Alright I'm calling it now

DerekJohnson

Washington opens the season by beating Kent State rather easily, 34-17

Michael Penix throws for two touchdowns and runs for two more. Finishes the game in one piece!

Penix would have had three TD passes, but Devin Culp dropped an easy toss in the end zone in the third quarter. Subsequent field goal attempt was blocked. A smattering of boos is heard from the small crowd on hand despite an announced attendance of 68,435.

In the fourth quarter, Kuao Peihopa comes up with a big stop on 4th and 1... but a taunting penalty by Bralen Trice keeps a Kent State drive alive. Ushers remove @JoeEDangerously from Husky Stadium.

In the game's final seconds, a Kent State "Hail Mary" is intercepted near the goal line by Asa Turner, who goes on to be named Pac-12 Defensive Player of the Week.

Dawgs are 1-0!

Joey

DerekJohnson said:

Washington opens the season by beating Kent State rather easily, 34-17

Michael Penix throws for two touchdowns and runs for two more. Finishes the game in one piece!

Penix would have had three TD passes, but Devin Culp dropped an easy toss in the end zone in the third quarter. Subsequent field goal attempt was blocked. A smattering of boos is heard from the small crowd on hand despite an announced attendance of 68,435.

In the fourth quarter, Kuao Peihopa comes up with a big stop on 4th and 1... but a taunting penalty by Bralen Trice keeps a Kent State drive alive. Ushers remove @JoeEDangerously from Husky Stadium.

In the game's final seconds, a Kent State "Hail Mary" is intercepted near the goal line by Asa Turner, who goes on to be named Pac-12 Defensive Player of the Week.

Dawgs are 1-0!

I can fully guarantee one accurate prediction in this poast

whatshouldicareabout

DerekJohnson said:

Washington opens the season by beating Kent State rather easily, 34-17

Michael Penix throws for two touchdowns and runs for two more. Finishes the game in one piece!

Penix would have had three TD passes, but Devin Culp dropped an easy toss in the end zone in the third quarter. Subsequent field goal attempt was blocked. A smattering of boos is heard from the small crowd on hand despite an announced attendance of 68,435.

In the fourth quarter, Kuao Peihopa comes up with a big stop on 4th and 1... but a taunting penalty by Bralen Trice keeps a Kent State drive alive. Ushers remove @JoeEDangerously from Husky Stadium.

In the game's final seconds, a Kent State "Hail Mary" is intercepted near the goal line by Asa Turner, who goes on to be named Pac-12 Defensive Player of the Week.

Dawgs are 1-0!

I'm calling that someone will post on the Kansas State forums about our matchup with KSU and that they're flying into Manhattan and asking where the coldest beers are in NYC

DerekJohnson

whatshouldicareabout said:

DerekJohnson said:

Washington opens the season by beating Kent State rather easily, 34-17

Michael Penix throws for two touchdowns and runs for two more. Finishes the game in one piece!

Penix would have had three TD passes, but Devin Culp dropped an easy toss in the end zone in the third quarter. Subsequent field goal attempt was blocked. A smattering of boos is heard from the small crowd on hand despite an announced attendance of 68,435.

In the fourth quarter, Kuao Peihopa comes up with a big stop on 4th and 1... but a taunting penalty by Bralen Trice keeps a Kent State drive alive. Ushers remove @JoeEDangerously from Husky Stadium.

In the game's final seconds, a Kent State "Hail Mary" is intercepted near the goal line by Asa Turner, who goes on to be named Pac-12 Defensive Player of the Week.

Dawgs are 1-0!

I'm calling that someone will post on the Kansas State forums about our matchup with KSU and that they're flying into Manhattan and asking where the coldest beers are in NYC

Even better, someone here will post 5 Reasons on the Kansas State board, and get lectured by someone about how UW is playing Kent State

Fishpo31

DerekJohnson said:

Washington opens the season by beating Kent State rather easily, 34-17

Michael Penix throws for two touchdowns and runs for two more. Finishes the game in one piece!

Penix would have had three TD passes, but Devin Culp dropped an easy toss in the end zone in the third quarter. Subsequent field goal attempt was blocked. A smattering of boos is heard from the small crowd on hand despite an announced attendance of 68,435.

In the fourth quarter, Kuao Peihopa comes up with a big stop on 4th and 1... but a taunting penalty by Bralen Trice keeps a Kent State drive alive. Ushers remove @JoeEDangerously from Husky Stadium.

In the game's final seconds, a Kent State "Hail Mary" is intercepted near the goal line by Asa Turner, who goes on to be named Pac-12 Defensive Player of the Week.

Dawgs are 1-0!

If there is a blocked kick involved, I’m in!
*Chinned for “…a smattering of boos”…

ntxduck

Taunting…during the play?

bananasnblondes

I'd also add in that Kent State's scrappy little tandem of RBs rushes for 200+ yards and averages 6.5 yards a carry but untimely passes and fumbles lead to Husky takeaways

Fishpo31

I just got a premonition...Yep, September is coming...FML

"In the game's final seconds, a Kent State "Hail Mary" is intercepted near the goal line by Asa Turner, who goes on to be named Pac-12 Defensive Player of the Week".

Scenario #1: Asa drops it (as my pops used to say, "Hit him in a bad spot...right in the hands"), and there is a horseshit holding call 30 yards off the ball, replay the down...

Scenario #2: Asa makes the pick, and there is a horseshit holding call 30 yards off the ball, replay the down...

CFetters_Nacho_Lover

Sounds like Stalin is ready to Doog again.

DerekJohnson

CFetters_Nacho_Lover said:

Sounds like Stalin is ready to Doog again.

That was me giving it the old college try

AOG

34-17 win rather easily I predict

Joey

I’m already annoyed at the thought of headlines reading the “Don James Bowl.”

huskyhooligan

I wanna doog so bad.

In the Key of Sugar Rays 'Fly'

All around the world, as seen on Pac12 TV
I've dooged for winning seasons
Everyone I know has been so good to me
Thirty one years old, Don James God rest his soul

I just wanna doog
Relive the whammy in Miami
Reminisce about a Natty
I just wanna doog
5 star hats are on the table
Offseason natties are a staple

I just wanna doog

I know ...

haie

JoeEDangerously said:

I’m already annoyed at the thought of the cuogcenter headlines reading the “First UW game since the away team put up 40 and rushed the field!”

pawz

DerekJohnson said:

Washington opens the season by beating Kent State rather easily, 34-17

Michael Penix throws for two touchdowns and runs for two more. Finishes the game in one piece!

Penix would have had three TD passes, but Devin Culp dropped an easy toss in the end zone in the third quarter. Subsequent field goal attempt was blocked. A smattering of boos is heard from the small crowd on hand despite an announced attendance of 68,435.

In the fourth quarter, Kuao Peihopa comes up with a big stop on 4th and 1... but a taunting penalty by Bralen Trice keeps a Kent State drive alive. Ushers remove @JoeEDangerously from Husky Stadium.

In the game's final seconds, a Kent State "Hail Mary" is intercepted near the goal line by Asa Turner, who goes on to be named Pac-12 Defensive Player of the Week.

Dawgs are 1-0!

If Penis has to rush for two TDs, sooner than later his ACL will be door-ass-out.