When Beth fired her assistant on the spot for botching the coffee I was in love
A classic joke slightly revised.
A sixth grade teacher tells her students, "tonight I want everyone to watch televsion, and see what you can learn about sex". The next day, she called on the students to report what they had learned.
The first girl said, " Teacher, I watched Chicago Hope last night. There were lots of pregnant ladies having babies. So, I learned alot about sex".
"Very good", said the teacher.
The second girl said, "Teacher, I watched a documentary about the mating rituals that different cultures have practiced throughout history. So I learned alot about sex too".
"Excellent", the teacher said.
Then came Johnny's turn. He said, "Teacher, I watched Yellowstone last night so I learned about sex.
"Well Johnny, I'm not sure that's for you to share with the class. The teacher was curious so finally asked, "But what does Yellowstone have anything to do with sex".
Johnny replied, "The heck it don't! You sure don't want to fuck around with Beth Dutton!"
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A sixth grade teacher tells her students, "tonight I want everyone to watch televsion, and see what you can learn about sex". The next day, she called on the students to report what they had learned.
The first girl said, " Teacher, I watched Chicago Hope last night. There were lots of pregnant ladies having babies. So, I learned alot about sex".
"Very good", said the teacher.
The second girl said, "Teacher, I watched a documentary about the mating rituals that different cultures have practiced throughout history. So I learned alot about sex too".
"Excellent", the teacher said.
Then came Johnny's turn. He said, "Teacher, I watched Yellowstone last night so I learned about sex.
"Well Johnny, I'm not sure that's for you to share with the class. The teacher was curious so finally asked, "But what does Yellowstone have anything to do with sex".
Johnny replied, "The heck it don't! You sure don't want to fuck around with Beth Dutton!"