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Wow. Really, really wow

LawDawg1

Dude is such a douche.

PurpleThrobber

LawDawg1 said:

Dude is such a douche.

How the FUCK did those Texans get so conned? Sark is about as non-Texas as it gets.

DerekJohnson

Sark wants to be at Texas longer than Darrell Royal

RaceBannon

DerekJohnson said:

Sark wants to be at Texas longer than Darrell Royal

He'd like to see Texas be the Alabama of the Southwest

CFetters_Nacho_Lover

DerekJohnson said:

Sark wants to be at Texas longer than Charlie Strong

whatshouldicareabout

PurpleThrobber said:

LawDawg1 said:

Dude is such a douche.

How the FUCK did those Texans get so conned? Sark is about as non-Texas as it gets.

TrumpsWall

Whatever happened to his assistant coach that is dating the crazy stripper that had a monkey that bit that kid? How do you make that one go away?

LawDawg1

TrumpsWall said:

Whatever happened to his assistant coach that is dating the crazy stripper that had a monkey that bit that kid? How do you make that one go away?

This one actually makes me kind of like him.

chuck

Sarkisian is a fucking national treasure.
Watching him go down in flames there is the best thing UW fans have going right now.

YellowSnow

FireCohen

My hero. Dude is a fucking winner in life #$$$$

Fishpo31

DerekJohnson said:

Sark wanted to be at Texas Washington longer than Darrell Royal

Mission 1 accomplished...

creepycoug

chuck said:

Sarkisian is a fucking national treasure.
Watching him go down in flames there is the best thing UW fans have going right now.

I enjoy it so much I flew down and watched the RRSO right behind the Texas bench near the 50 yd line. Best seat in the house to watch Sark fold.

Pitchfork51

creepycoug said:

chuck said:

Sarkisian is a fucking national treasure.
Watching him go down in flames there is the best thing UW fans have going right now.

I enjoy it so much I flew down and watched the RRSO right behind the Texas bench near the 50 yd line. Best seat in the house to watch Sark fold.

I'm so pissed I've never hung out with sark