Real estate agents

jecornel

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I've done the FSBO and used agents.

jecornel

And? Continue.

I've done the FSBO and used agents.

pawz

Joke profession. Totally pointless. Prove me wrong.

If you hired your your sister-in-law's retarded 3rd cousin's drunk best friend who got a license to do one deal, or Redfin, that's on you.

jecornel

🤣🤣🤣

Joke profession. Totally pointless. Prove me wrong.
If you hired your your sister-in-law's retarded 3rd cousin's drunk best friend who got a license to do one deal, or Redfin, that's on you.

46XiJCAB

And? Continue.
I've done the FSBO and used agents.

First home I sold in two weeks w/o an agent and walked away with a nice profit.

Next two with agents, mainly for convenience.

Used an agent to sell my late parents home as it was in another city. Agent was great. Potential buyer kept asking for shit. No.
Finally asked her to ask the buyers agent if his buyer was under the mistaken impression that we were desperate to sell the house? Not.
Next call. SOLD! Full asking price.

pawz

🤣🤣🤣
Joke profession. Totally pointless. Prove me wrong.
If you hired your your sister-in-law's retarded 3rd cousin's drunk best friend who got a license to do one deal, or Redfin, that's on you.

You laugh, but I'm serious.

If I could tell you the people behind the NDAs I've had to sign, you would agree they wouldn't tolerate anything less than an absolute professional.

PurpleThrobber

There's absolutely a purpose for real estate agents.

Search "PropertySex" on pornhub and prove me wrong.

greenblood

Real Estate agents are fine for the paperwork, and will usually take a lower commission if you just have them do that, and you take care of marketing it. You can also use an attorney, and just compare the costs, to decide which direction you want to go.

pawz

There's absolutely a purpose for real estate agents.

Search "PropertySex" on pornhub and prove me wrong.

IRL: https://www.newsweek.com/real-estate-agents-sued-having-alleged-sex-romp-instead-selling-home-1705275

PurpleThrobber

There's absolutely a purpose for real estate agents.

Search "PropertySex" on pornhub and prove me wrong.

IRL: https://www.newsweek.com/real-estate-agents-sued-having-alleged-sex-romp-instead-selling-home-1705275

YKW

MikeDamone

If you need it sold, call Kim

pawz

If you need it sold, call Kim

True story. His recently deceased mother's house is currently listed with someone else.

46XiJCAB

Middle name. “SOLD”.

Pitchfork51

And? Continue.
I've done the FSBO and used agents.

First home I sold in two weeks w/o an agent and walked away with a nice profit.

Next two with agents, mainly for convenience.

Used an agent to sell my late parents home as it was in another city. Agent was great. Potential buyer kept asking for shit. No.
Finally asked her to ask the buyers agent if his buyer was under the mistaken impression that we were desperate to sell the house? Not.
Next call. SOLD! Full asking price.

There's no way this isn't white supremacy

Housing is a right

BleachedAnusDawg

Joke profession. Totally pointless. Prove me wrong.

What are you basing your statement on?

MikeDamone

46XiJCAB

And? Continue.
I've done the FSBO and used agents.

First home I sold in two weeks w/o an agent and walked away with a nice profit.

Next two with agents, mainly for convenience.

Used an agent to sell my late parents home as it was in another city. Agent was great. Potential buyer kept asking for shit. No.
Finally asked her to ask the buyers agent if his buyer was under the mistaken impression that we were desperate to sell the house? Not.
Next call. SOLD! Full asking price.
There's no way this isn't white supremacy

Housing is a right

Guilty of working the sawmills to pay my way through College. Every drop of green chain sweat was a sign of my White Supremacy.

LOL........

jecornel

Statement is based on lies, excuses, poor communication will do and say just to get a sale. All you literally have to do is find a competent title company… lol

haie

There are great salesmen out there that put in the work and know their domain and all that.

Real estate and software sales it's just too easy to be lazy and not give a shit and still get by.

Our sales people literally just do a demo. If the customer is like, "Well I like this program and the price is great but it can't do X currently which my business needs" then they sign the dotted line and my programmers are on the hook to pull whatever obese rabbit out of our virgin assholes that we need to, by some date. At that point my engineers are the fucking sales people and deserve 100% of commission.

MikeDamone

And? Continue.
I've done the FSBO and used agents.

