So, I got the crud ...


I go into ZoomCare (wtf) in downtown Bellevue and the cute early 20-something girl says: "Give us your credit card. We will tell you how much when you leave".
Wat?! They already have my Insurance info. "Why can't you tell me now how much its going to cost?"
Because.
"You're having me authorize a charge on my card that I don't know what it's going to be."
Yes.
"This is the problem with healthcare in America. This right here."
I know. I'm really sorry. That's why we need single-payer.
@#^$@#$^%$^@#$%
Thanks Hondo. You burger-flipping #clockworkshill faggot.
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Just be glad you got past all the Canadians in the way.
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Fuck off.2001400ex said:Just be glad you got past all the Canadians in the way.
You deserve a prolapsed anus with a rusty cheese grater.
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I’m genuinely mad you came up with this and I didn’t.2001400ex said:Just be glad you got past all the Canadians in the way.
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allpurpleallgold said:
I’m genuinely mad George Soros talking points cheat sheet came up with this and I didn’t.2001400ex said:Just be glad you got past all the Canadians in the way.
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So....... what did the nice people at the clinic do for you, other than take your money?
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Anal probe?dflea said:So....... what did the nice people at the clinic do for you, other than take your money?
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Gotta go to Canada for that level of service.RaceBannon said:
Anal probe?dflea said:So....... what did the nice people at the clinic do for you, other than take your money?
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Is there a waiting time?GrundleStiltzkin said:
Gotta go to Canada for that level of service.RaceBannon said:
Anal probe?dflea said:So....... what did the nice people at the clinic do for you, other than take your money?
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They like to call it an Anticipation Line.RaceBannon said:
Is there a waiting time?GrundleStiltzkin said:
Gotta go to Canada for that level of service.RaceBannon said:
Anal probe?dflea said:So....... what did the nice people at the clinic do for you, other than take your money?
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It's Flea, that probes gonna look like a '68 Buick.
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Blood pressure, temperature, nasal swab for flu, listen to breathing and recommend chest ex-ray to confirm pneumonia. and prescribed antibiotics.dflea said:So....... what did the nice people at the clinic do for you, other than take your money?
Unfortunately I failed the ex-ray procedure and will live.
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Had a doctor that took cash, took payments for bigger stuff. Great guy. Got me running, improving health, etc. Sadly he died of a random heart attack. Figure the whole system would be better off with those types. Took insurance as well.
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You should have bought some soup and a bottle of NyQuil.pawz said:
Blood pressure, temperature, nasal swab for flu, listen to breathing and recommend chest ex-ray to confirm pneumonia. and prescribed antibiotics.dflea said:So....... what did the nice people at the clinic do for you, other than take your money?
Unfortunately I failed the ex-ray procedure and will live.
The store actually tells you how much each costs before you buy them. -
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I know this will come a surprise, but I done just that the 4 days prior.dflea said:
You should have bought some soup and a bottle of NyQuil.pawz said:
Blood pressure, temperature, nasal swab for flu, listen to breathing and recommend chest ex-ray to confirm pneumonia. and prescribed antibiotics.dflea said:So....... what did the nice people at the clinic do for you, other than take your money?
Unfortunately I failed the ex-ray procedure and will live.
The store actually tells you how much each costs before you buy them. -
Lost my doctor because of Obingo care. He didn't want to deal with all the shit and him and a few other docs started an new practice that took cash only.huskyhooligan said:Had a doctor that took cash, took payments for bigger stuff. Great guy. Got me running, improving health, etc. Sadly he died of a random heart attack. Figure the whole system would be better off with those types. Took insurance as well.