RoadDawg55 said:Here is Boobs, Harvey, or He Needs More Time on stage...
"So, the other day.. I was on the internet on this football fan site. And I really don't like this one guy. He's a fucking newb, and his posts are always so serious. So I told him to go die in a fucking fire!!!" (Roaring laughter at own joke, crowd just stares blankly)
"Then a couple of my interweb buddies helped me get this guy. You know, really get into his head. At this point, I would compare it to dropping the soap in a prison. It wasn't a question if he was going to get gang raped, it was a question of how many guys were gonna join in!!" (Roaring laughter at own joke, some of the crowd gets up to go to bar.)
Heckler in crowd: "You suck!" "Get the Fuck off the stage!"
Hey, bouncers, run him! Don't ban him, but he needs to go!
Hey, have you guys ever heard of a lemon party? (At this point drinks, chicken fingers, and human shit are all getting thrown on stage.)
Kim Grinolds in crowd: "Next!"
"Hey, Kim, dig a little deeper! If you can't see that I am funny, well I have a pencil for you! Get it? I told Kim to dig a little deeper!" (Bouncer physically removes unfunny hack from the stage)
The unfunny hack gets in a cab, trying to get on the next flight home. He stares at his lap top computer and says, "I guess I still have you." He gets on the football website where his friends all greet him. "Hey, how was the show?" "Did you do the Lemon Party joke?" "We are fucking awesome!" "We run this site!" "Fucking newbs, in so far over their head!"
I mean he went to great lengths just to show how rattled he is. -
Thanks for the classy response. I always enjoyed your posts.HillsboroDuck said:
POTDHe_Needs_More_Time said:
I'd say this place is like prison and if you walk around like a fucking newb you'll get shanked. RoadDoog like I said in a different thread just dropped the soap in the shower. It's not a matter of if he'll get gang raped but instead of how many.Mad_Son said:
This place is like the show survivor. You win by voting off everyone better than you.TierbsHsotBoobs said:RoadDawg55 will be the best poster on the bored.
I think I have a chance. -
No, judging by YOUR posts in this thread I'd say YOU are the one not getting it.He_Needs_More_Time said:
Judging by your posts in this thread I'd say you are the one not getting it.TheKobeStopper said:
Jesus Christ. You still don't "get it".He_Needs_More_Time said:
If you can't see that my response about showing a link was mocking Kim then I can't help you.TheKobeStopper said:
So Harvey Road posts that RoadDawg should get run.He_Needs_More_Time said:
After his latest post wouldn't surprise me. Christ that was awful.HarveyRoad said:
TheKobeStopperTierbsHsotBoobs said:I'm actually not sure you can end up with a board somewhere between HHB and Doogman. I do welcome any and all comers to this site though. It's fun to watch people get in over their heads and then melt down.
What's Kim's handle here anyway?
You quote him in agreement and repeat that he should get run.
I accuse you of saying he should get banned.
You say that you never specifically said ban and demand a link.
You then bump an old thread, talking about how great it is, which has in the very first post Harvey Road using "run" to mean ban.
Please point out one thing I've said that's innacurate. You are acting like a complete douchebag. I get that Harv has his little schtick and that's funny. But you? Not so much. -
MOM!!!!!!!TheKobeStopper said:
No, judging by YOUR posts in this thread I'd say YOU are the one not getting it.He_Needs_More_Time said:
Judging by your posts in this thread I'd say you are the one not getting it.TheKobeStopper said:
Jesus Christ. You still don't "get it".He_Needs_More_Time said:
If you can't see that my response about showing a link was mocking Kim then I can't help you.TheKobeStopper said:
So Harvey Road posts that RoadDawg should get run.He_Needs_More_Time said:
After his latest post wouldn't surprise me. Christ that was awful.HarveyRoad said:
TheKobeStopperTierbsHsotBoobs said:I'm actually not sure you can end up with a board somewhere between HHB and Doogman. I do welcome any and all comers to this site though. It's fun to watch people get in over their heads and then melt down.
What's Kim's handle here anyway?
You quote him in agreement and repeat that he should get run.
I accuse you of saying he should get banned.
You say that you never specifically said ban and demand a link.
You then bump an old thread, talking about how great it is, which has in the very first post Harvey Road using "run" to mean ban.
Please point out one thing I've said that's innacurate. You are acting like a complete douchebag. I get that Harv has his little schtick and that's funny. But you? Not so much.
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