First home I sold in two weeks w/o an agent and walked away with a nice profit.

Next two with agents, mainly for convenience.

Used an agent to sell my late parents home as it was in another city. Agent was great. Potential buyer kept asking for shit. No.
Finally asked her to ask the buyers agent if his buyer was under the mistaken impression that we were desperate to sell the house? Not.
Next call. SOLD! Full asking price.
There's no way this isn't white supremacy

Housing is a right
Guilty of working the sawmills to pay my way through College. Every drop of green chain sweat was a sign of my White Supremacy.

LOL........

Work in a paper mill in the summer heat then pop off

pawz

And? Continue.
I've done the FSBO and used agents.

First home I sold in two weeks w/o an agent and walked away with a nice profit.

Next two with agents, mainly for convenience.

Used an agent to sell my late parents home as it was in another city. Agent was great. Potential buyer kept asking for shit. No.
Finally asked her to ask the buyers agent if his buyer was under the mistaken impression that we were desperate to sell the house? Not.
Next call. SOLD! Full asking price.
There's no way this isn't white supremacy

Housing is a right
Guilty of working the sawmills to pay my way through College. Every drop of green chain sweat was a sign of my White Supremacy.

LOL........
Work in a paper mill in the summer heat then pop off

Camas papermaker heard from

pawz

Statement is based on lies, excuses, poor communication will do and say just to get a sale. All you literally have to do is find a competent title company… lol

Cogent.

It seems like my original assessment stands that you didn't hire right.

MikeDamone

And? Continue.
I've done the FSBO and used agents.

First home I sold in two weeks w/o an agent and walked away with a nice profit.

Next two with agents, mainly for convenience.

Used an agent to sell my late parents home as it was in another city. Agent was great. Potential buyer kept asking for shit. No.
Finally asked her to ask the buyers agent if his buyer was under the mistaken impression that we were desperate to sell the house? Not.
Next call. SOLD! Full asking price.
There's no way this isn't white supremacy

Housing is a right
Guilty of working the sawmills to pay my way through College. Every drop of green chain sweat was a sign of my White Supremacy.

LOL........
Work in a paper mill in the summer heat then pop off
Camas papermaker heard from

Disagree. How dare you?

MikeDamone

There are great salesmen out there that put in the work and know their domain and all that.

Real estate and software sales it's just too easy to be lazy and not give a shit and still get by.

Our sales people literally just do a demo. If the customer is like, "Well I like this program and the price is great but it can't do X currently which my business needs" then they sign the dotted line and my programmers are on the hook to pull whatever obese rabbit out of our virgin assholes that we need to, by some date. At that point my engineers are the fucking sales people and deserve 100% of commission.

Software salespeople are the fucking worst. I love kicking their asses

46XiJCAB

And? Continue.
I've done the FSBO and used agents.

First home I sold in two weeks w/o an agent and walked away with a nice profit.

Next two with agents, mainly for convenience.

Used an agent to sell my late parents home as it was in another city. Agent was great. Potential buyer kept asking for shit. No.
Finally asked her to ask the buyers agent if his buyer was under the mistaken impression that we were desperate to sell the house? Not.
Next call. SOLD! Full asking price.
There's no way this isn't white supremacy

Housing is a right
Guilty of working the sawmills to pay my way through College. Every drop of green chain sweat was a sign of my White Supremacy.

LOL........
Work in a paper mill in the summer heat then pop off

Paper mill would have been a vacation.

jecornel

I bailed on it all. Wasn’t for me.

Statement is based on lies, excuses, poor communication will do and say just to get a sale. All you literally have to do is find a competent title company… lol
Cogent.

It seems like my original assessment stands that you didn't hire right.

46XiJCAB

There are great salesmen out there that put in the work and know their domain and all that.

Real estate and software sales it's just too easy to be lazy and not give a shit and still get by.

Our sales people literally just do a demo. If the customer is like, "Well I like this program and the price is great but it can't do X currently which my business needs" then they sign the dotted line and my programmers are on the hook to pull whatever obese rabbit out of our virgin assholes that we need to, by some date. At that point my engineers are the fucking sales people and deserve 100% of commission.

Why do you have what sounds like worthless salespeople? Fire all of them. Tomorrow.

Pitchfork51

<<blockquote class="Quote" rel="46XiJCAB">

There are great salesmen out there that put in the work and know their domain and all that.

