So, I got the crud ...

pawz

(Sorry not sorry, Sven, I didn't die.)

I go into ZoomCare (wtf) in downtown Bellevue and the cute early 20-something girl says: "Give us your credit card. We will tell you how much when you leave".

Wat?! They already have my Insurance info. "Why can't you tell me now how much its going to cost?"

Because.

"You're having me authorize a charge on my card that I don't know what it's going to be."

Yes.

"This is the problem with healthcare in America. This right here."

I know. I'm really sorry. That's why we need single-payer.


@#^$@#$^%$^@#$%








Thanks Hondo. You burger-flipping #clockworkshill faggot.

2001400ex

Just be glad you got past all the Canadians in the way.

pawz

2001400ex said:

Just be glad you got past all the Canadians in the way.

Fuck off.

You deserve a prolapsed anus with a rusty cheese grater.

2001400ex

pawz said:

2001400ex said:

Just be glad you got past all the Canadians in the way.

Fuck off.

You deserve a prolapsed anus with a rusty cheese grater.

Had one last month. It's overrated.

Blu82

pawz said:

2001400ex said:

Just be glad you got past all the Canadians in the way.

Fuck off.

You deserve a prolapsed anus with a rusty cheese grater.

He has one. He uses it for his mouth.

allpurpleallgold

2001400ex said:

Just be glad you got past all the Canadians in the way.

I’m genuinely mad you came up with this and I didn’t.

DerekJohnson

allpurpleallgold said:

2001400ex said:

Just be glad you got past all the Canadians in the way.

I’m genuinely mad George Soros talking points cheat sheet came up with this and I didn’t.

dflea

So....... what did the nice people at the clinic do for you, other than take your money?

RaceBannon

dflea said:

So....... what did the nice people at the clinic do for you, other than take your money?

Anal probe?

GrundleStiltzkin

RaceBannon said:

dflea said:

So....... what did the nice people at the clinic do for you, other than take your money?

Anal probe?

Gotta go to Canada for that level of service.

RaceBannon

GrundleStiltzkin said:

RaceBannon said:

dflea said:

So....... what did the nice people at the clinic do for you, other than take your money?

Anal probe?

Gotta go to Canada for that level of service.

Is there a waiting time?

GrundleStiltzkin

RaceBannon said:

GrundleStiltzkin said:

RaceBannon said:

dflea said:

So....... what did the nice people at the clinic do for you, other than take your money?

Anal probe?

Gotta go to Canada for that level of service.

Is there a waiting time?

They like to call it an Anticipation Line.

Sledog

It's Flea, that probes gonna look like a '68 Buick.

pawz

dflea said:

So....... what did the nice people at the clinic do for you, other than take your money?

Blood pressure, temperature, nasal swab for flu, listen to breathing and recommend chest ex-ray to confirm pneumonia. and prescribed antibiotics.


Unfortunately I failed the ex-ray procedure and will live.

huskyhooligan

Had a doctor that took cash, took payments for bigger stuff. Great guy. Got me running, improving health, etc. Sadly he died of a random heart attack. Figure the whole system would be better off with those types. Took insurance as well.

dflea

pawz said:

dflea said:

So....... what did the nice people at the clinic do for you, other than take your money?

Blood pressure, temperature, nasal swab for flu, listen to breathing and recommend chest ex-ray to confirm pneumonia. and prescribed antibiotics.


Unfortunately I failed the ex-ray procedure and will live.

You should have bought some soup and a bottle of NyQuil.

The store actually tells you how much each costs before you buy them.

Pitchfork51

I'm hearing that if you get the crud you're as bad as an anti vaxxer

@MikeDamone

pawz

dflea said:

pawz said:

dflea said:

So....... what did the nice people at the clinic do for you, other than take your money?

Blood pressure, temperature, nasal swab for flu, listen to breathing and recommend chest ex-ray to confirm pneumonia. and prescribed antibiotics.


Unfortunately I failed the ex-ray procedure and will live.

You should have bought some soup and a bottle of NyQuil.

The store actually tells you how much each costs before you buy them.

I know this will come a surprise, but I done just that the 4 days prior.

Sledog

huskyhooligan said:

Had a doctor that took cash, took payments for bigger stuff. Great guy. Got me running, improving health, etc. Sadly he died of a random heart attack. Figure the whole system would be better off with those types. Took insurance as well.

Lost my doctor because of Obingo care. He didn't want to deal with all the shit and him and a few other docs started an new practice that took cash only.