On this season of “We Suck Until We Don’t”

WilburHooksHands

Udub cruises past a shameful early schedule full of FBS schools into a “prove it” B game against a middle tier B1G opponent that nobody really cares if we beat anyway, however it’s still a coin flip. Stay tuned!!

creepycoug

WilburHooksHands said:

Udub cruises past a shameful early schedule full of FBS schools into a “prove it” B game against a middle tier B1G opponent that nobody really cares if we beat anyway, however it’s still a coin flip. Stay tuned!!

If UW beats Sparty, it’s on! Cook it.

WoolleyDoog

Sparty isn’t Ohio State or Michigan but it’s a historically underrated program. This is the biggest stage of Deboer’s career. Have to think he’s been getting ready for this once since he took the job.

Canadawg

Comparable programs realistically. They're a perfect measuring stick.

Last 10 years:


All time:

TheHB

Sparta has six national titles?

Alexis

People forget Lambo beat Saban. People forget that.

RaceBannon

It's a big game if we? lose

It's a big win if we? keep winning

Sparty got blown out by Bama in the playoffs but made it

They own Michigan lately

Solid team with a 100 million dollar coach

WilburHooksHands

WoolleyDoog said:

Sparty isn’t Ohio State or Michigan but it’s a historically underrated program. This is the biggest stage of Deboer’s career. Have to think he’s been getting ready for this once since he took the job.

He beat Michigan and Penn State with Penix already at IU

RaceBannon

Sonny Sixkiller made his debut in a route of Sparty

CuntWaffle

TheHB said:

Sparta has six national titles?

Twice as many wins against MSU than they have against us. That is what you call DOMINATION and that’s not changing Saturday.

Also obligatory Lambo plungered Saban post.

ntxduck

WilburHooksHands said:

WoolleyDoog said:

Sparty isn’t Ohio State or Michigan but it’s a historically underrated program. This is the biggest stage of Deboer’s career. Have to think he’s been getting ready for this once since he took the job.

He beat Michigan and Penn State with Penix already at IU

<make fun of Oregon dumbasses for claiming Lanning is a national title coach for beating Bama as DC
<give KDB wins over Michigan and Penn state as OC

Pick one

TheHB

CuntWaffle said:

TheHB said:

Sparta has six national titles?

Twice as many wins against MSU than they have against us. That is what you call DOMINATION and that’s not changing Saturday.

Also obligatory Lambo plungered Saban post.

Maybe we've found the school that is more creative than UW when it comes to claiming national titles.

WilburHooksHands

ntxduck said:

WilburHooksHands said:

WoolleyDoog said:

Sparty isn’t Ohio State or Michigan but it’s a historically underrated program. This is the biggest stage of Deboer’s career. Have to think he’s been getting ready for this once since he took the job.

He beat Michigan and Penn State with Penix already at IU

You know that’s not how this works

creepycoug

We? don't do last ten years. You should post that on the other forum, which tends to be much more concerned about the relatively recent past. @MikeSeaver We? still remember Gil Dobie. James was like yesterday in DWAG time.

This is the real Michigan State right here:



To put that into perspective, they're not even the Oregon of their conference. Christ, an 11-2 Sparty team couldn't beat fucking Oregon. Michigan State is the classic Big 10 team that always sounds a lot better than they really are ... or ever were. 6 titles. Lolz. Ok, whatever blows up your dress. The truth is, MSU is a program that has been playing slightly above to above average football consistently for a very long time. That's how you get decent all-time win numbers.

You? all better beat Sparty, or this fat fuck coach you? hired is on death watch.

WilburHooksHands

creepycoug said:

We? don't do last ten years. You should post that on the other forum, which tends to be much more concerned about the relatively recent past. We? still remember Gil Dobie. James was like yesterday in DWAG time.

This is the real Michigan State right here:



To put that into perspective, they're not even the Oregon of their conference. Christ, an 11-2 Sparty team couldn't beat fucking Oregon.

You? all better beat Sparty, or this fat fuck coach you? hired is on death watch.

AGREE

Houhusky

Beating Sparty, ILTCHT, would be a pretty good since it would likely mean that atleast the hemorrhaging from Lake has been stopped.

With a win, the program is still terminal but more like to die during the drive to the hospital rather than on the street.

Queery Does Penix have eligibility to come back next year?

Also why hasn't Dick Newton been getting carries? Still coming back from injury or doghouse? He looked like he was back to his angry explosive self in cleanup time even if PapasFritas looks alright.

creepycoug

WoolleyDoog said:

Sparty isn’t Ohio State or Michigan but it’s a historically underrated program. This is the biggest stage of Deboer’s career. Have to think he’s been getting ready for this once since he took the job.

Or Iowa, Wisconsin, Illinois, or Minnesota. But, yeah, the do look down on Purdue, Indiana and Northwestern.

Frankly, I disagree that they're underrated. Sparty is a big name in cfb ... the kind of name that gets attention if they string together 4 or 5 wins. They don't suffer from an image problem. At all. Like I said, they are a classic Big 10 program that benefits from just being a member of the old club.

WilburHooksHands

Houhusky said:

Beating Sparty, ILTCHT, would be a pretty good since it would likely mean that atleast the hemorrhaging from Lake has been stopped.

With a win, the program is still terminal but more like to die during the drive to the hospital rather than on the street.

Queery Does Penix have eligibility to come back next year?

Also why hasn't Dick Newton been getting carries? Still coming back from injury or doghouse? He looked like he was back to his angry explosive self in cleanup time even if PapasFritas looks alright.

Penix is eligible next year . Also not sure about newt but he was hugging and laughing with deboer walking onto the field after time ran out.

TheHB

My takeaway from this conversation -- Chicago still has three and a half times the number of conference titles as Indiana. And they left 75 years ago.

EwaDawg

Houhusky said:

Beating Sparty, ILTCHT, would be a pretty good since it would likely mean that atleast the hemorrhaging from Lake has been stopped.

With a win, the program is still terminal but more like to die during the drive to the hospital rather than on the street.

Queery Does Penix have eligibility to come back next year?

Also why hasn't Dick Newton been getting carries? Still coming back from injury or doghouse? He looked like he was back to his angry explosive self in cleanup time even if PapasFritas looks alright.

My guess is its the same problem as last year. None of them are world beaters even if the Virginia and Nebraska guys are slightly ahead of the left over dreck as a fit to DeBoner's system. When they are all bunched up you play the better ones and then play the better of those who saw the field long term.

Dick has had attitude issues in the past but DeBoner has the guys buying in so he has a clean slate. Let's see if he gets carries against Sparty or in conference play.

RTD

UW loves to lose the big non-conference games going back to Brock's Heisman run that ended against Nebraska in the 90's. BMSUNEM