Real estate and software sales it's just too easy to be lazy and not give a shit and still get by.

Our sales people literally just do a demo. If the customer is like, "Well I like this program and the price is great but it can't do X currently which my business needs" then they sign the dotted line and my programmers are on the hook to pull whatever obese rabbit out of our virgin assholes that we need to, by some date. At that point my engineers are the fucking sales people and deserve 100% of commission.

Why do you have what sounds like worthless salespeople? Fire all of them. Tomorrow.

Speaking of....we actually fired all our sales people. It's been great.

I am especially proud of a report I made titled Monthly Travel Expenses vs New Business Sold.

Comments

Correct

I've done the FSBO and used agents.

jecornel

And? Continue.

I've done the FSBO and used agents.

pawz

Joke profession. Totally pointless. Prove me wrong.

If you hired your your sister-in-law's retarded 3rd cousin's drunk best friend who got a license to do one deal, or Redfin, that's on you.

jecornel

🤣🤣🤣

Joke profession. Totally pointless. Prove me wrong.
If you hired your your sister-in-law's retarded 3rd cousin's drunk best friend who got a license to do one deal, or Redfin, that's on you.

46XiJCAB

And? Continue.
I've done the FSBO and used agents.

pawz

🤣🤣🤣
Joke profession. Totally pointless. Prove me wrong.
If you hired your your sister-in-law's retarded 3rd cousin's drunk best friend who got a license to do one deal, or Redfin, that's on you.

You laugh, but I'm serious.

If I could tell you the people behind the NDAs I've had to sign, you would agree they wouldn't tolerate anything less than an absolute professional.

PurpleThrobber

There's absolutely a purpose for real estate agents.

Search "PropertySex" on pornhub and prove me wrong.

greenblood

pawz

There's absolutely a purpose for real estate agents.

Search "PropertySex" on pornhub and prove me wrong.

IRL: https://www.newsweek.com/real-estate-agents-sued-having-alleged-sex-romp-instead-selling-home-1705275

PurpleThrobber

There's absolutely a purpose for real estate agents.

Search "PropertySex" on pornhub and prove me wrong.

IRL: https://www.newsweek.com/real-estate-agents-sued-having-alleged-sex-romp-instead-selling-home-1705275

YKW

MikeDamone

If you need it sold, call Kim

pawz

If you need it sold, call Kim

True story. His recently deceased mother's house is currently listed with someone else.

46XiJCAB

Middle name. “SOLD”.

Pitchfork51

And? Continue.
I've done the FSBO and used agents.

First home I sold in two weeks w/o an agent and walked away with a nice profit.

Next two with agents, mainly for convenience.

Used an agent to sell my late parents home as it was in another city. Agent was great. Potential buyer kept asking for shit. No.
Finally asked her to ask the buyers agent if his buyer was under the mistaken impression that we were desperate to sell the house? Not.
Next call. SOLD! Full asking price.

There's no way this isn't white supremacy

Housing is a right

BleachedAnusDawg

Joke profession. Totally pointless. Prove me wrong.

What are you basing your statement on?

MikeDamone

46XiJCAB

And? Continue.
I've done the FSBO and used agents.

First home I sold in two weeks w/o an agent and walked away with a nice profit.

Next two with agents, mainly for convenience.

Used an agent to sell my late parents home as it was in another city. Agent was great. Potential buyer kept asking for shit. No.
Finally asked her to ask the buyers agent if his buyer was under the mistaken impression that we were desperate to sell the house? Not.
Next call. SOLD! Full asking price.
There's no way this isn't white supremacy

Housing is a right

Guilty of working the sawmills to pay my way through College. Every drop of green chain sweat was a sign of my White Supremacy.

LOL........

jecornel

Statement is based on lies, excuses, poor communication will do and say just to get a sale. All you literally have to do is find a competent title company… lol

haie

MikeDamone

And? Continue.
I've done the FSBO and used agents.

First home I sold in two weeks w/o an agent and walked away with a nice profit.

Next two with agents, mainly for convenience.

Used an agent to sell my late parents home as it was in another city. Agent was great. Potential buyer kept asking for shit. No.
Finally asked her to ask the buyers agent if his buyer was under the mistaken impression that we were desperate to sell the house? Not.
Next call. SOLD! Full asking price.
There's no way this isn't white supremacy

Housing is a right
Guilty of working the sawmills to pay my way through College. Every drop of green chain sweat was a sign of my White Supremacy.

