Official - your favorite painter thread
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Get your shit together and provide links to scene of said soft porn.PurpleThrobber said:Fenderbender123 said:Top 3 greatest painters of all time:
1. Bob Ross
2. Michaelangelo
3. Hitler
You ever seen that soft porn with Kari Wuhrer where the guy throws paint all over her tight toned body? He's good.
Makes me want to play with my Remote Control
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Jesus - I put a fucking picture in the fucking post. There's even some nip in there if you look close and Stalin doesn't.BennyBeaver said:
Get your shit together and provide links to scene of said soft porn.PurpleThrobber said:Fenderbender123 said:Top 3 greatest painters of all time:
1. Bob Ross
2. Michaelangelo
3. Hitler
You ever seen that soft porn with Kari Wuhrer where the guy throws paint all over her tight toned body? He's good.
Makes me want to play with my Remote Control
SWIDT?
Use your own fucking favorite porn surf engine and find it yourself, you lazy fuck.
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Sometimes Stalin looks the other way on these matters.PurpleThrobber said:
Jesus - I put a fucking picture in the fucking post. There's even some nip in there if you look close and Stalin doesn't.BennyBeaver said:
Get your shit together and provide links to scene of said soft porn.PurpleThrobber said:Fenderbender123 said:Top 3 greatest painters of all time:
1. Bob Ross
2. Michaelangelo
3. Hitler
You ever seen that soft porn with Kari Wuhrer where the guy throws paint all over her tight toned body? He's good.
Makes me want to play with my Remote Control
SWIDT?
Use your own fucking favorite porn surf engine and find it yourself, you lazy fuck. -
Caravaggio was the most talented. Also has the coolest name. And quite a temper.
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Is that X-Files fan art done by a grade school student?greenblood said:
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Doog_de_Jour said:
Is that The Walking Dead fan art done by a grade school student?greenblood said: -
Is that the @TheRealUODuckGirl ?greenblood said: -
No particular order
Bierstadt (especially Puget Sound on the Pacific Coast)
Tim Wistrom
AE London
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In all seriousness, Thomas Eakins is probably the greatest painter of all time.
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Over a decade ago, my not-then wife and I were walking through Stanley Park up in Vancouver with no intention of seeing or buying art. There's a place called "Painters Circle" there, which is a little lawn where artists are licensed to create and sell art to passersby. Tons of easels set up with paintings and prices on them, and one stood out to me from 30 yards away. The painting was by Orhan Coplu, a turkish painter who happened to be the only artist actually there painting as well as selling. His paintings are pallet knife oil paintings that resemble something like thick, textured, boldly colored Far Side comics that aren't funny. Was a lot of money for a poor young guy at the time, but we headed home with the only piece of original art I've ever bought from somebody I don't know. I've since looked to buy a few more for other rooms in the house, but they're impossible to find, and prints go for twice what he sold us our original for. Not your classical art, but really stands out on the wall, and the texture catches a lot of light.
No pics of ours, but here's the dude:
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Todd Marinovich:
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ears too pointyLebamDawg said:Forget the painter's name but she be good
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Jim Carrey is doing some good stuff these days.
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Portraits are not my thing - why not just take a picture (and yeah, ye olden times)?
I'm good with Van Gogh, which is pretty basic of me, but whatever. I like shit that I can start at and not know what it is I'm looking at. Allows me to look like I'm really studying a painting hard. Big fan of my 1 year old's water color paintings for that reason. -
BleachedAnusDawg said:
Portraits are not my thing - why not just take a picture (and yeah, ye olden times)?
I'm good with Van Gogh, which is pretty basic of me, but whatever. I like shit that I can start at and not know what it is I'm looking at. Allows me to look like I'm really studying a painting hard. Big fan of my 1 year old's water color paintings for that reason.
I stumbled upon a new favorite Van Gough. Made me think of our resident midget, crab fucker @dflea .
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Looks like Van Gogh was up to speed on how delicious a couple crabs for dinner is.YellowSnow said:BleachedAnusDawg said:Portraits are not my thing - why not just take a picture (and yeah, ye olden times)?
I'm good with Van Gogh, which is pretty basic of me, but whatever. I like shit that I can start at and not know what it is I'm looking at. Allows me to look like I'm really studying a painting hard. Big fan of my 1 year old's water color paintings for that reason.
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@Doog_de_JourDoog_de_Jour said:
Edward Hopper - remember seeing “Chop Suey” when it was at the SAM - super pissed when they didn’t get to keep it.
I was fortunate enough to see Chop Suey hanging in the study of the private collector who owned it. Just before it sold for $91M
I don't claim to be an art guy by any stretch of the imagination, but seeing that one got me in the feels.
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I’m super jealous. It is a magnificent work.pawz said:
@Doog_de_JourDoog_de_Jour said:
Edward Hopper - remember seeing “Chop Suey” when it was at the SAM - super pissed when they didn’t get to keep it.
I was fortunate enough to see Chop Suey hanging in the study of the private collector who owned it. Just before it sold for $91M
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It seems like YOU HAVE AN AGENDA.YellowSnow said:In all seriousness, Thomas Eakins is probably the greatest painter of all time.
Just what it seems like, don't twist.
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