Let me get this straight....

bananasnblondes

It came to my attention today that there is a local event called the "Mahler/ Millen Mock Draft. At said event the hosts (2 local radio personalities) pretend that an actual NFL draft is going on and tell their listeners which team has chosen each player and which team is "on the clock"... but not really because this is all pretend.

I have also been informed that people attend this event and show emotional reactions (loud cheering or booing) based on each team's pretend selection.

WHO THE FUCK ARE THESE PEOPLE!!!???

AtomicPiss

Softy should draft nothing but Huskies!!1!!!

CFetters_Nacho_Lover

DerekJohnson said:

Softy should DIAFF!!11!!!!draft nothing but Huskies!!1!!!

MikeDamone

Followed by the air guitar championship?

CokeGreaterThanPepsi

It's worse..... they have KJR listener idiots do the picks for all 32 teams. It is so fucking awkward that it is actually fun to listen to. Especially when Hugh critiques picks as if they were actual picks in the draft, he gets so serious that it is hilarious. It's a fucking dreckfest.

dhdawg

Someone on here should sign up for the #1 pick and take ossai. The reaction would be great

RoadDawg55

People who go to that might be worse than adults that play laire. Something is off with the people who attend this event.

Fire_Marshall_Bill

The guy announcing the fake picks did an Al Pacino impression. It actually wasn't bad and somehow compelled me to listen to five picks.

Mad_Son

We should have called in and made ridiculous picks. I am just hoping Tim Lincecum is still available for pick 31!

TierbsHsotBoobs

Millen probably loved every white guy that was picked.

LoneStarDawg

Mad_Son said:

We should have called in and made ridiculous picks. I am just hoping Tim Lincecum is still available for pick 31!

Only if the mariners take Brandon Morrow with picks 1-30.

CokeGreaterThanPepsi

I think this is a great idea.... if we could get like 3 guys in this event: Ossai, Cody Habben, Juan Garcia!

dhdawg said:

Someone on here should sign up for the #1 pick and take ossai. The reaction would be great

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TierbsHsotBoobs said:

Millen probably loved every white guy that was picked.

More crisp that way

HeretoBeatmyChest

In addition to Ossai we should take Tripper Johnson 2nd and Talia Chricton 3rd.

TierbsHsotBoobs

HeretoBeatmyChest said:

In addition to Ossai we should take Tripper Johnson 2nd and Talia Chricton 3rd.

And Mike Jensen last.

CFetters_Nacho_Lover

Where's Casey Paus gettinng picked?

CuntWaffle

Ossai would be a great addition as long as you are sure you can pick up Talia Crichton in the 2nd.

TierbsHsotBoobs

CFetters_Nacho_Lover said:

Where's Casey Paus gettinng picked?

After Felix Sweetman.

CFetters_Nacho_Lover

TierbsHsotBoobs said:

CFetters_Nacho_Lover said:

Where's Casey Paus gettinng picked?

After Felix Sweetman.

Obviously.

HuskyJW

I still can't believe Darrion Jones gets a pass on here.

Didn't he have two sacks as a 3 year starter??

TierbsHsotBoobs

HuskyJW said:

I still can't believe Darrion Jones gets a pass on here.

Didn't he have two sacks as a 3 year starter??

Who?