USC hates Sark

pat_hm

My good friend is a SC alum and die hard Trojan fan. Loves the Petersen hire. Sark not so much; I received this text from him the other day:

"At the SC spring game, just caught myself thinking, "why the fuck is Steve Sarkisian our coach?"

He gave an over/under on the # of times Sark would call the spring game 'Awesome' at 24.

He later noted that Peter McBride, the long snapper and walk-on Robert Flewelling were signing autographs after the game. Can't miss material.

WATCH OUT SARK IS BUILDING SOMETHING SPECIAL IN LA

mobey

Wonder what he'll tweet when he signs a new recruit?

dnc

mobey said:

Wonder what he'll tweet when he signs a new recruit?

Fight on I'm
sure

pat_hm

We got better today.

HuskyJW

What are crossing routes......jealous boyfriends.....vegetables......and special teams.

Answer: Things Sark hates.

Gladstone

41-0 Stanford

pat_hm

Best staff in the country

Tequilla

I love how Sark has 2 associate head coaches in Tui and Sirmon (neither of which are the coordinators) and then an asst. head coach in Nansen (that should be retitled as Asst. Drinking/Tail Chasing Companion)

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Tequilla said:

I love how Sark has 2 associate head coaches in Tui and Sirmon (neither of which are the coordinators) and then an asst. head coach in Nansen (that should be retitled as Asst. Drinking/Tail Chasing Companion)

Those three will be his first firings too. Those three will be the ones he back stabs after year two is my guess as USC the heat will be turned up more quickly than at Warshington.

oregonblitzkrieg

pat_hm said:

He gave an over/under on the # of times Sark would call the spring game 'Awesome' at 24.

The same over/under on how many times Mark Helfrich will say we have some tough, tough dudes on the team this year.

Gladstone

41-3 LSU