LOL........

Work in a paper mill in the summer heat then pop off

pawz

And? Continue.
I've done the FSBO and used agents.

First home I sold in two weeks w/o an agent and walked away with a nice profit.

Next two with agents, mainly for convenience.

Used an agent to sell my late parents home as it was in another city. Agent was great. Potential buyer kept asking for shit. No.
Finally asked her to ask the buyers agent if his buyer was under the mistaken impression that we were desperate to sell the house? Not.
Next call. SOLD! Full asking price.
There's no way this isn't white supremacy

Housing is a right
Guilty of working the sawmills to pay my way through College. Every drop of green chain sweat was a sign of my White Supremacy.

LOL........
Work in a paper mill in the summer heat then pop off

Camas papermaker heard from

pawz

Statement is based on lies, excuses, poor communication will do and say just to get a sale. All you literally have to do is find a competent title company… lol

Cogent.

It seems like my original assessment stands that you didn't hire right.

MikeDamone

And? Continue.
I've done the FSBO and used agents.

First home I sold in two weeks w/o an agent and walked away with a nice profit.

Next two with agents, mainly for convenience.

Used an agent to sell my late parents home as it was in another city. Agent was great. Potential buyer kept asking for shit. No.
Finally asked her to ask the buyers agent if his buyer was under the mistaken impression that we were desperate to sell the house? Not.
Next call. SOLD! Full asking price.
There's no way this isn't white supremacy

Housing is a right
Guilty of working the sawmills to pay my way through College. Every drop of green chain sweat was a sign of my White Supremacy.

LOL........
Work in a paper mill in the summer heat then pop off
Camas papermaker heard from

Disagree. How dare you?

MikeDamone

There are great salesmen out there that put in the work and know their domain and all that.

Real estate and software sales it's just too easy to be lazy and not give a shit and still get by.

Our sales people literally just do a demo. If the customer is like, "Well I like this program and the price is great but it can't do X currently which my business needs" then they sign the dotted line and my programmers are on the hook to pull whatever obese rabbit out of our virgin assholes that we need to, by some date. At that point my engineers are the fucking sales people and deserve 100% of commission.

Software salespeople are the fucking worst. I love kicking their asses

46XiJCAB

And? Continue.
I've done the FSBO and used agents.

First home I sold in two weeks w/o an agent and walked away with a nice profit.

Next two with agents, mainly for convenience.

Used an agent to sell my late parents home as it was in another city. Agent was great. Potential buyer kept asking for shit. No.
Finally asked her to ask the buyers agent if his buyer was under the mistaken impression that we were desperate to sell the house? Not.
Next call. SOLD! Full asking price.
There's no way this isn't white supremacy

Housing is a right
Guilty of working the sawmills to pay my way through College. Every drop of green chain sweat was a sign of my White Supremacy.

LOL........
Work in a paper mill in the summer heat then pop off

Paper mill would have been a vacation.

jecornel

I bailed on it all. Wasn’t for me.

Statement is based on lies, excuses, poor communication will do and say just to get a sale. All you literally have to do is find a competent title company… lol
Cogent.

It seems like my original assessment stands that you didn't hire right.

46XiJCAB

There are great salesmen out there that put in the work and know their domain and all that.

Real estate and software sales it's just too easy to be lazy and not give a shit and still get by.

Our sales people literally just do a demo. If the customer is like, "Well I like this program and the price is great but it can't do X currently which my business needs" then they sign the dotted line and my programmers are on the hook to pull whatever obese rabbit out of our virgin assholes that we need to, by some date. At that point my engineers are the fucking sales people and deserve 100% of commission.

Why do you have what sounds like worthless salespeople? Fire all of them. Tomorrow.

Pitchfork51

<<blockquote class="Quote" rel="46XiJCAB">

There are great salesmen out there that put in the work and know their domain and all that.

Real estate and software sales it's just too easy to be lazy and not give a shit and still get by.

Our sales people literally just do a demo. If the customer is like, "Well I like this program and the price is great but it can't do X currently which my business needs" then they sign the dotted line and my programmers are on the hook to pull whatever obese rabbit out of our virgin assholes that we need to, by some date. At that point my engineers are the fucking sales people and deserve 100% of commission.